- BTCB (Bitcoin BEP2)
- $97383.01: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Wrapped Bitcoin on Binance Smart Chain: So close to 100k, yet so far. It’s like watching a snail race, but instead of a finish line, it’s a fluctuating decimal point.
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- The Dogecoin wannabe, Shiba Inu keeps barking but hasn’t learned any new tricks. Retail folks might think they are done with options but probably jump into this shitcoin.
- MKR (Maker)
- $1928.46: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Maker takes a -6% dive. Even stablecoins aren’t safe in this market. It’s like watching a lifeguard drown in a kiddie pool. Maybe UnitedHealth’s CEO needs to start accepting MKR for premiums? (Too soon?)
- MNT (Mantle)
- $1.17: ⭐⭐
- Mantle’s price is flatter than a pancake after a steamroller accident. Holding steady at $1.17, proving that not all cryptos are volatile enough to give you a heart attack.
- LTC (Litecoin)
- $114.27: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Litecoin, the silver to Bitcoin’s gold, is down -8%. At least it’s got a catchy name?
MSTR keeps gobbling up Bitcoin like it’s going out of style (over 420,000 BTC now!). Meanwhile, Bitcoin hangs around $100k, unsure if it wants to join the billionaires club or slum it with the 90k crowd. Looks like Bitcoin is stuck in its awkward teenage phase. It’s enough to make a WSB degenerate consider puts on McDonald’s… because why not?
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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1 | 68.3M | 595 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 1 |  |
 |
-1% | 1.01 | 502M | 166 | TUSD | TrueUSD | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-6% | 88% | 1928.46 | 1.94B | 70 | MKR | Maker |
| 3 |  |
 |
-8% | 1.86 | 1.86B | 72 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 4 |  |
 |
-6% | 81% | 142.74 | 2.12B | 69 | QNT | Quant |
| 5 |  |
 |
-11% | 8.35 | 3.27B | 47 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 6 |  |
 |
-10% | 179.21 | 3.31B | 45 | XMR | Monero | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-7% | 93% | 0.06 | 4.92B | 31 | VET | VeChain |
| 8 |  |
 |
-10% | 0.17 | 5.07B | 33 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 9 |  |
 |
1 | 5.37B | 28 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 10 |  |
 |
-9% | 0.59 | 5.86B | 100 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-1% | 97383 | 6.36B | 10102 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 12 |  |
 |
-10% | 12.17 | 6.41B | 26 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-9% | 71% | 31.31 | 6.6B | 30 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 14 |  |
 |
54% | 1.17 | 7.25B | 39 | MNT | Mantle | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-6% | 6.74 | 8.25B | 24 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 16 |  |
 |
+1% | 9.42 | 9.28B | 22 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-8% | 89% | 114.27 | 9.6B | 23 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 18 |  |
 |
-9% | 29% | 2.25 | 9.67B | 54 | OP | Optimism |
| 19 |  |
 |
-9% | 0.97 | 9.73B | 38 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-9% | 94% | 546.46 | 11.5B | 19 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 21 |  |
 |
-11% | 6.37 | 12.5B | 40 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-10% | 8.61 | 13.1B | 15 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-1% | 97091 | 13.2B | 10098 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 24 |  |
 |
-13% | 11.77 | 13.3B | 25 | APT | Aptos | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.29 | 14.5B | 10176 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 26 |  |
 |
-4% | 76% | 0.29 | 14.6B | 18 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 27 |  |
 |
-9% | 15.68 | 15.7B | 21 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-10% | 0 | 15.9B | 12 | SHIB | Shiba Inu |
Overall, the crypto market is like a bad Tinder date – full of false promises and disappointing dips. But hey, it keeps life interesting, right? Just remember, folks, if you invest your life savings in a memecoin, don’t come crying to me. I’ll be too busy laughing.