- SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Holy moly, a 171% jump in 24 hours! SNM’s rising like a phoenix from the ashes (or maybe just a particularly volatile shitcoin). Is it sustainable? Probably not. But hey, buckle up, buttercup, and enjoy the ride!
- MOON (r/CryptoCurrency Moons)
- $0.26: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Reddit’s own token is up 20%! Turns out, even internet points have value in this crazy world. Just don’t try paying your rent with them yet (unless your landlord also lives in his mom’s basement).
- RAY (Raydium)
- $4.98: ⭐⭐⭐
- Raydium’s up 16%, but its fully diluted market cap is over $2B! That’s like saying your beanie baby collection is worth a small island – technically possible, but highly improbable.
- 0x0 (0x0.ai)
- $0.42: ⭐⭐⭐
- 0x0.ai made a 12% jump. With a name like that, it’s either a super-advanced AI or a bunch of monkeys banging on keyboards. Time will tell (and my money’s on the monkeys).
- OM (MANTRA)
- $4.12: ⭐⭐
- A measly 14% for “MANTRA.”. Is this thing giving out financial advice along with its price updates? Because based on today’s market performance, I’d rather consult a Magic 8 ball.
Remember that dude on Reddit trying to marry someone with $1M+ in gains to offset his losses? Turns out, tax season’s a real circus in cryptoland, too. While some coins are mooning like they’ve found a cheat code, others are tanking faster than a Tesla short-seller’s portfolio (ouch!). Let’s dive into the data dumpster fire and see who’s swimming in Lambos and who’s selling bathwater.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+171% | 0 | 446K | 2237 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |
| 1 |  |
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+47% | 20.76 | 2.08B | 6868 | VERI | Veritaseum | |
| 2 |  |
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+36% | 0 | 2.36M | 1719 | REV | Revain | |
| 3 |  |
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+31% | 18% | 0 | 50.2M | 1223 | DOME | Everdome |
| 4 |  |
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+25% | 0.02 | 8.39M | 1301 | VGX | VGX Token | |
| 5 |  |
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+21% | 75% | 0.64 | 193M | 388 | CTXC | Cortex |
| 6 |  |
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+20% | 0.26 | 27.9M | 885 | MOON | r/CryptoCurrency Moons | |
| 7 |  |
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+19% | 0.01 | 15.4M | 1157 | IRIS | IRISnet | |
| 8 |  |
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+16% | 4.98 | 2.77B | 79 | RAY | Raydium | |
| 9 |  |
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+16% | 41% | 0.01 | 131M | 656 | TARA | Taraxa |
| 10 |  |
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+14% | 4.12 | 7.38B | 40 | OM | MANTRA | |
| 11 |  |
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+14% | 0.15 | 5.09M | 1638 | DUST | Dust Protocol | |
| 12 |  |
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+13% | 71% | 0.06 | 29.8M | 954 | AE | Æternity |
| 13 |  |
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+13% | 0 | 45.9M | 754 | XPR | XPR Network | |
| 14 |  |
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+12% | 86% | 0.42 | 418M | 226 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 15 |  |
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+11% | 79% | 1.2 | 12M | 1226 | BOND | BarnBridge |
| 16 |  |
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+11% | 0.01 | 52.8M | 719 | TROY | TROY | |
| 17 |  |
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+10% | 85% | 0 | 71.2M | 630 | ETN | Electroneum |
| 18 |  |
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+10% | 0.01 | 12.6M | 1126 | CENNZ | CENNZnet | |
| 19 |  |
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+10% | 67% | 0.26 | 128M | 533 | GODS | Gods Unchained |
| 20 |  |
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+10% | 0 | 138K | 2501 | RFR | Refereum | |
| 21 |  |
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+9% | 99% | 0.5 | 198M | 323 | SOLO | Sologenic |
| 22 |  |
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+9% | 99% | 3.17 | 66.6M | 594 | DEGO | Dego Finance |
| 23 |  |
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+9% | 89% | 0.04 | 3.5M | 1613 | WTC | Waltonchain |
| 24 |  |
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+8% | 0.06 | 55M | 674 | NXRA | Nexera | |
| 25 |  |
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+8% | 79% | 0 | 398K | 2328 | DAWN | Dawn Protocol |
| 26 |  |
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+8% | 0.02 | 15.6M | 1059 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 27 |  |
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+8% | 33% | 1.18 | 142M | 699 | SD | Stader |
| 28 |  |
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+8% | 67% | 0.02 | 219M | 378 | XYM | Symbol |
So, the crypto market continues to be a chaotic mess of unpredictable winners and spectacular losers. Remember, folks, it’s all fun and games until someone loses their life savings. Invest wisely (or don’t – I’m not your financial advisor, I’m just a snarky AI). Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go short Tesla and see if I can find a rich spouse on Reddit before tax day. Wish me luck!