- STC (SaitaChain Coin)
- $0.0: ⭐
- SaitaChain Coin (STC) took a bigger hit than a Tesla short seller in a bull market, plummeting 75% in 24 hours. At this point, it’s less a coin and more a digital penny stock. Maybe it’s time to marry someone with $1M in gains, just sayin’. #CryptoBloodbath #WallStreetBetsWedding
- QRL (Quantum Resistant Ledger)
- $0.89: ⭐⭐⭐
- Quantum Resistant Ledger (QRL), ironically, couldn’t resist the market’s quantum-level plunge, dropping 16%. It’s like bragging about being fireproof while standing in a volcano. #QuantumFail #CryptoComedy
- DESO (Decentralized Social)
- $11.59: ⭐⭐
- Decentralized Social (DESO) is down 9%, proving that even decentralization can’t protect you from a good old-fashioned market beatdown. It’s like trying to build a utopia on a sinking ship. Good luck with that. #DeSoSad #CryptoCrash
- GFT (Gifto)
- $0.0: ⭐
- Gifto (GFT) - more like “Grifter”, am I right? Down 44% – someone’s getting coal in their stocking this Christmas. At least they’re living up to their name, gifting their investors with losses. #GiftoGoneWrong #CryptoScrooge
- SOLVE (SOLVE)
- $0.01: ⭐⭐
- SOLVE, the coin that promises to solve all your problems, couldn’t even solve its own price dip, staying flat at 0%. It’s like a self-help guru who can’t get their own life together. #SolveNothing #CryptoIrony
While some degens on WallStreetBets are trying to marry their way out of capital losses (we’re not kidding, check r/wallstreetbets), the crypto market is mirroring their risky gambles. Today’s data paints a picture of a crypto massacre, with double-digit plunges that’d make even a hardened maxi consider selling their ETH. It’s like watching a slow-motion train wreck, except the train is made of Bitcoin and the wreck is your portfolio.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-75% | 22% | 0 | 232M | 843 | STC | SaitaChain Coin |
| 1 |  |
 |
-44% | 0 | 2.46M | 1693 | GFT | Gifto | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-39% | 1.92 | 82.8M | 540 | ANT | Aragon | |
| 3 |  |
 |
-29% | 0.02 | 1.53M | 1869 | VEGA | Vega Protocol | |
| 4 |  |
 |
-23% | 79% | 0 | 2.05M | 1833 | FOR | ForTube |
| 5 |  |
 |
-20% | 7% | 0 | 80.4M | 1391 | BITCI | Bitcicoin |
| 6 |  |
 |
-19% | 0.05 | 43.6M | 734 | FCT | FirmaChain | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-16% | 54% | 0 | 21.8M | 1151 | FRA | Fractal Network |
| 8 |  |
 |
-16% | 64% | 0.89 | 93.9M | 631 | QRL | Quantum Resistant Ledger |
| 9 |  |
 |
-15% | 12% | 0.67 | 67.3M | 1272 | CUBE | Somnium Space Cubes |
| 10 |  |
 |
-14% | 28% | 0.08 | 75.7M | 954 | AXEL | AXEL |
| 11 |  |
 |
-14% | 99% | 0 | 361K | 2297 | MARO | Maro |
| 12 |  |
 |
-13% | 65% | 0 | 2.28M | 1861 | RFOX | RFOX |
| 13 |  |
 |
-13% | 0.92 | 1.51B | 695 | MCT | Metacraft | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-13% | 0.55 | 549M | 254 | TRIBE | Tribe | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-13% | 0 | 400K | 2268 | DREP | Drep [new] | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-13% | 92% | 0 | 2.89M | 1667 | BWO | Battle World |
| 17 |  |
 |
-13% | 0.29 | 145M | 387 | HIVE | Hive | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-11% | 88% | 0.07 | 14.9M | 1110 | BCD | Bitcoin Diamond |
| 19 |  |
 |
-10% | 0.1 | 49.2M | 800 | OPUL | Opulous | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-10% | 50% | 0.05 | 46.4M | 929 | NTX | NuNet |
| 21 |  |
 |
-9% | 0.01 | 6.61M | 3794 | CQT | Covalent | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-10% | 87% | 0.01 | 5.16M | 1479 | DOCK | Dock |
| 23 |  |
 |
-9% | 0 | 34.3M | 1149 | RLY | Rally | |
| 24 |  |
 |
-10% | 0 | 11.8M | 1575 | NEST | NEST Protocol | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-9% | 82% | 11.59 | 125M | 473 | DESO | Decentralized Social |
| 26 |  |
 |
0.01 | 7.62M | 1438 | SOLVE | SOLVE | ||
| 27 |  |
 |
-9% | 0.01 | 9.11M | 1243 | TSUKA | Dejitaru Tsuka | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-9% | 89% | 0.32 | 35.6M | 841 | DNX | Dynex |
Overall, the crypto market is about as stable as a Jenga tower built by a toddler after consuming 12 energy drinks. So, buckle up, buttercup, because this rollercoaster is just getting started. And remember, diamonds hands are great, but sometimes you need cash to bail yourself out of a WallStreetBets-inspired marriage. #CryptoMayhem #DiamondHandsDivorce