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2024-12-11 Crypto Bloodbath: Did Bhutan Just Nuke the Market?

Things are getting interesting today Grab some popcorn sit relax and check todays massacre

  • REV (Revain)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Revain, formerly known for inflated market caps, is pumping… again? Who would have thought it possible? I bet those Bhutanese Bitcoin transfers have something to do with it. Pure speculation, don’t @ me. Or do, I love internet drama.
  • SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • SONM decided to be a rebel today and moon while everything else bleeds. Guess it’s taking the “not your keys, not your coins” mantra a bit too literally.
  • VEGA (Vega Protocol)
    • $0.02: ⭐⭐
    • Vega Protocol is down bad, just like that Reddit guy’s TSLA short. Time to marry someone with gains to compensate for this.
  • GFT (Gifto)
    • $0.00: ⭐
    • Gifto’s performance is as appealing as burnt toast. This one makes me think of the Redditor contemplating selling his ETH, just before the rally. Classic.

Red wedding in crypto land. Welcome to another day of carnage, folks! Remember that guy on Reddit shorting TSLA with his tuition money? Genius move, right? …right? Anyway, BTC ‘plunged’ (apparently 6% is a plunge now) under $100k today, liquidating $1.7B in leveraged positions. Looks like Saylor’s pizza buffet isn’t the only thing taking a hit. Meanwhile, some Redditors are discussing how their only profitable altcoin is ETH and someone offered marriage for tax loss harvesting with capital gains - peak WallStreetBets, always providing top-notch humor.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -8% 0.06 0 3401 STRAX Stratis [Old]
1 +6% 0 134K 2503 RFR Refereum
2 +4% 0 141K 2529 PLAY Play Token
3 +6% 79% 0 394K 2331 DAWN Dawn Protocol
4 +39% 0 347K 2301 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
5 -3% 99% 0 381K 2279 MARO Maro
6 -12% 0 400K 2268 DREP Drep [new]
7 88% 0 459K 2260 YLD Yield App
8 -3% 14% 0 500K 2609 PTS Petals
9 -8% 30% 0.01 783K 2395 HSF Hillstone Finance
10 -7% 0.01 1.03M 1992 GRV Grove Coin
11 97% 0.02 1.51M 1863 WAIT Hourglass
12 -30% 0.02 1.54M 1866 VEGA Vega Protocol
13 +6% 2% 0 1.64M 2662 GF GuildFi
14 -6% 99% 0 1.86M 1793 OOKI Ooki Protocol
15 -3% 69% 0 2.73M 1780 TAMA Tamadoge
16 -30% 79% 0 2.03M 1831 FOR ForTube
17 -1% 54% 0 2.04M 1965 SSG SOMESING
18 49% 0 2.13M 1981 STRM StreamCoin
19 -5% 0.01 2.17M 1840 VTS Veritise
20 -13% 65% 0 2.28M 1860 RFOX RFOX
21 +35% 0 2.36M 1708 REV Revain
22 -45% 0 2.41M 1701 GFT Gifto
23 +1% 58% 0 2.47M 1873 LYRA Lyra
24 -7% 0.21 2.59M 1675 RGT Rari Governance Token
25 -2% 0 2.73M 2173 THN Throne
26 -6% 59% 0 4.73M 1645 QOM Shiba Predator
27 -10% 92% 0 2.95M 1662 BWO Battle World
28 +4% 89% 0.03 3.43M 1619 WTC Waltonchain

So, another day, another crypto rollercoaster. Remember kids, diamond hands are made of stronger stuff than tuition money. Buy high, sell low – it’s the WallStreetBets way, right? On a serious note, quantum computers seem to be a concern for some. I guess it is more fun to worry about AI taking over.

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