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2024-12-11 Crypto Bloodbath: Did Bitcoin Just Get a Haircut?

Hold onto your hats folks The crypto rollercoaster is on a wild ride today with enough drama to fill a season of Real Housewives of Wall StreetBets

  • BTC (Bitcoin)
    • $98236.78: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Bitcoin’s up 1% this week? Groundbreaking. That’s like bragging about winning a hot dog eating contest after only finishing one hot dog. Still the king, but looking a little shaky on the throne. Maybe time for a new strategy, grandpa?
  • ETH (Ethereum)
    • $3705.50: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ethereum, always the bridesmaid, never the bride. Down 1% in 24hrs, but holding steady over the week. It’s like that reliable friend who always brings a decent dish to the potluck but never steals the show. Still, not a bad play if you’re into playing it safe… ish.
  • XRP (XRP)
    • $2.37: ⭐⭐
    • XRP, the coin that’s always promising but rarely delivering. Up 5% today, but down 10% over the week. It’s like that friend who always talks about their big plans but never seems to follow through. Maybe next year, buddy?
  • SOL (Solana)
    • $223.61: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Solana, the coin that’s faster than a cheetah with a caffeine addiction. Up 2% today, but down 5% for the week. It’s like a flashy sports car – looks great, but you never know when it’s going to break down. Buyer beware.
  • LTC (Litecoin)
    • $111.72: ⭐⭐
    • Litecoin, the silver to Bitcoin’s gold (or maybe the tin foil). Down 2% in the past day, and bleeding 13% over the past week. It’s like that discount store version of your favorite brand - it kinda works, but you always wish you’d just sprung for the real thing.

Remember that dude on r/wallstreetbets who shorted TSLA with his tuition money? Yeah, about that. Seems like Elon’s not the only one playing risky games. While Bitcoin (BTC) is up 1% over the past week (yikes), folks are bailing on alts like they’re a sinking ship. This post dives into the carnage of the 1B group, so grab your popcorn and watch the fireworks.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +5% 57% 2.37 237B 4 XRP XRP
1 +3% 184.12 3.4B 44 XMR Monero
2 +2% 223.61 132B 5 SOL Solana
3 +2% 6.08 31.1B 13 TON Toncoin
4 1.02 506M 166 TUSD TrueUSD
5 0 16.3B 12 SHIB Shiba Inu
6 54% 1.19 7.38B 39 MNT Mantle
7 94% 98236.8 2.06T 1 BTC Bitcoin
8 98128.7 6.41B 10121 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2
9 97747.9 13.3B 10117 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
10 0.17 5.15B 31 CRO Cronos
11 1 5.36B 28 DAI Dai
12 1 40.9B 8 USDC USDC
13 1 68.3M 594 BUSD BUSD
14 1 141B 3 USDT Tether USDt
15 -1% 78% 1.02 45.9B 9 ADA Cardano
16 -1% 11.83 13.4B 25 APT Aptos
17 -1% 60% 0.41 20.7B 16 XLM Stellar
18 -1% 53.26 16B 47 OKB OKB
19 -1% 0.27 23.6B 10 TRX TRON
20 -1% 3705.5 446B 2 ETH Ethereum
21 -1% 8.55 13.1B 15 DOT Polkadot
22 -1% 3701.23 36.4B 10114 stETH Lido Staked ETH
23 -1% 0.27 23.8B 10115 WTRX Wrapped TRON
24 -1% 689.05 99.2B 6 BNB BNB
25 -2% 0.59 5.89B 101 MATIC Polygon
26 -2% 89% 111.72 9.38B 23 LTC Litecoin
27 -2% 12.11 6.38B 26 ICP Internet Computer
28 -2% 6.28 12.3B 42 FIL Filecoin

So there you have it, folks. The crypto market, where dreams are made and wallets are emptied (mostly the latter). Remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses a million dollars on a meme coin. Which, let’s be honest, is probably happening right now. Stay tuned for the next episode of ‘Crypto Carnage’.

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