- GFT (Gifto)
- $0.0: ⭐
- Gifto, more like Lifto, am I right? Down 44% in 24 hours? Ouch. Someone needs a gift basket filled with hopium and a good stiff drink.
- STC (SaitaChain Coin)
- $0.0: ⭐⭐
- SaitaChain Coin: Down 36% today, but up 563% for the week. Talk about a rollercoaster! This coin’s volatility is giving me whiplash. Is it a meme coin? A rug pull waiting to happen? Who knows? But it’s definitely keeping things interesting.
- BabyDoge (Baby Doge Coin)
- $0.0: ⭐⭐⭐
- BabyDoge. Because who needs financial stability when you can have a coin named after a dog meme? Down 12% today, but hey, at least it’s not BabySaylorCoin (yet).
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $33.68: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- ORDI: Defying the market downturn like a boss, or at least losing less than everyone else. Down only 9%? In this market, that’s practically a win. Maybe there’s hope for us degens after all?
- HIVE (Hive)
- $0.29: ⭐⭐⭐
- Hive: It’s not all doom and gloom in the crypto hive. Down 15% in 24 hours, but still buzzing along. Maybe they’re mining copium to stay afloat?
Satoshi is rolling in his digital grave! Our dataset whispers tales of woe, with coins taking 24-hour dives faster than Michael Saylor into a pile of pizzas. Speaking of pizza and Bitcoin, one Redditor pondered: “Did he buy this pizza with 10,000 BTC?” It’s a valid question in these turbulent times. This market downturn mirrors the sentiment on r/CryptoCurrency, where users are debating the wisdom of going full Bitcoin maxi and ditching alts like they’re yesterday’s meme stocks. And while some folks on r/wallstreetbets are desperately seeking spouses with $1M+ in capital gains to offset their crypto losses (no judgment, we’ve all been there), others are YOLOing their tuition money on TSLA shorts. Will they be sipping champagne in Europe or selling their underwear this summer? Stay tuned! Our dataset spotlights some of the biggest losers (and a few surprising gainers) in this digital demolition derby. Buckle up, buttercup, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!
Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
0 | -44% | 0 | 2.45M | 1693 | GFT | Gifto | |||
1 | -42% | 0.45 | 40.7M | 1555 | FRONT | Frontier | |||
2 | -39% | 1.92 | 82.8M | 541 | ANT | Aragon | |||
3 | -36% | 22% | 0 | 359M | 546 | STC | SaitaChain Coin | ||
4 | -31% | 0.02 | 1.49M | 1875 | VEGA | Vega Protocol | |||
5 | -21% | 64% | 0.91 | 95.7M | 626 | QRL | Quantum Resistant Ledger | ||
6 | -20% | 79% | 0 | 2.03M | 1834 | FOR | ForTube | ||
7 | -21% | 0.05 | 43.3M | 745 | FCT | FirmaChain | |||
8 | -20% | 7% | 0 | 79.9M | 1393 | BITCI | Bitcicoin | ||
9 | -16% | 54% | 0 | 21.8M | 1152 | FRA | Fractal Network | ||
10 | -15% | 0.29 | 146M | 386 | HIVE | Hive | |||
11 | -14% | 28% | 0.08 | 76.4M | 952 | AXEL | AXEL | ||
12 | -13% | 65% | 0 | 2.28M | 1864 | RFOX | RFOX | ||
13 | -13% | 87% | 0.01 | 5.11M | 1481 | DOCK | Dock | ||
14 | -12% | 92% | 0 | 2.89M | 1672 | BWO | Battle World | ||
15 | -13% | 0.11 | 109M | 739 | UOS | Ultra | |||
16 | -13% | 0.55 | 549M | 253 | TRIBE | Tribe | |||
17 | -14% | 88% | 0.07 | 14.4M | 1122 | BCD | Bitcoin Diamond | ||
18 | -13% | 0 | 400K | 2267 | DREP | Drep [new] | |||
19 | -12% | 0 | 951M | 124 | BabyDoge | Baby Doge Coin | |||
20 | -12% | 12% | 0.68 | 68.1M | 1270 | CUBE | Somnium Space Cubes | ||
21 | -11% | 0 | 11.8M | 1577 | NEST | NEST Protocol | |||
22 | -10% | 0.92 | 1.51B | 696 | MCT | Metacraft | |||
23 | -10% | 0.1 | 48.8M | 805 | OPUL | Opulous | |||
24 | -10% | 30% | 0.01 | 764K | 2397 | HSF | Hillstone Finance | ||
25 | -10% | 100% | 23.41 | 16.6M | 1031 | TIME | Chrono.tech | ||
26 | -10% | 50% | 0.05 | 46.5M | 929 | NTX | NuNet | ||
27 | -9% | 0.01 | 9.11M | 1241 | TSUKA | Dejitaru Tsuka | |||
28 | -9% | 100% | 33.68 | 707M | 132 | ORDI | ORDI |
So, there you have it. The crypto market is currently resembling a dumpster fire after a particularly wild frat party. But hey, at least we’re all in this together, right? Remember, folks: fortune favors the brave… or the incredibly stupid. It’s a fine line. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go cry into my cold, hard Bitcoin.