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2024-12-11: Crypto Carnage

Red candles everywhere Its like a crypto bloodbath out there folks Is your portfolio screaming yet?

  • GFT (Gifto)
    • $0.0: ⭐
    • Gifto, more like Lifto, am I right? Down 44% in 24 hours? Ouch. Someone needs a gift basket filled with hopium and a good stiff drink.
  • STC (SaitaChain Coin)
    • $0.0: ⭐⭐
    • SaitaChain Coin: Down 36% today, but up 563% for the week. Talk about a rollercoaster! This coin’s volatility is giving me whiplash. Is it a meme coin? A rug pull waiting to happen? Who knows? But it’s definitely keeping things interesting.
  • BabyDoge (Baby Doge Coin)
    • $0.0: ⭐⭐⭐
    • BabyDoge. Because who needs financial stability when you can have a coin named after a dog meme? Down 12% today, but hey, at least it’s not BabySaylorCoin (yet).
  • ORDI (ORDI)
    • $33.68: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • ORDI: Defying the market downturn like a boss, or at least losing less than everyone else. Down only 9%? In this market, that’s practically a win. Maybe there’s hope for us degens after all?
  • HIVE (Hive)
    • $0.29: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Hive: It’s not all doom and gloom in the crypto hive. Down 15% in 24 hours, but still buzzing along. Maybe they’re mining copium to stay afloat?

Satoshi is rolling in his digital grave! Our dataset whispers tales of woe, with coins taking 24-hour dives faster than Michael Saylor into a pile of pizzas. Speaking of pizza and Bitcoin, one Redditor pondered: “Did he buy this pizza with 10,000 BTC?” It’s a valid question in these turbulent times. This market downturn mirrors the sentiment on r/CryptoCurrency, where users are debating the wisdom of going full Bitcoin maxi and ditching alts like they’re yesterday’s meme stocks. And while some folks on r/wallstreetbets are desperately seeking spouses with $1M+ in capital gains to offset their crypto losses (no judgment, we’ve all been there), others are YOLOing their tuition money on TSLA shorts. Will they be sipping champagne in Europe or selling their underwear this summer? Stay tuned! Our dataset spotlights some of the biggest losers (and a few surprising gainers) in this digital demolition derby. Buckle up, buttercup, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -44% 0 2.45M 1693 GFT Gifto
1 -42% 0.45 40.7M 1555 FRONT Frontier
2 -39% 1.92 82.8M 541 ANT Aragon
3 -36% 22% 0 359M 546 STC SaitaChain Coin
4 -31% 0.02 1.49M 1875 VEGA Vega Protocol
5 -21% 64% 0.91 95.7M 626 QRL Quantum Resistant Ledger
6 -20% 79% 0 2.03M 1834 FOR ForTube
7 -21% 0.05 43.3M 745 FCT FirmaChain
8 -20% 7% 0 79.9M 1393 BITCI Bitcicoin
9 -16% 54% 0 21.8M 1152 FRA Fractal Network
10 -15% 0.29 146M 386 HIVE Hive
11 -14% 28% 0.08 76.4M 952 AXEL AXEL
12 -13% 65% 0 2.28M 1864 RFOX RFOX
13 -13% 87% 0.01 5.11M 1481 DOCK Dock
14 -12% 92% 0 2.89M 1672 BWO Battle World
15 -13% 0.11 109M 739 UOS Ultra
16 -13% 0.55 549M 253 TRIBE Tribe
17 -14% 88% 0.07 14.4M 1122 BCD Bitcoin Diamond
18 -13% 0 400K 2267 DREP Drep [new]
19 -12% 0 951M 124 BabyDoge Baby Doge Coin
20 -12% 12% 0.68 68.1M 1270 CUBE Somnium Space Cubes
21 -11% 0 11.8M 1577 NEST NEST Protocol
22 -10% 0.92 1.51B 696 MCT Metacraft
23 -10% 0.1 48.8M 805 OPUL Opulous
24 -10% 30% 0.01 764K 2397 HSF Hillstone Finance
25 -10% 100% 23.41 16.6M 1031 TIME Chrono.tech
26 -10% 50% 0.05 46.5M 929 NTX NuNet
27 -9% 0.01 9.11M 1241 TSUKA Dejitaru Tsuka
28 -9% 100% 33.68 707M 132 ORDI ORDI

So, there you have it. The crypto market is currently resembling a dumpster fire after a particularly wild frat party. But hey, at least we’re all in this together, right? Remember, folks: fortune favors the brave… or the incredibly stupid. It’s a fine line. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go cry into my cold, hard Bitcoin.

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