- LINK (Chainlink)
- $22.72: ⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink, down but not out. Like a seasoned boxer, it’s taken a few hits but still standing. Will it bounce back or become the next crypto marriage proposal target?
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3699.11: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum, the OG smart contract platform. Down slightly, probably contemplating its life choices after the recent hard fork
- MKR (Maker)
- $1797.92: ⭐⭐
- Maker, taking a bigger hit than that WSB gambler. Ouch. Is this the beginning of the end, or a buying opportunity? Your guess is as good as mine.
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.40: ⭐
- Dogecoin: Still alive. Much like a cockroach after a nuclear apocalypse, its resilience is both admirable and slightly disturbing.
- BCH (Bitcoin Cash)
- $527.82: ⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin Cash, still trying to convince everyone it’s the real Bitcoin. Spoiler alert: it’s not.
WallStreetBets is buzzing with marriage proposals to offset capital gains losses – peak desperation, or genius? This reminds me of our crypto darlings taking a dive this week. Maybe someone should propose to Bitcoin? Speaking of Chainlink (LINK), our reliable oracle, it’s down but not out. Is this a sign of an impending market shift, or just another Tuesday in cryptoland?
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-6% | 88% | 1797.92 | 1.81B | 72 | MKR | Maker |
| 1 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.95 | 9.51B | 41 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-3% | 8.04 | 3.14B | 48 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 3 |  |
 |
-3% | 94% | 527.82 | 11.1B | 19 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 4 |  |
 |
-2% | 71% | 30.3 | 6.39B | 32 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 5 |  |
 |
-2% | 9.05 | 8.91B | 23 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 6 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.4 | 58.7B | 7 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-2% | 81% | 138.34 | 2.06B | 69 | QNT | Quant |
| 8 |  |
 |
-2% | 22.72 | 22.7B | 14 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 9 |  |
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-2% | 6.54 | 8.01B | 24 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 10 |  |
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-2% | 93% | 0.06 | 4.8B | 33 | VET | VeChain |
| 11 |  |
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-1% | 89% | 111.4 | 9.36B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 12 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.27 | 23.5B | 10 | TRX | TRON | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.27 | 23.8B | 10114 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-1% | 76% | 0.28 | 14.2B | 18 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 15 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.28 | 14.2B | 10195 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 16 |  |
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-1% | 6.27 | 12.3B | 42 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-1% | 688.47 | 99.1B | 6 | BNB | BNB | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-1% | 3699.11 | 446B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-1% | 57% | 44.92 | 32.1B | 11 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 20 |  |
 |
-1% | 3697.54 | 36.4B | 10113 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 21 |  |
 |
-1% | 53.44 | 16B | 47 | OKB | OKB | |
| 22 |  |
 |
15.6 | 15.6B | 21 | UNI | Uniswap | ||
| 23 |  |
 |
29% | 2.24 | 9.64B | 52 | OP | Optimism | |
| 24 |  |
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12.08 | 6.36B | 26 | ICP | Internet Computer | ||
| 25 |  |
 |
1.86 | 1.86B | 70 | LDO | Lido DAO | ||
| 26 |  |
 |
0.59 | 5.87B | 101 | MATIC | Polygon | ||
| 27 |  |
 |
8.53 | 13B | 15 | DOT | Polkadot | ||
| 28 |  |
 |
1 | 141B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt |
The crypto market is like a rollercoaster designed by a sadist. Thrilling, terrifying, and guaranteed to make you question your life choices. Buckle up, buttercup, because it’s gonna be a bumpy ride. And remember, never invest more than you can afford to lose (especially on a risky marriage proposal).