- REV (Revain)
- $0.0: ⭐⭐
- Revain’s price is currently lower than a rat’s limbo skills. Still, a 35% pump in 24h? Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Maybe there’s a flicker of life in this dumpster fire yet?
- GFT (Gifto)
- $0.0: ⭐
- A 43% drop? Ouch. Someone just got a gif-ted a one-way ticket to bankruptcy town. Maybe they should try marrying someone with capital gains.
- WTC (Waltonchain)
- $0.03: ⭐⭐⭐
- Waltonchain’s up 5%. That’s like finding a $5 bill in your old jeans. Not enough for a Tesla, but hey, it’s something. unlike GFT
- RGT (Rari Governance Token)
- $0.21: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Down 7%, but still holding its own. Unlike that dude on Reddit who shorted Tesla with his tuition money. Now that’s a plunge.
- STRAX (Stratis [Old])
- $0.06: ⭐⭐⭐
- Stratis [Old]? More like Stratis [Moldy]. Down 6%, but it’s not the worst offender on this list. Hey, at least it’s not Gifto.
So, Microsoft shareholders voted “no” on Bitcoin. Shocker. They’re probably busy installing bloatware on their next-gen abacus. Meanwhile, in the crypto Wild West, folks are yolo-ing their tuition money on Tesla shorts, desperately seeking a sugar daddy with capital gains to offset their losses, and eating pizza like they invest (looking at you, Saylor). Oh, and Bitcoin “plunged” 6%. Plunged. My toilet flushes harder.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-6% | 0.06 | 0 | 3408 | STRAX | Stratis [Old] | |
| 1 |  |
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+6% | 0 | 134K | 2503 | RFR | Refereum | |
| 2 |  |
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+4% | 0 | 141K | 2531 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 3 |  |
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+6% | 79% | 0 | 394K | 2329 | DAWN | Dawn Protocol |
| 4 |  |
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+39% | 0 | 347K | 2303 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |
| 5 |  |
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-7% | 99% | 0 | 362K | 2295 | MARO | Maro |
| 6 |  |
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-12% | 0 | 400K | 2269 | DREP | Drep [new] | |
| 7 |  |
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88% | 0 | 459K | 2261 | YLD | Yield App | |
| 8 |  |
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-3% | 14% | 0 | 500K | 2609 | PTS | Petals |
| 9 |  |
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-8% | 30% | 0.01 | 783K | 2395 | HSF | Hillstone Finance |
| 10 |  |
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-6% | 0.01 | 1.05M | 1991 | GRV | Grove Coin | |
| 11 |  |
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97% | 0.02 | 1.51M | 1865 | WAIT | Hourglass | |
| 12 |  |
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-29% | 0.02 | 1.54M | 1867 | VEGA | Vega Protocol | |
| 13 |  |
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+6% | 2% | 0 | 1.64M | 2662 | GF | GuildFi |
| 14 |  |
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-9% | 99% | 0 | 1.86M | 1794 | OOKI | Ooki Protocol |
| 15 |  |
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-2% | 69% | 0 | 2.74M | 1780 | TAMA | Tamadoge |
| 16 |  |
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-24% | 79% | 0 | 2.02M | 1835 | FOR | ForTube |
| 17 |  |
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54% | 0 | 2.06M | 1964 | SSG | SOMESING | |
| 18 |  |
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-5% | 0.01 | 2.17M | 1843 | VTS | Veritise | |
| 19 |  |
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+2% | 49% | 0 | 2.19M | 1980 | STRM | StreamCoin |
| 20 |  |
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-13% | 65% | 0 | 2.28M | 1861 | RFOX | RFOX |
| 21 |  |
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+35% | 0 | 2.36M | 1713 | REV | Revain | |
| 22 |  |
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+1% | 58% | 0 | 2.47M | 1874 | LYRA | Lyra |
| 23 |  |
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-43% | 0 | 2.47M | 1693 | GFT | Gifto | |
| 24 |  |
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-7% | 0.21 | 2.59M | 1677 | RGT | Rari Governance Token | |
| 25 |  |
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-2% | 0 | 2.73M | 2177 | THN | Throne | |
| 26 |  |
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-6% | 59% | 0 | 4.73M | 1647 | QOM | Shiba Predator |
| 27 |  |
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-12% | 92% | 0 | 2.9M | 1665 | BWO | Battle World |
| 28 |  |
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+5% | 89% | 0.03 | 3.44M | 1619 | WTC | Waltonchain |
The crypto market is like a reality TV show: full of drama, bad decisions, and the occasional surprise pump. So, grab your popcorn, buckle up, and enjoy the ride. Who knows, maybe your shitcoin will moon tomorrow. Or maybe it’ll get flushed. Either way, at least you’re not Saylor, eating pizza with a spoon.