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2024-12-11:Crypto Market - Marriage Mayhem Maxi Mania

Is crypto winter finally giving way to a blizzard of bizarre? Tune in as we dissect the latest market moves from desperate marriage proposals to alt-coin carnage

  • BONK (Bonk)
    • $0.0: ⭐⭐⭐
    • BONK’s price might be down, but its meme game is strong. Is this a harbinger of a dog-eat-dog meme coin apocalypse? Stay tuned. With 81% circulation in the market and given the 24-hour percent change of -6%, it feels risky but who knows!
  • ORDI (ORDI)
    • $33.57: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • ORDI: The anti-thesis of the get-rich-quick coin. It’s up, it’s down, it’s a rollercoaster ride of emotions. If you’re into emotional masochism, this one’s for you. With a -11% change in 24 hrs, it is showing mixed signals. I mean 24-hour trading volume of $562.5M can’t be a joke.
  • ARKM (Arkham)
    • $1.88: ⭐⭐
    • ARKM: Another day, another alt-coin trying to make a name for itself. Will it go to the moon or crash and burn? Only time will tell. With 22% in circulation, the project seems slow but stable. It is all just a matter of time.
  • 0x0 (0x0.ai)
    • $0.42: ⭐⭐⭐
    • 0x0.ai: An AI coin named after a computer error? Ironic, isn’t it? Let’s see if this project can defy expectations or if it’s destined for a 404. With a nice 11% change in 24-hour percentage change, and 86% in circulation in the market, it seems somewhat less volatile compared to others.
  • BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
    • $0.25: ⭐
    • HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu? This name is longer than my investment thesis. Is this the future of finance or a meme-induced fever dream? 2% change in 24 hrs is not a good sign. Moreover, this weird combination does not instill confidence.

The crypto streets are buzzing, and it’s not just about Bitcoin’s latest surge. One WSB degenerate wants to offset $1.2 million losses by marrying someone with $1 million in gains before New Year’s Eve. Forget dating apps, this is the new frontier of ’tax optimization.’ I wish them the very best and hope they post updates after new year. Meanwhile, an influx of Maxi converts are torching their alt-coins, reminiscent of a digital bonfire of the vanities. While these stories might provide comic relief, they also underscore the volatile and often irrational nature of the crypto space. Our beloved $BONK is also making waves, proving that even meme coins can have their day in the sun.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -3% 22% 1.88 1.88B 183 ARKM Arkham
1 -9% 0.04 4.4M 1488 BRICK r/FortNiteBR Bricks
2 -1% 100% 7.59 7.59M 1313 UNIBOT UniBot
3 -1% 50% 0.34 33.8M 1029 STT Statter Network
4 -3% 30% 0.49 491M 382 NTRN Neutron
5 -7% 63% 0 12M 1314 BAD Bad Idea AI
6 96% 0.01 528M 213 SNEK Snek
7 +2% 0.25 247M 286 BITCOIN HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20)
8 -11% 100% 33.57 705M 132 ORDI ORDI
9 -1% 82% 0 82.2M 589 LADYS Milady Meme Coin
10 -1% 3884.36 6.68B 10119 WBETH Wrapped Beacon ETH
11 -4% 40% 0.59 592M 294 EDU Open Campus
12 -4% 0 68.5M 626 AIDOGE ArbDoge AI
13 +3% 0 141K 2533 PLAY Play Token
14 -2% 0.2 594M 318 AGI Delysium
15 -4% 0.01 122M 465 SDEX SmarDex
16 0.15 154M 1038 UNS UNS TOKEN
17 +2% 0.06 55M 671 NXRA Nexera
18 -2% 0.09 8.8M 1273 OPTI Optimus AI
19 -2% 4% 0 40.6M 1793 HVH HAVAH
20 -4% 77% 0.01 14.2M 1179 IMGNAI imgnAI
21 -1% 44% 1.2 2.51B 102 CORE Core
22 +4% 32% 0.01 102M 830 GFAL Games for a Living
23 +1% 27% 0 55M 1062 NEXA Nexa
24 +11% 86% 0.42 421M 225 0x0 0x0.ai
25 +1% 0.02 15.3M 1072 TOMI tomi
26 -5% 0.01 1.03M 1997 GRV Grove Coin
27 -6% 81% 0 3.32B 54 BONK Bonk
28 -3% 58% 0 21.6M 1124 RXD Radiant

So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market continues to be a wild ride, fueled by equal parts speculation, desperation, and memes. Is it a bubble, a revolution, or a giant Ponzi scheme? At this point, who the hell knows? But one thing is for sure, grab your popcorn and settle in. The show’s just getting started.

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