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2024-12-12 Baby Cryptos: 10M Edition

A crypto mosh pit of dreams disasters and meme-worthy mayhem Whos gliding outside today? Whos sobbing into their cold pizza?

  • ARKM (Arkham)
    • $2.15: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Up 14% in 24 hours? Someone’s Arkham asylum seems to have found a winning formula. Still, a 22% circulating supply feels like a ticking time bomb. Don’t bet your grandma’s dentures on this one.
  • ORDI (ORDI)
    • $37.38: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • ORDI, the OG of the ordinals. This dino-crypto is still kicking, with an 11% jump in the last 24 hours. But remember the rule: When the hype dies, so does your portfolio. Unless you’re that anonymous Bitcoin legend. Then you’re chilling on a yacht, probably made of gold-plated Bitcoin miners.
  • BONK (Bonk)
    • $0.0: ⭐⭐
    • Ah, BONK. The sound of your portfolio hitting the floor after a -6% YTD. But hey, with a 3.7B fully diluted market cap, there might be a faint pulse somewhere. Maybe. Or it’s just gas pains for my dump floor portfolio.

While some anons are celebrating $1M Bitcoin gains after a 13-year hodl (congrats, you magnificent diamond-handed sloth!), others are wondering where their private keys went. Today’s baby cryptos are giving us a similar rollercoaster. Buckle up, buttercup.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +14% 22% 2.15 2.15B 182 ARKM Arkham
1 0.04 4.4M 1516 BRICK r/FortNiteBR Bricks
2 +11% 100% 8.47 8.47M 1298 UNIBOT UniBot
3 50% 0.34 34.1M 1054 STT Statter Network
4 +12% 30% 0.55 551M 380 NTRN Neutron
5 +13% 63% 0 13.6M 1295 BAD Bad Idea AI
6 +6% 96% 0.01 565M 211 SNEK Snek
7 +13% 0.28 282M 285 BITCOIN HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20)
8 +11% 100% 37.38 785M 131 ORDI ORDI
9 +7% 82% 0 88.3M 598 LADYS Milady Meme Coin
10 +6% 4154.08 7.35B 10119 WBETH Wrapped Beacon ETH
11 +10% 40% 0.65 653M 296 EDU Open Campus
12 +10% 0 75.8M 621 AIDOGE ArbDoge AI
13 -10% 0 126K 2568 PLAY Play Token
14 +9% 0.22 650M 320 AGI Delysium
15 0.01 123M 487 SDEX SmarDex
16 0.15 154M 1071 UNS UNS TOKEN
17 +13% 0.07 62.6M 662 NXRA Nexera
18 +28% 0.11 11.3M 1211 OPTI Optimus AI
19 +7% 4% 0 43.6M 1791 HVH HAVAH
20 +80% 77% 0.03 25.6M 997 IMGNAI imgnAI
21 +9% 44% 1.31 2.75B 104 CORE Core
22 +3% 32% 0.01 106M 848 GFAL Games for a Living
23 +5% 27% 0 57.9M 1073 NEXA Nexa
24 +5% 86% 0.44 444M 235 0x0 0x0.ai
25 +2% 0.02 15.6M 1098 TOMI tomi
26 +3% 0.01 1.07M 2005 GRV Grove Coin
27 +11% 81% 0 3.7B 54 BONK Bonk
28 +10% 58% 0 24M 1119 RXD Radiant

So, the crypto casino is open for business. Place your bets, folks. Remember, a 1.7% chance of 100x gains is totally better than a casino, right? (Don’t answer that). Just remember to keep some ramen money aside for when your shitcoin inevitably goes bonk.

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