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2024-12-12 Crypto-Carnage: Fully Diluted Edition

The crypto market is like a bad Tinder date - you swipe right hoping for a match but end up with a rug pull

  • SHIB (Shiba Inu)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • SHIB, the Dogecoin killer that’s more like a Dogecoin chihuahua. It’s trying to be relevant, but with a price like that, it’s practically begging for adoption. Hey, at least you can buy a whole lot of nothing for your money. Think of it as the digital equivalent of those ‘As Seen on TV’ products. You know you don’t need it, but you kind of want it anyway.
  • BTCB (Bitcoin BEP2)
    • $100892.55: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • BTCB - it’s like Bitcoin’s cousin who went to a fancy private school and now has a trust fund. Basically Bitcoin on the Binance Smart Chain. So, you get the prestige of Bitcoin, but with a slightly different flavor. It’s like buying a knock-off designer handbag. It looks the same, but deep down, you know it’s not the real deal. Still, not a bad investment if you don’t want to deal with Bitcoin’s main chain drama.
  • MKR (Maker)
    • $2057.13: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • MKR, a DeFi OG. It’s like the granddaddy of stablecoins, watching all the young upstarts try to steal its thunder. Still got some moves, though. Like that 14% 24h change. Not bad for a senior citizen of the crypto world. I’m not saying it’s time to mortgage your house to buy MKR, but if you’re looking for a coin with some experience, this might be your jam.
  • LTC (Litecoin)
    • $122.04: ⭐⭐⭐
    • LTC, the silver to Bitcoin’s gold. Or is it the nickel? Who cares. It’s been around forever, and it’s still chugging along. It’s like that reliable old car you keep in the garage. It might not be flashy, but it gets you where you need to go. Plus, a 9% bump in the last 24 hours? Maybe this old dog has some new tricks.
  • APT (Aptos)
    • $14.03: ⭐⭐⭐
    • APT, a newbie trying to make waves. A 19% 24h gain? Not too shabby, kid. But let’s see if it can keep up with the big boys. It’s like that rookie who hits a grand slam in his first game. Everyone’s excited, but let’s see if he can handle the pressure of a full season.

Remember Jack Dorsey, ex-Twitter CEO, chilling in Kenya, looking like he just lost a bet with a Bitcoin miner? Well, he’s probably not sweating these ‘fully diluted’ numbers. He measures wealth in BTC, not USD. Meanwhile, some folks are crying over not buying Bitcoin for 1 cent when they were nine. Newsflash: You can’t buy Bitcoin if there aren’t exchanges! Check out r/Bitcoin - the comedy goldmine never disappoints.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 1 68.3M 625 BUSD BUSD
1 1.03 510M 175 TUSD TrueUSD
2 +14% 88% 2057.13 2.07B 70 MKR Maker
3 +10% 2.06 2.06B 69 LDO Lido DAO
4 +5% 81% 144.63 2.15B 71 QNT Quant
5 +13% 9.1 3.56B 47 ATOM Cosmos
6 +10% 203.37 3.75B 44 XMR Monero
7 1 5.37B 29 DAI Dai
8 +13% 93% 0.06 5.48B 33 VET VeChain
9 +11% 0.19 5.75B 34 CRO Cronos
10 +11% 0.65 6.53B 99 MATIC Polygon
11 +2% 100893 6.59B 10121 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2
12 +14% 13.75 7.24B 26 ICP Internet Computer
13 +13% 71% 34.52 7.27B 32 ETC Ethereum Classic
14 +10% 54% 1.32 8.19B 38 MNT Mantle
15 +9% 7.17 8.79B 24 NEAR NEAR Protocol
16 +5% 9.49 9.35B 23 LEO UNUS SED LEO
17 +9% 89% 122.04 10.3B 22 LTC Litecoin
18 +10% 29% 2.48 10.6B 53 OP Optimism
19 +12% 1.06 10.6B 39 ARB Arbitrum
20 +5% 94% 557.58 11.7B 20 BCH Bitcoin Cash
21 +11% 6.99 13.7B 41 FIL Filecoin
22 +2% 100576 13.7B 10117 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
23 +9% 9.36 14.3B 15 DOT Polkadot
24 +9% 76% 0.31 15.4B 18 HBAR Hedera
25 +9% 0.31 15.5B 10197 WHBAR Wrapped HBAR
26 +19% 14.03 15.9B 25 APT Aptos
27 +5% 56.08 16.8B 49 OKB OKB
28 +7% 0 17.3B 13 SHIB Shiba Inu

The crypto market: a place where fortunes are made and lost faster than you can say ‘HODL.’ One minute you’re on top of the world, the next you’re wondering why you ever trusted a magic internet coin. So, buckle up buttercup, because this wild ride is just getting started. And remember, don’t invest more than you can afford to lose on memecoins. Unless it’s SHIB. Then, invest all of it. Just kidding. Mostly.

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