- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $100927.5: ⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin, the OG crypto, is up 3% today. Not bad for a dinosaur. Unfortunately, most of you were busy chasing Dogecoin to the moon and back, to see that. Remember, 15 years ago, you could’ve grabbed Bitcoin for 1 cent. Sigh… If only we all had Doc Brown, a time machine and a note from a future stranger. #BTC #Crypto #Regret
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3931.88: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum, still trying to live up to its ‘world computer’ potential, managed a 6% bump. Congrats, ETH. Maybe one day you’ll be cool enough to wear Bitcoin’s hand-me-downs. $GOOG to $200, someone on WSB proclaimed! Rookie numbers. #ETH #Crypto #Poser
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.42: ⭐⭐
- Ah, Dogecoin. The meme coin that refuses to die. Down 5% this week, but still somehow worth more than your sense of financial responsibility. #DOGE #Crypto #MemeCoinMagic
- LTC (Litecoin)
- $121.58: ⭐⭐
- Litecoin, the silver to Bitcoin’s gold (or maybe the tarnished copper?), saw a 9% jump. Enough to keep bag holders, hanging on by a thread. #LTC #Crypto #BagHolderBlues
- SOL (Solana)
- $232.38: ⭐⭐⭐
- Solana, once touted as an ‘Ethereum killer,’ eked out a 4% gain. So much for a murder spree, huh? Guess it’s back to the drawing board. #SOL #Crypto #Overhyped
While some anons are celebrating $1M Bitcoin gains (after a casual 13-year HODL), others are staring at their AMD portfolios like they just saw Jack Dorsey in Kenya - bewildered and slightly concerned. Today’s data snapshot reveals a crypto market that’s about as predictable as a WSB YOLO play. Unless, of course, you’re clinging to the life raft of stablecoins, those paragons of predictable mediocrity.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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1.02 | 504M | 176 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 1 |  |
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1 | 142B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 2 |  |
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1 | 41.5B | 8 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 3 |  |
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1 | 5.37B | 29 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 4 |  |
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1 | 68.3M | 625 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 5 |  |
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+2% | 100943 | 6.59B | 10124 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 6 |  |
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+3% | 100589 | 13.7B | 10120 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 7 |  |
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+3% | 94% | 100928 | 2.12T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 8 |  |
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+2% | 81% | 142.26 | 2.12B | 72 | QNT | Quant |
| 9 |  |
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+3% | 57% | 2.43 | 243B | 4 | XRP | XRP |
| 10 |  |
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+4% | 0.42 | 61.2B | 7 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 11 |  |
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+4% | 232.38 | 137B | 5 | SOL | Solana | |
| 12 |  |
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+5% | 94% | 555.05 | 11.7B | 20 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 13 |  |
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+5% | 724.92 | 104B | 6 | BNB | BNB | |
| 14 |  |
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+5% | 6.42 | 32.9B | 14 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 15 |  |
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+5% | 0 | 17.2B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 16 |  |
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+5% | 60% | 0.44 | 21.9B | 17 | XLM | Stellar |
| 17 |  |
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+5% | 9.58 | 9.44B | 23 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 18 |  |
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+6% | 3925.3 | 38.6B | 10117 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 19 |  |
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+6% | 3931.88 | 474B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 20 |  |
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+5% | 197.03 | 3.63B | 45 | XMR | Monero | |
| 21 |  |
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+6% | 56.9 | 17.1B | 48 | OKB | OKB | |
| 22 |  |
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+6% | 76% | 0.3 | 15.1B | 18 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 23 |  |
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+6% | 0.3 | 15.1B | 10200 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 24 |  |
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+8% | 9.28 | 14.2B | 15 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 25 |  |
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+9% | 89% | 121.58 | 10.2B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 26 |  |
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+9% | 0.3 | 26.1B | 10118 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 27 |  |
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+9% | 7.18 | 8.8B | 24 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 28 |  |
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+10% | 0.3 | 25.9B | 10 | TRX | TRON |
The crypto market, folks, a realm of exhilarating uncertainty and bewildering stablecoins. It’s all fun and games until someone loses a private key… or their entire life savings. So, buckle up, buttercup, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride. And remember, past performance is not indicative of future returns. Unless, of course, you’re a stablecoin. Then it totally is.