- REV (Revain)
- $0.00: ⭐
- Revain, or as I like to call it, ‘Remain Poor-vain,’ lost 89% of its value in a week. If that’s not a ‘Quantum Supremacy’ of loss, I don’t know what is. I’d bet my left pinky toe (which is worth more than REV right now) that this coin is going to zero faster than a Tesla with empty batteries.
- CULT (Cult DAO)
- $0.00: ⭐
- Someone on Reddit said they’d rather go to jail than watch their portfolio tank. I feel you, buddy. CULT’s 74% drop in 24 hours suggests it might be time to find a good lawyer – or a time machine. I’m not sure which is more realistic.
- STC (SaitaChain Coin)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- While most coins are drowning, STC somehow managed a 267% 7-day gain. This either means it’s the next big thing or a pump-and-dump scheme designed to sucker in the last remaining optimists. Either way, it’s more entertaining than watching paint dry, assuming you’re not the one holding the bag when it crashes.
- VERI (Veritaseum)
- $19.21: ⭐⭐⭐
- VERI is reminding me of my ex - initially exciting, then consistently disappointing. Despite being down 7% in 24 hours, it’s still worth an absurd $19.21. Maybe it’s time to sell while it’s still worth something other than lint.
- XPRT (Persistence One)
- $0.18: ⭐⭐
- XPRT persists in its mediocrity, only losing 2% in 24 hours. But in this market, that’s like winning the lottery – a participation trophy lottery.
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| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-92% | 0 | 187K | 2455 | REV | Revain | |
| 1 |  |
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-74% | 64% | 0 | 18.4M | 1178 | CULT | Cult DAO |
| 2 |  |
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-52% | 22% | 0 | 169M | 807 | STC | SaitaChain Coin |
| 3 |  |
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-24% | 14% | 0.13 | 13M | 1807 | MULTI | Multichain |
| 4 |  |
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-22% | 64% | 0.71 | 74.5M | 730 | QRL | Quantum Resistant Ledger |
| 5 |  |
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-16% | 77% | 0.04 | 3.77M | 1669 | OAX | OAX |
| 6 |  |
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-13% | 0.56 | 27.9M | 900 | VXV | Vectorspace AI | |
| 7 |  |
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-11% | 0.01 | 13.7M | 1218 | IRIS | IRISnet | |
| 8 |  |
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-10% | 0 | 126K | 2563 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 9 |  |
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-10% | 0.05 | 3.89M | 1559 | FSN | Fusion | |
| 10 |  |
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-9% | 0.02 | 17M | 1499 | BBF | Bubblefong | |
| 11 |  |
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-7% | 93% | 0.12 | 11.6M | 1202 | RVF | RocketX exchange |
| 12 |  |
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-8% | 0.02 | 7.94M | 1342 | VGX | VGX Token | |
| 13 |  |
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-7% | 19.21 | 1.92B | 5895 | VERI | Veritaseum | |
| 14 |  |
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-6% | 76% | 0.04 | 37.4M | 894 | XWC | WhiteCoin |
| 15 |  |
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-6% | 7% | 0 | 74.7M | 1428 | BITCI | Bitcicoin |
| 16 |  |
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-6% | 87% | 0 | 4.8M | 1533 | DOCK | Dock |
| 17 |  |
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-5% | 0.04 | 44.8M | 1043 | AVINOC | AVINOC | |
| 18 |  |
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-5% | 68% | 1.05 | 22.1M | 1101 | DERO | Dero |
| 19 |  |
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-4% | 41% | 0.01 | 125M | 704 | TARA | Taraxa |
| 20 |  |
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-4% | 49% | 0 | 2.12M | 2000 | STRM | StreamCoin |
| 21 |  |
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-3% | 71% | 0.05 | 29.4M | 981 | AE | Æternity |
| 22 |  |
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-3% | 54% | 0 | 21M | 1189 | FRA | Fractal Network |
| 23 |  |
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-3% | 0.5 | 14.5M | 1109 | PPC | Peercoin | |
| 24 |  |
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-3% | 0.01 | 12.3M | 1165 | CENNZ | CENNZnet | |
| 25 |  |
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-2% | 0.04 | 14.1M | 1308 | FUSE | Fuse | |
| 26 |  |
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-3% | 0.99 | 7.77M | 1331 | FEI | Fei USD | |
| 27 |  |
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-3% | 0.04 | 8.36M | 1459 | MLT | MILC Platform | |
| 28 |  |
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-2% | 52% | 0.18 | 72.1M | 803 | XPRT | Persistence One |
Well, folks, there you have it - a market overview so grim, it makes tax season look like a beach vacation. Remember, if you’re considering investing your life savings into a meme coin, just remember the odds. You’re more likely to find a unicorn riding a Tesla through a Bitcoin mine than you are to make real money. Stay tuned for next week’s episode of ‘Crypto Crash Course,’ where we’ll explore even more ways to lose money faster than Elon Musk on a Twitter rampage. Disclaimer: Don’t actually ride unicorns, especially in Bitcoin mines. They don’t like it.