- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $100497.22: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin is like that one kid in high school who peaked early but still manages to show up at reunions driving a Tesla. Still king, but the sheen is wearing off a bit. Though, hitting $100K makes even Time Magazine’s CEO of the Year look like a chump
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3906.35: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum – the perennial bridesmaid. Always trying to catch up to Bitcoin, always falling a little short. But hey, at least it fuels the NFT craze, which is basically digital Beanie Babies for millennials.
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.41: ⭐⭐
- Dogecoin. Still exists. Still makes no sense. Still somehow worth more than your grandma’s antique spoon collection. Maybe that 3 year old had it all figured out and we just haven’t caught up yet
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $28.83: ⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink. Apparently, connecting real-world data to the blockchain is worth something. Who knew? Even though it pumps today, I wouldn’t marry the guy who just did his $1.2M Quantum Supremacy play on it.
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐
- Shiba Inu. Down more than my dating app matches. Remember that guy who turned $17 into $6M? Yeah, he’s probably crying into his ramen noodles right now.
Remember that Anonymous guy who turned $50 into $1M in Bitcoin? Yeah, he’s probably sipping Mai Tais on a yacht right now, while the rest of us are wondering if we should have bought 15 Bitcoin for a penny 15 years ago. Today’s data snapshot captures the brutal reality of the crypto casino: some win big, most lose, and everyone’s left wondering if they’re the next genius or the next sucker. Speaking of winners, Chainlink (LINK) is showing some life. Meanwhile, Dogecoin (DOGE) is… well, it’s still Dogecoin.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+3% | 94% | 100497 | 2.11T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 1 |  |
 |
+6% | 3906.35 | 471B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 2 |  |
 |
+5% | 57% | 2.43 | 243B | 4 | XRP | XRP |
| 3 |  |
 |
1 | 142B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 4 |  |
 |
+5% | 230.41 | 136B | 5 | SOL | Solana | |
| 5 |  |
 |
+5% | 716.01 | 103B | 6 | BNB | BNB | |
| 6 |  |
 |
+6% | 0.41 | 61.1B | 7 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 7 |  |
 |
+15% | 78% | 1.16 | 52.3B | 9 | ADA | Cardano |
| 8 |  |
 |
1 | 41.5B | 8 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 9 |  |
 |
+6% | 3904.54 | 38.4B | 10114 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 10 |  |
 |
+6% | 6.46 | 33.1B | 14 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 11 |  |
 |
+29% | 28.83 | 28.8B | 12 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 12 |  |
 |
+8% | 0.29 | 25.8B | 10115 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 13 |  |
 |
+8% | 0.29 | 25.3B | 10 | TRX | TRON | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+13% | 57% | 50.2 | 35.9B | 11 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 15 |  |
 |
+8% | 60% | 0.44 | 22.1B | 17 | XLM | Stellar |
| 16 |  |
 |
+20% | 18.39 | 18.4B | 19 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 17 |  |
 |
+8% | 0 | 17.1B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+5% | 56.22 | 16.9B | 48 | OKB | OKB | |
| 19 |  |
 |
+19% | 13.87 | 15.7B | 25 | APT | Aptos | |
| 20 |  |
 |
+11% | 76% | 0.31 | 15.4B | 18 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 21 |  |
 |
+11% | 0.31 | 15.5B | 10196 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 22 |  |
 |
+12% | 9.34 | 14.3B | 15 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 23 |  |
 |
+3% | 100331 | 13.7B | 10117 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 24 |  |
 |
+12% | 6.95 | 13.6B | 41 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 25 |  |
 |
+6% | 94% | 556.63 | 11.7B | 20 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 26 |  |
 |
+12% | 29% | 2.46 | 10.6B | 53 | OP | Optimism |
| 27 |  |
 |
+14% | 1.06 | 10.6B | 39 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 28 |  |
 |
+11% | 89% | 121.86 | 10.2B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market, in all its glorious unpredictability. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least it’s never boring. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to find a time machine so I can invest in Bitcoin in 2009. Don’t wait for me.