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2024-12-12: Crypto Market Meltdown? Nah Just Another Tuesday

Buckle up buttercup Todays crypto market is like a bad date - full of surprises disappointments and the occasional WTF moment

  • STRAX (Stratis [Old])
    • $0.07: ⭐⭐
    • Stratis [Old]? More like Stratis [Mold]. This coin’s been around the block, and it’s showing its age. It’s up 12% in the last 24 hours, which in crypto years is like a whole century. Congrats to you if you only risk a cent.
  • PLAY (Play Token)
    • $0.00: ⭐
    • Play Token? More like Pay Token if you want any real movement on this coin. Down 10% in 24 hours. Ouch. Someone needs a time-out.
  • RFR (Refereum)
    • $0.00: ⭐
    • Refereum at 0%? That’s not a referral, that’s a burial.
  • REV (Revain)
    • $0.00: ⭐
    • Revain down 92%? Sounds more like Re-Pain. Time to revisit the drawing board, folks. Let’s buy 15 Bitcoin for 1 cent
  • DAWN (Dawn Protocol)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Dawn Protocol is up 4%. Hey, it’s not a 100x return, but at least it’s not in the digital graveyard yet.

While some folks are busy HODLing Bitcoin like it’s the last lifeboat off the Titanic (remember that anonymous guy who turned $50 into $1M? Yeah, we’re all still jealous), others are wondering why they didn’t buy Bitcoin for 1 cent when they were nine. If only we had a time machine…or a crystal ball. Today’s data dives into the coins with the lowest fully diluted market cap. Spoiler alert: it’s a mixed bag of ‘meh’ and ‘maybe’.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +12% 0.07 0 3404 STRAX Stratis [Old]
1 -10% 0 126K 2561 PLAY Play Token
2 0 135K 2513 RFR Refereum
3 -92% 0 187K 2448 REV Revain
4 +4% 79% 0 413K 2327 DAWN Dawn Protocol
5 +7% 99% 0 390K 2291 MARO Maro
6 +9% 0 439K 2250 DREP Drep [new]
7 88% 0 459K 2278 YLD Yield App
8 +4% 14% 0 520K 2612 PTS Petals
9 +69% 0 586K 2174 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
10 +24% 30% 0.01 978K 2358 HSF Hillstone Finance
11 +2% 0.01 1.07M 2000 GRV Grove Coin
12 +11% 97% 0.02 1.68M 1848 WAIT Hourglass
13 +31% 0.03 2.03M 1797 VEGA Vega Protocol
14 54% 0 2.09M 1976 SSG SOMESING
15 -2% 49% 0 2.12M 1994 STRM StreamCoin
16 +5% 79% 0 2.12M 1836 FOR ForTube
17 +9% 69% 0 3.01M 1771 TAMA Tamadoge
18 0.01 2.15M 1866 VTS Veritise
19 +18% 99% 0 2.22M 1757 OOKI Ooki Protocol
20 +2% 58% 0 2.52M 1890 LYRA Lyra
21 +3% 0.21 2.68M 1688 RGT Rari Governance Token
22 +65% 2% 0 2.72M 2605 GF GuildFi
23 +7% 0 2.93M 2177 THN Throne
24 +4% 59% 0 4.95M 1657 QOM Shiba Predator
25 +4% 89% 0.04 3.58M 1634 WTC Waltonchain
26 +13% 92% 0 3.29M 1649 BWO Battle World
27 +4% 52% 0 3.3M 1828 WOZX Efforce
28 40% 1 8.45M 1609 VAI Vai

So, there you have it. The crypto market is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you’re gonna get. Except in this case, it’s usually a nutty nougat you didn’t want. Stay tuned, folks. Tomorrow might be even weirder. And in crypto, that’s saying something.

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