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2024-12-12: Dogecoin to the Moon? Cryptos Wild Wednesday

Stablecoins? More like Stagnantcoins Everyones chasing Doge while Bitcoins chilling like a retired grandpa Is Tron still a thing?

  • DOGE (Dogecoin)
    • $0.42: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Dogecoin: the only coin that can go to the moon on memes alone. Up 5%, defying all logic. Much wow, such gains. Who needs fundamentals when you have a Shiba Inu?
  • BTC (Bitcoin)
    • $101065.51: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Bitcoin: the grandpa of crypto. Up 3%, which in Bitcoin terms, is basically a nap. Maybe it’s reminiscing about the good old days when you could buy 15 for a cent. Now, you’re lucky to get 15 cents for a Bitcoin. Oh, how the turntables…
  • ETH (Ethereum)
    • $3920.59: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ethereum: still trying to catch up to Bitcoin, but hey, a 6% gain ain’t bad. Probably celebrating its recent quantum supremacy… or maybe just the fact that it’s not Bitcoin Cash?
  • LTC (Litecoin)
    • $122.59: ⭐⭐
    • Litecoin, the silver to Bitcoin’s gold, is up a whopping 10%! Too bad no one cares anymore. It’s like the forgotten middle child of crypto.
  • TRX (Tron)
    • $0.30: ⭐
    • Tron: still exists, apparently. An 8% pump? More like a desperate gasp for air. Someone tell Justin Sun to stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen.

Remember that Reddit post about a guy making $1M from a $50 Bitcoin investment? Yeah, that was 13 years ago. Today? Bitcoin’s up 3%, barely enough to buy a decent cup of coffee. Meanwhile, the anons are talking Jack Dorsey in Kenya looking like he hasn’t showered in days. Moral of the story? Hold on tight! Oh, but before your pants get too tight, remember AMD’s down 6% YTD? Turns out, not all tech is golden. Speaking of golden, Dogecoin is actually moving, folks!


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 1 142B 3 USDT Tether USDt
1 1 41.5B 8 USDC USDC
2 1 5.37B 29 DAI Dai
3 1 68.3M 628 BUSD BUSD
4 1.02 508M 177 TUSD TrueUSD
5 +2% 100963 6.59B 10121 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2
6 +3% 100651 13.7B 10117 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
7 +3% 94% 101066 2.12T 1 BTC Bitcoin
8 +4% 57% 2.44 244B 4 XRP XRP
9 +4% 81% 144.77 2.15B 71 QNT Quant
10 +4% 719.01 104B 6 BNB BNB
11 +5% 232.75 137B 5 SOL Solana
12 +5% 0.42 61.5B 7 DOGE Dogecoin
13 +5% 9.52 9.38B 23 LEO UNUS SED LEO
14 +5% 56.27 16.9B 49 OKB OKB
15 +5% 94% 558.47 11.7B 20 BCH Bitcoin Cash
16 +6% 6.44 33B 14 TON Toncoin
17 +6% 3916.1 38.6B 10114 stETH Lido Staked ETH
18 +6% 3920.59 472B 2 ETH Ethereum
19 +7% 60% 0.44 22.2B 17 XLM Stellar
20 +7% 0 17.3B 13 SHIB Shiba Inu
21 +8% 76% 0.31 15.4B 18 HBAR Hedera
22 +8% 0.31 15.5B 10197 WHBAR Wrapped HBAR
23 +8% 0.3 25.9B 10115 WTRX Wrapped TRON
24 +8% 0.3 25.6B 10 TRX TRON
25 +9% 202.51 3.74B 44 XMR Monero
26 +10% 89% 122.59 10.3B 22 LTC Litecoin
27 +10% 7.18 8.8B 24 NEAR NEAR Protocol
28 +10% 9.39 14.3B 15 DOT Polkadot

The crypto market today is like a high school popularity contest. Stablecoins are the nerds, Bitcoin’s the jock who peaked in high school, and Dogecoin is the quirky kid who everyone suddenly thinks is cool. In short, it’s a mess. Buckle up, because tomorrow, it might all change. And yes, in 15 years, we might be looking back at these prices and screaming into the void for a time machine.

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