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2024-12-13: Crypto Carnage 10M Market Meltdown

Bloodbath in the crypto arena Witness the carnage as 10M cryptos get absolutely mauled Its a digital demolition derby out there folks

  • SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
    • $0.00: ⭐
    • SNM took a bigger hit than a boxer in a Mike Tyson fight. Down 87% in 24 hours? Ouch. Guess ‘SONM’ rhymes with ‘gone’ now.
  • COL (Clash of Lilliput)
    • $1.30: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Clash of Lilliput defies the odds! Down 38% over 24 hours yet still managed a 21% gain over 7 days. Either a hero or a glitch in the matrix. My money’s on the glitch.
  • SUSHI (SushiSwap)
    • $2.26: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • SushiSwap, the only thing raw here is the price action. Up 46% for the week, but dropped 13% in the last 24 hours. More volatile than a teenager’s mood swings.

Trump’s mumbling about a strategic Bitcoin reserve didn’t do much to stop the bleeding in the crypto markets (shocker). Meanwhile, Dogecoin, proving it’s more than just a meme, experienced a network vulnerability affecting 69% of its nodes (nice). Hacker, honey, next time aim for the price, not the plumbing. MSTR, the poster child for questionable financial strategies continues to baffle with its Bitcoin-heavy portfolio while its software business hemorrhages cash faster than Saylor can tweet. So, if you’re looking for stability… well, look elsewhere. This market is about as stable as a Jenga tower built on a rollercoaster.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -87% 0 75.5K 2621 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
1 -50% 22% 0 83.8M 1021 STC SaitaChain Coin
2 -42% 1.89 81.5M 568 ANT Aragon
3 -38% 8% 1.3 1.3B 492 COL Clash of Lilliput
4 -22% 1.06 106M 689 SLND Save
5 -18% 76% 0.03 30.3M 951 XWC WhiteCoin
6 -18% 0 46M 809 WAGMIGAMES WAGMI Games
7 -18% 0 15.2M 1894 NVIR NvirWorld
8 -17% 85% 0 65.6M 678 ETN Electroneum
9 -16% 0.06 53.9M 703 NXRA Nexera
10 -16% 15% 0.01 18.2M 1671 AGLA Angola
11 -15% 0.42 83M 995 XCAD XCAD Network
12 -15% 1% 1.69 1.69B 1058 DFG Defigram
13 -15% 65% 0 3.44M 1749 RFOX RFOX
14 -13% 44% 19.97 200M 552 MPL Maple
15 -13% 2.26 630M 152 SUSHI SushiSwap
16 -12% 96% 0.03 362M 248 XYO XYO
17 -12% 0.98 1.61B 700 MCT Metacraft
18 -12% 83% 0 10.4M 1281 BTS BitShares
19 -11% 54% 0 18.6M 1230 FRA Fractal Network
20 -11% 0.02 15M 1550 BBF Bubblefong
21 -11% 36% 0 9.3M 1608 YOOSHI YooShi
22 -11% 0.01 55.7M 715 KLV Klever Coin
23 -11% 41% 0.01 111M 744 TARA Taraxa
24 -10% 4% 0 40.4M 1814 HVH HAVAH
25 -10% 99% 0 8.06M 1319 KEY SelfKey
26 -10% 0.03 1.83M 1833 VEGA Vega Protocol
27 -10% 0.02 7.13M 1390 VGX VGX Token
28 -10% 87% 4.19 18.4M 1081 DMD Diamond

The crypto market is a beautiful disaster. It’s where dreams are made and wallets are emptied. So buckle up, buttercup, because it’s gonna be a wild ride. And remember, in crypto, the only thing guaranteed is volatility. Well, that and the occasional rug pull.

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