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2024-12-13: Crypto Craze or Crypto Haze?

Its a crypto jungle out there and some coins are swinging from the trees while others are face-planting in the dirt Lets see whos roaring and whos snoring

  • LINK (Chainlink)
    • $28.72: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • LINK, up 2% in 24hrs and a whopping 22% over 7 days, is like that reliable friend who always shows up with snacks—even when Dogecoin’s network is having a meltdown. A solid pick in this unpredictable market.
  • BTC (Bitcoin)
    • $100506.32: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Bitcoin, sitting at $100,506, is the king of the jungle, but even kings can get dethroned. Needing $10,000 for just 0.1 BTC? Ouch. Might as well buy a used car - at least you can drive it.
  • ETH (Ethereum)
    • $3901.90: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Ethereum, priced at $3,901.90, is like the Robin to Bitcoin’s Batman – always in the shadow, but still a force to be reckoned with. It had a flat 24 hours, proving even sidekicks need a coffee break.
  • LTC (Litecoin)
    • $120.15: ⭐⭐
    • Litecoin, down 9% over the past week, is the awkward cousin at the crypto family reunion— trying to stay relevant but fading fast. Maybe it needs a rebranding? Litecoin: Now with extra memes!
  • DOGE (Dogecoin)
    • $Not Found: ⭐
    • Dogecoin, the class clown of crypto, is down bad. A 69% node crash? This coin is less secure than a politician’s promises. Investing in Doge is like betting on a squirrel to win the Kentucky Derby.

Texas wants a strategic Bitcoin reserve?! Even Trump is rambling about Bitcoin. Dogecoin, bless its heart, took a 69% node hit – nice. Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s price needs a cool $10k for a measly 0.1 BTC. Chainlink (LINK), ever the steady Eddie, is up 2% over 24hrs. Buckle up, buttercup; it’s gonna be a wild ride.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +8% 2.21 2.21B 65 LDO Lido DAO
1 +7% 29% 2.63 11.3B 48 OP Optimism
2 +6% 210.18 3.88B 42 XMR Monero
3 +3% 88% 2065.58 2.08B 68 MKR Maker
4 +2% 14.13 16B 25 APT Aptos
5 +2% 28.72 28.7B 12 LINK Chainlink
6 +2% 57% 52 37.2B 11 AVAX Avalanche
7 +2% 76% 0.3 15.2B 18 HBAR Hedera
8 +2% 0.3 15.2B 10233 WHBAR Wrapped HBAR
9 +2% 9.08 3.55B 44 ATOM Cosmos
10 6.41 32.8B 14 TON Toncoin
11 1 68.3M 617 BUSD BUSD
12 1 5.37B 29 DAI Dai
13 1 41.6B 8 USDC USDC
14 1 143B 3 USDT Tether USDt
15 94% 100506 2.11T 1 BTC Bitcoin
16 71% 33.97 7.16B 31 ETC Ethereum Classic
17 13.55 7.13B 26 ICP Internet Computer
18 3901.9 470B 2 ETH Ethereum
19 3896.59 38.3B 10154 stETH Lido Staked ETH
20 100191 6.54B 10161 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2
21 89% 120.15 10.1B 22 LTC Litecoin
22 99876.2 13.6B 10157 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
23 99% 713.12 103B 6 BNB BNB
24 1.04 10.4B 37 ARB Arbitrum
25 1 498M 173 TUSD TrueUSD
26 81% 140.24 2.09B 72 QNT Quant
27 -1% 9.04 13.8B 15 DOT Polkadot
28 -1% 9.36 9.22B 23 LEO UNUS SED LEO

So, the crypto market is a rollercoaster of emotions, a chaotic symphony of gains and losses. Invest wisely, friends, or you’ll end up crying in your ramen noodles while the whales swim in champagne. Remember, in crypto, fortunes are made and lost faster than you can say “HODL!” And please, somebody check on Dogecoin.

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