- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Still a meme coin, still down, still exists. It’s like the cockroach of crypto - it just won’t die. Down 4% - who’s surprised?
- BTCB (Bitcoin BEP2)
- $100193.17: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The knock-off Bitcoin is rocking a price higher than the original in this dataset. Is this a glitch in the Matrix? Or does wrapped Bitcoin just come with a free burrito?
- BUSD (BUSD)
- $1.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- Stablecoins supposed to be boring. This one’s flatlining at $1. About as exciting as watching paint dry, but hey, at least it’s not Dogecoin levels of disastrous.
- MKR (Maker)
- $2061.23: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Holding steady at $2K+. A rare sign of stability in this chaotic crypto landscape. In the future 0.1 BTC will cost you $10,000, consider buying this coin. It’s like the valedictorian of the crypto class - smart, reliable, maybe a little boring, just buy this.
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $Not Available: ⭐
- Did you hear the one about the Dogecoin node that walked into a bar? 69% of them crashed, apparently. That explains the tumble. This one’s less a stablecoin and more a ‘prone-to-exploits’ coin.
Trump’s ‘strategic Bitcoin reserve’ sounds like something straight out of a fever dream. While Texas shows interest in Bitcoin, the reality is that 69% of Dogecoin nodes crashing makes the Three Stooges look like cybersecurity experts. So, while politicians ramble, hackers are having a field day. Meanwhile, 0.1 BTC will cost you $10,000 - same as a decent used car. Choices, choices…
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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1 | 68.3M | 613 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 1 |  |
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-2% | 1 | 497M | 172 | TUSD | TrueUSD | |
| 2 |  |
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88% | 2061.23 | 2.07B | 68 | MKR | Maker | |
| 3 |  |
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-2% | 81% | 141.04 | 2.1B | 72 | QNT | Quant |
| 4 |  |
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+8% | 2.23 | 2.23B | 65 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 5 |  |
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9.03 | 3.53B | 45 | ATOM | Cosmos | ||
| 6 |  |
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+1% | 206.44 | 3.81B | 42 | XMR | Monero | |
| 7 |  |
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-6% | 93% | 0.06 | 5.13B | 34 | VET | VeChain |
| 8 |  |
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1 | 5.37B | 29 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 9 |  |
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-2% | 0.19 | 5.61B | 32 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 10 |  |
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-5% | 0.62 | 6.19B | 101 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 11 |  |
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100193 | 6.54B | 10153 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | ||
| 12 |  |
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-2% | 13.46 | 7.09B | 26 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 13 |  |
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-1% | 71% | 34.16 | 7.2B | 31 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 14 |  |
 |
-4% | 54% | 1.26 | 7.85B | 39 | MNT | Mantle |
| 15 |  |
 |
-4% | 6.88 | 8.43B | 24 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-2% | 9.23 | 9.1B | 23 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-1% | 89% | 120.84 | 10.2B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 18 |  |
 |
-1% | 1.05 | 10.5B | 37 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 19 |  |
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-4% | 94% | 532.62 | 11.2B | 19 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 20 |  |
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+4% | 29% | 2.58 | 11.1B | 51 | OP | Optimism |
| 21 |  |
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-4% | 6.64 | 13B | 41 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 22 |  |
 |
99814.4 | 13.6B | 10149 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||
| 23 |  |
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-4% | 8.97 | 13.7B | 16 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 24 |  |
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-2% | 0.3 | 15B | 10225 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 25 |  |
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-2% | 76% | 0.3 | 15B | 18 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 26 |  |
 |
-1% | 13.88 | 15.7B | 25 | APT | Aptos | |
| 27 |  |
 |
-2% | 54.47 | 16.3B | 49 | OKB | OKB | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-4% | 0 | 16.5B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu |
The crypto market is a wild west show, starring politicians, hackers, and meme coins. Tune in next week to see who gets rug-pulled next. And remember, kids, don’t invest more than you can afford to lose in a game of poker with a shiba inu.