Featured image of post 2024-12-13:  Cryptos on Parade: 10M Edition

2024-12-13: Cryptos on Parade: 10M Edition

Witness the crypto Hunger Games Who will moon and who will be roadkill? Strap in for a wild ride through the 10M market cap jungle

  • AVA (Travala)
    • $3.22: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Travala (AVA) up 316% in 7 days. Looks like someone’s booking a one-way ticket to the moon. Is this the beginning of mass crypto adoption, or just another pump-and-dump fueled by election shenanigans? Time will tell.
  • MRS (Metars Genesis)
    • $8.62: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Metars Genesis (MRS), 282% seven-day gain. Meta what now? Is this Zuckerberg’s evil twin or just another attempt to cash in on the buzzword of the week? Maybe Trump will start a “Strategic Metaverse Reserve” next.
  • DOGE (Dogecoin)
    • $N/A: ⭐
    • Dogecoin isn’t in our 10M dataset, but it deserves a shout-out (and a slap on the wrist). A hacker knocked out 69% of its nodes. Nice. This meme coin is more volatile than Trump’s Twitter feed. Hodlers, bless their hearts, probably don’t even know what a ’node’ is. They’re just in it for the lulz and the (increasingly elusive) gains.
  • MSTR (Microstrategy)
    • $N/A:
    • MSTR, the company that’s basically a Bitcoin ETF in disguise (and a failing software company to boot), is a walking, talking Ponzi scheme according to some Redditors. Saylor, the CEO, is playing a dangerous game of leverage. When this house of cards collapses, it’s gonna be epic.
  • XVG (Verge)
    • $0.02: ⭐⭐
    • Verge (XVG) just chilling with a 22% 24-hour change. Not exactly setting the world on fire. Pretty standard operating procedure for crypto these days. At least it’s better than being Doge’d, am I right?

Trump’s musing about a strategic Bitcoin reserve has the crypto-sphere in a tizzy. Dogecoin, meanwhile, took a 69% nosedive thanks to a hacker exploit. Coincidence? I think not. It’s like watching a reality TV dumpster fire, but with digital tokens. Speaking of dumpster fires, let’s see how our 10M cryptos fared…


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +322% 56% 3.22 322M 359 AVA AVA (Travala)
1 +272% 8% 8.62 8.62B 208 MRS Metars Genesis
2 +184% 49% 0 6.02M 1659 STRM StreamCoin
3 +49% 70% 0.09 87.5M 649 UTK xMoney
4 +41% 0 177K 2510 PLAY Play Token
5 +22% 0.02 282M 278 XVG Verge
6 +20% 64% 0.86 90.3M 669 QRL Quantum Resistant Ledger
7 +20% 0.9 34.8M 840 ADS Adshares
8 +19% 0.36 32.1M 859 PIVX PIVX
9 +17% 0.13 64.9M 958 AST AirSwap
10 +15% 96% 0.26 39.2M 813 ADX AdEx
11 +15% 58% 0.01 52.5M 876 TPT TokenPocket
12 +14% 54% 0 2.41M 1930 SSG SOMESING
13 +13% 0.12 139M 423 ACA Acala Token
14 +13% 0.02 244M 339 POND Marlin
15 +13% 0.18 5.99M 1605 DUST Dust Protocol
16 +12% 0.01 15.1M 1326 CAPS Ternoa
17 +12% 22% 0 60.4M 1128 STC SaitaChain Coin
18 +12% 0.4 55.7M 690 KMD Komodo
19 +11% 95% 0.66 41.4M 791 BURGER BurgerCities
20 +11% 48% 0.16 165M 575 FORT Forta
21 +10% 0.01 13.7M 1124 CENNZ CENNZnet
22 +10% 28% 0.1 99.6M 900 AXEL AXEL
23 +10% 0.06 62.4M 768 MDT Measurable Data Token
24 +10% 14% 0.02 95M 1129 WRLD NFT Worlds
25 +10% 0.47 69.8M 722 FIS StaFi
26 +10% 26.9 67.4M 639 ALCX Alchemix
27 +10% 74% 0.94 471M 247 WILD Wilder World
28 +9% 0.03 19.9M 993 PNK Kleros

So, there you have it, folks. Another day, another crypto rollercoaster. Some are riding high, some are face-planting, and others are just…there. The only sure thing in this market is uncertainty (and a healthy dose of schadenfreude). Buckle up, buttercup, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride (into the digital abyss).

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