- ORDI (ORDI)
- $36.18: ⭐⭐⭐
- ORDI, the OG of the ordinals, is like that one kid in school who peaked too early. Still, it’s hanging in there, defying the odds, kind of like a cockroach after a nuclear apocalypse. Respectable price, but it has seen better days
- ARKM (Arkham)
- $2.04: ⭐⭐
- Arkham: solving crimes or causing them? This coin’s 24h volume is higher than my grandma’s cholesterol, which makes me slightly concerned. Proceed with caution, unless you enjoy living on the edge.
- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu)
- $0.26: ⭐
- This thing has “rug pull” written all over it. Is this some kind of fever dream after that politician decided a strategic bitcoin reserve was a brilliant idea? I mean seriously HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu? My 4-year-old nephew could’ve come up with a better name
- WBETH (Wrapped Beacon ETH)
- $4127.56: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- WBETH is like the rich kid on the block – wrapped in privilege (Ethereum) and flexing its high price. Not a bad play, as long as Ethereum doesn’t decide to throw a tantrum.
- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐
- Bonk? More like “bankrupt.” This coin’s price went down faster than my dating life after I mentioned I was into crypto. This coin really did bonk itself into oblivion.
Remember that time Trump almost endorsed Bitcoin? Yeah, well, these cryptos are about as stable as his attention span. While the big boys like Bitcoin are playing king-of-the-hill, these tiny tokens are battling it out in the sandbox. It’s a rollercoaster of volatility, folks, where fortunes are made and lost faster than you can say “HODL.”
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-5% | 22% | 2.04 | 2.04B | 182 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 1 |  |
 |
-10% | 0.04 | 3.93M | 1554 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | |
| 2 |  |
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-2% | 100% | 8.22 | 8.22M | 1311 | UNIBOT | UniBot |
| 3 |  |
 |
50% | 0.34 | 33.8M | 1051 | STT | Statter Network | |
| 4 |  |
 |
30% | 0.55 | 550M | 373 | NTRN | Neutron | |
| 5 |  |
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-4% | 70% | 0 | 13M | 1262 | BAD | Bad Idea AI |
| 6 |  |
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-6% | 96% | 0.01 | 530M | 216 | SNEK | Snek |
| 7 |  |
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-9% | 0.26 | 256M | 294 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) | |
| 8 |  |
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-3% | 100% | 36.18 | 760M | 132 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 9 |  |
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-4% | 82% | 0 | 84.2M | 601 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
| 10 |  |
 |
4127.56 | 7.3B | 10147 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | ||
| 11 |  |
 |
40% | 0.65 | 650M | 290 | EDU | Open Campus | |
| 12 |  |
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-8% | 0 | 69.6M | 640 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | |
| 13 |  |
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+41% | 0 | 177K | 2510 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 14 |  |
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-7% | 0.2 | 604M | 325 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 15 |  |
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0.01 | 124M | 473 | SDEX | SmarDex | ||
| 16 |  |
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0.15 | 154M | 1072 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | ||
| 17 |  |
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-14% | 0.06 | 53.6M | 702 | NXRA | Nexera | |
| 18 |  |
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-2% | 0.11 | 11.1M | 1218 | OPTI | Optimus AI | |
| 19 |  |
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-8% | 4% | 0 | 40.1M | 1811 | HVH | HAVAH |
| 20 |  |
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-4% | 77% | 0.02 | 24.3M | 1017 | IMGNAI | imgnAI |
| 21 |  |
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+5% | 44% | 1.38 | 2.89B | 95 | CORE | Core |
| 22 |  |
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-5% | 32% | 0.01 | 100M | 859 | GFAL | Games for a Living |
| 23 |  |
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-9% | 27% | 0 | 52.5M | 1104 | NEXA | Nexa |
| 24 |  |
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-7% | 86% | 0.41 | 412M | 242 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 25 |  |
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-5% | 0.02 | 14.7M | 1110 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 26 |  |
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-2% | 0.01 | 1.04M | 2015 | GRV | Grove Coin | |
| 27 |  |
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-6% | 81% | 0 | 3.48B | 54 | BONK | Bonk |
| 28 |  |
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-4% | 58% | 0 | 22.9M | 1128 | RXD | Radiant |
The crypto market is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get, except in this case, it’s usually a stomach ache. Invest wisely, friends, or you might end up holding the bag (of worthless tokens). So, there you have it, folks. The wild west of crypto, where only the brave (or foolish) dare to tread. Until next time, may your gains be high and your losses… well, let’s just not talk about those.