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2024-12-13: The Crypto Toilet Bowl: Fully Diluted Edition 10M

Dive headfirst into the murky depths of low-cap cryptos Its like watching a reality TV dumpster fire but with more zeroes

  • RGT (Rari Governance Token)
    • $0.23: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Rari Governance Token (RGT) - In the land of the micro-caps, a 0.23 price tag makes you royalty. It’s up 8%, which in this market is like winning an Olympic gold medal in interpretive thumb twiddling. Still, proceed with extreme caution, this ain’t no Tesla (yet).
  • STRAX (Stratis [Old])
    • $0.07: ⭐⭐
    • Stratis [Old] (STRAX) - Ah, yes, the “old” Stratis. Like that one ex you keep meaning to unfollow but just can’t bring yourself to do it. Down 1%? That’s practically a stablecoin in this market. Congrats on not imploding entirely, grandpa.
  • SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
    • $0.0: ⭐
    • SONM (BEP-20) (SNM) - Down 87%? Ouch. That’s like getting a Tesla for Christmas, only to find out it’s powered by hamsters on a wheel. Time to embrace the “buy the dip” mantra or just accept your fate as a cautionary tale.
  • GF (GuildFi)
    • $0.0: ⭐
    • GuildFi (GF) - Another one bites the dust (down 5%). It’s like joining a fantasy football league and drafting only kickers. Sure, they technically score points, but nobody’s impressed. Let’s ride this Titanic to the bottom and have some fun with the band while it sinks.
  • TABOO (TABOO TOKEN)
    • $0.0: ⭐⭐
    • TABOO TOKEN (TABOO) - With a name like that, it’s either going to moon or implode. Down 3% suggests it’s leaning towards the latter. It’s the crypto equivalent of that weird uncle you avoid at family gatherings. You know something embarrassing is about to happen.

While Trump’s musing about a strategic Bitcoin reserve (because why not?) sends shivers down the spines of sane investors, let’s not forget the real drama: micro-cap cryptos fighting for survival. It’s a battlefield where DOGE gets hacked (nice 69% node crash, very mature), and MSTR’s questionable past haunts its Bitcoin-heavy present. Hold on to your butts, folks, this is gonna be a bumpy ride.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -1% 0.07 0 3438 STRAX Stratis [Old]
1 -87% 0 74.8K 2623 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
2 +2% 0 138K 2514 RFR Refereum
3 +41% 0 177K 2508 PLAY Play Token
4 0 187K 2458 REV Revain
5 -1% 79% 0 406K 2335 DAWN Dawn Protocol
6 -2% 99% 0 380K 2295 MARO Maro
7 -3% 0 426K 2261 DREP Drep [new]
8 88% 0 459K 2275 YLD Yield App
9 +1% 14% 0 540K 2620 PTS Petals
10 30% 0.01 974K 2358 HSF Hillstone Finance
11 -3% 0.01 1.04M 2015 GRV Grove Coin
12 97% 0.02 1.69M 1853 WAIT Hourglass
13 -7% 0.03 1.88M 1828 VEGA Vega Protocol
14 -8% 0.01 1.97M 1902 VTS Veritise
15 -7% 69% 0 2.78M 1802 TAMA Tamadoge
16 -8% 99% 0 1.99M 1777 OOKI Ooki Protocol
17 -5% 79% 0 2.03M 1861 FOR ForTube
18 +15% 54% 0 2.42M 1931 SSG SOMESING
19 -5% 2% 0 2.56M 2622 GF GuildFi
20 +8% 0.23 2.9M 1667 RGT Rari Governance Token
21 0 2.91M 2183 THN Throne
22 +18% 58% 0 3.02M 1832 LYRA Lyra
23 +3% 59% 0 5.13M 1647 QOM Shiba Predator
24 -25% 65% 0 3.09M 1786 RFOX RFOX
25 -4% 52% 0 3.15M 1851 WOZX Efforce
26 -2% 89% 0.04 3.52M 1637 WTC Waltonchain
27 92% 0 3.28M 1650 BWO Battle World
28 -3% 100% 0 3.32M 1619 TABOO TABOO TOKEN

So, there you have it, folks, a snapshot of the crypto wild west. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and enough volatility to make a seasoned day trader weep. Remember, in crypto, fortunes are made and lost faster than Elon Musk can change his Twitter bio. Invest wisely (or don’t, I’m not your financial advisor). Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go short Tesla. Wish me luck (or don’t, I probably won’t need it).

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