- ARKM (Arkham)
- $2.02: ⭐⭐⭐
- Up 2%? Arkham’s doing better than my dating life, but that’s not saying much. Still, at $2.02, it’s practically begging for a Wall Street banker’s ‘drug money.’
- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu)
- $0.27: ⭐
- With a name like that, it’s a miracle it’s even worth a quarter. Clearly, some people will buy anything. Makes me wonder how much those Wall Street guys would pay for a ‘HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu’ flavored Adderall… just for the novelty, of course.
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $35.55: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- ORDI: The overachiever of the bunch, proving that not all baby cryptos are stuck in the digital sandbox. At $35.55, it’s probably paying for those bankers’ ‘study drugs.’
- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.0: ⭐⭐
- Up 2%? Hey, small victories, right, BONK? It’s not quite $105k like Bitcoin almost hit (almost being the operative word), but at least you’re not down like some other pathetic tokens.
- CORE (Core)
- $1.37: ⭐⭐⭐
- CORE, CORE, CORE… Not as boring as formatting cells in Excel, maybe. At $1.37, it won’t buy you a MonsterBomb, but it also won’t leave you with the jitters. Unlike the other babies in the crib, CORE seems to be… stable.
WSJ: Wall Street bankers apparently need more than just caffeine to survive those 90-hour workweeks and excel at PowerPoint logo alignment. No judgment here, especially since none of these cryptos seem to offer enough gains to cover a decent Adderall prescription yet.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+2% | 22% | 2.02 | 2.02B | 182 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 1 |  |
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-3% | 0.03 | 3.67M | 1584 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | |
| 2 |  |
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100% | 7.96 | 7.96M | 1321 | UNIBOT | UniBot | |
| 3 |  |
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50% | 0.35 | 34.6M | 1039 | STT | Statter Network | |
| 4 |  |
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+5% | 30% | 0.55 | 549M | 374 | NTRN | Neutron |
| 5 |  |
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+13% | 71% | 0 | 17.9M | 1151 | BAD | Bad Idea AI |
| 6 |  |
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+1% | 96% | 0.01 | 527M | 214 | SNEK | Snek |
| 7 |  |
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+15% | 0.27 | 267M | 287 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) | |
| 8 |  |
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+3% | 100% | 35.55 | 746M | 132 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 9 |  |
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+6% | 82% | 0 | 87.1M | 591 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
| 10 |  |
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+1% | 4177.39 | 7.39B | 10151 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | |
| 11 |  |
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+3% | 40% | 0.63 | 630M | 298 | EDU | Open Campus |
| 12 |  |
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+1% | 0 | 70.2M | 633 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | |
| 13 |  |
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+3% | 0 | 172K | 2522 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 14 |  |
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+5% | 0.21 | 626M | 321 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 15 |  |
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0.01 | 119M | 480 | SDEX | SmarDex | ||
| 16 |  |
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0.15 | 154M | 1072 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | ||
| 17 |  |
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-4% | 0.06 | 49M | 733 | NXRA | Nexera | |
| 18 |  |
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-7% | 0.11 | 11.5M | 1211 | OPTI | Optimus AI | |
| 19 |  |
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+4% | 4% | 0 | 42.5M | 1806 | HVH | HAVAH |
| 20 |  |
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-7% | 77% | 0.03 | 29.4M | 947 | IMGNAI | imgnAI |
| 21 |  |
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+2% | 44% | 1.37 | 2.89B | 92 | CORE | Core |
| 22 |  |
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-3% | 32% | 0.01 | 93M | 875 | GFAL | Games for a Living |
| 23 |  |
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27% | 0 | 47.7M | 1137 | NEXA | Nexa | |
| 24 |  |
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86% | 0.39 | 393M | 248 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai | |
| 25 |  |
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-9% | 0.02 | 12.9M | 1153 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 26 |  |
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0.01 | 1.05M | 2017 | GRV | Grove Coin | ||
| 27 |  |
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+2% | 81% | 0 | 3.38B | 57 | BONK | Bonk |
| 28 |  |
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-3% | 58% | 0 | 19.6M | 1190 | RXD | Radiant |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market is still less predictable than a toddler’s naptime. Invest wisely, HODL tight, and remember, even Wall Street needs a little something extra to keep the party going. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go short some ‘HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu’ before it disappears faster than a politician’s promise.