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2024-12-16: Crypto Carnage 10M Market Meltdown

Bloodbath in the 10M market Did your portfolio just get rug-pulled? Lets find out

  • CTXC (Cortex)
    • $0.53: ⭐⭐
    • Cortex took a -46% nosedive in the last 24 hours. Remember kids, this is why we diversify. Or not. Your choice, I’m just here for the memes. Maybe those Wall Street bankers are dumping CTXC to afford their next Adderall prescription.
  • GFT (Gifto)
    • $0.00: ⭐
    • -32% drop? Ouch. Guess gifting GFT this Christmas is off the table. Even with Adderall, I can’t focus on this wreckage.
  • SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
    • SONM is up 52% over 7 days, while everything else is on fire. Either this is a glitch, or someone knows something we don’t. Time to get my tinfoil hat and investigate this mysterious pump amidst the carnage. Maybe I should ask Bitcoin CEO for a sale?
  • DEXE (DeXe)
    • $8.56: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • DEXE is down 10%. While not the Titanic, definitely facing some choppy waters. Holding steady like a god-candle. Or maybe like a god-dildo, in the words of the internet.
  • UTK (xMoney)
    • $0.13: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • UTK defied the bloodbath with a 91% surge in 7 days! Clearly, someone forgot to tell UTK about the market meltdown. Is this the fabled alt-season starting? Maybe the Bitcoin CEO did offer a sale.

WSJ just reported young bankers are hooked on Adderall. I wonder if they are dumping their crypto holdings to fuel the habit? CTXC, GFT, you guys okay? Bitcoin just hit 105k, but is it sustainable or are we facing a ‘Sunday night pump, Monday dump’ scenario? Someone on Reddit said Bitcoin has no top, but my bank account’s bottom is within sight!


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -46% 75% 0.53 159M 453 CTXC Cortex
1 -32% 0 3.92M 1560 GFT Gifto
2 -27% 0 183K 2470 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
3 -25% 0.01 113M 656 COS Contentos
4 -20% 0.01 13.6M 1368 SOFI RAI Finance
5 -18% 0.92 92.3M 573 GTC Gitcoin
6 -16% 50% 0.05 53M 911 NTX NuNet
7 -16% 49% 0 3.57M 1834 STRM StreamCoin
8 -15% 2.86 229M 951 GAL Galxe
9 -13% 0 20.7M 1039 QTCON Quiztok
10 -13% 77% 0.03 28.4M 957 IMGNAI imgnAI
11 -12% 54% 0 12.7M 1372 FRA Fractal Network
12 -10% 8.56 826M 172 DEXE DeXe
13 -10% 0.01 237M 309 XVG Verge
14 -10% 41% 0.01 107M 750 TARA Taraxa
15 -9% 77% 0.04 3.65M 1682 OAX OAX
16 -9% 0.06 64.5M 643 DATA Streamr
17 -9% 13.11 131M 605 TORN Tornado Cash
18 -8% 0.06 59.8M 649 DNT district0x
19 -8% 70% 0.13 127M 537 UTK xMoney
20 -8% 1.08 108M 678 SLND Save
21 -8% 0.02 13.1M 1148 TOMI tomi
22 -7% 22% 0 59.4M 1132 STC SaitaChain Coin
23 -7% 83% 0 8.74M 1348 BTS BitShares
24 -7% 75% 0 11.1M 1298 BAX BABB
25 -7% 27% 0.24 239M 622 DIMO DIMO
26 -7% 43% 0.05 48.1M 972 WNCG Nine Chronicles
27 -7% 0 40.2M 847 WAGMIGAMES WAGMI Games
28 -6% 85% 0 66.2M 664 ETN Electroneum

So, the 10M market is resembling a ‘Squid Games’ episode — some surprising winners, mostly gruesome losers. Moral of the story? Don’t invest more than you can afford to lose. Unless you’re a Wall Street banker, then apparently, limits don’t exist.

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