- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.40: ⭐⭐⭐
- Dogecoin: Still defying gravity and logic. It’s down, but hey, it’s Doge. Much wow, much resilience, much… something. 🤷♂️
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐
- Shiba Inu: So many zeros, so little hope. It’s like trying to find a needle in a haystack made of other needles. Good luck with that. 🐕📉
- XRP (XRP)
- $2.40: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- XRP: Holding relatively steady. Guess it’s taking a break from its usual courtroom drama. ⚖️😴
- SOL (Solana)
- $219.23: ⭐⭐
- Solana: Another day, another dip. It’s like that friend who always borrows money and never pays you back. 💸👻
- BNB (BNB)
- $710.57: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- BNB: Still a big dog, despite the market madness. Maybe it’s time to switch to “Binance Bucks”? Just kidding… unless…? 😉
The crypto world is crumbling! Wall Street bankers are apparently mainlining Adderall to cope with their jobs (who knew?), and some dude on Reddit is hiding his Bitcoin stash from his wife. Sounds about right. Meanwhile, Bitcoin hit €100k… in “Europoor bucks”. This market is a dumpster fire, but hey, at least Doge is still around, right? 🐕🚀
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-4% | 76% | 0.28 | 14B | 18 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 1 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.28 | 14B | 10235 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.17 | 5.2B | 33 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 3 |  |
 |
-3% | 60% | 0.41 | 20.7B | 17 | XLM | Stellar |
| 4 |  |
 |
-1% | 12.68 | 6.68B | 26 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 5 |  |
 |
-1% | 0 | 16B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 6 |  |
 |
57% | 2.4 | 240B | 4 | XRP | XRP | |
| 7 |  |
 |
93% | 0.06 | 4.87B | 35 | VET | VeChain | |
| 8 |  |
 |
78% | 1.08 | 48.6B | 9 | ADA | Cardano | |
| 9 |  |
 |
57% | 49.17 | 35.2B | 11 | AVAX | Avalanche | |
| 10 |  |
 |
8.82 | 3.45B | 47 | ATOM | Cosmos | ||
| 11 |  |
 |
16.46 | 16.5B | 20 | UNI | Uniswap | ||
| 12 |  |
 |
54% | 1.21 | 7.51B | 38 | MNT | Mantle | |
| 13 |  |
 |
94% | 534.81 | 11.2B | 19 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |
| 14 |  |
 |
0.6 | 5.96B | 103 | MATIC | Polygon | ||
| 15 |  |
 |
81% | 135.29 | 2.01B | 76 | QNT | Quant | |
| 16 |  |
 |
1 | 68.3M | 607 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 17 |  |
 |
710.57 | 102B | 6 | BNB | BNB | ||
| 18 |  |
 |
0.28 | 24.2B | 10 | TRX | TRON | ||
| 19 |  |
 |
1 | 5.36B | 29 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 20 |  |
 |
1 | 143B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 21 |  |
 |
1 | 42.1B | 8 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 22 |  |
 |
6.23 | 31.9B | 14 | TON | Toncoin | ||
| 23 |  |
 |
219.23 | 129B | 5 | SOL | Solana | ||
| 24 |  |
 |
1.01 | 498M | 166 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 25 |  |
 |
88% | 1931.42 | 1.94B | 70 | MKR | Maker | |
| 26 |  |
 |
6.67 | 8.17B | 24 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | ||
| 27 |  |
 |
0.28 | 24.6B | 10152 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 28 |  |
 |
0.4 | 59.2B | 7 | DOGE | Dogecoin |
So, there you have it. The crypto market is a beautiful mess of gains, losses, and questionable life choices. Just remember: buy high, sell low, and blame everything on the whales. 🐳💸 Or maybe just buy a Lambo with your Bitcoin, like that one Reddit guy suggested. Genius! 💡 (Not financial advice, obviously. This is a comedy show masquerading as market analysis.)