- REV (Revain)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Holy moly, Revain! An 807% jump in 24 hours? Someone must’ve spiked the punch bowl with hopium. Is this the next Bitcoin? Probably not, but hey, at least it’s not snorting Adderall like those Wall Street bankers.
- ANT (Aragon)
- $3.44: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Aragon’s up a respectable 68%. Not quite Revain levels of crazy, but still enough to make you question your life choices. At least it’s better than getting stuck aligning logos in PowerPoint for 90 hours a week, right? #WallStreetProblems
- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
- $0.26: ⭐⭐⭐
- Wait, what? HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu? Are we serious right now? With a name like that, this coin’s either going to the moon or imploding faster than a Monsterbomb in a banker’s stomach. Stay tuned, folks, this could get interesting.
- QRL (Quantum Resistant Ledger)
- $1.09: ⭐⭐
- Quantum Resistant Ledger, huh? Sounds impressive, but with only a 12% gain, it’s about as exciting as watching paint dry. Maybe they should rename it to “Mildly Interesting Ledger” to set more realistic expectations.
- XWC (WhiteCoin)
- $0.04: ⭐
- WhiteCoin, we hardly knew ye. Down 7% this week? That’s like a Wall Street intern getting fired on his first day. Brutal. Time to hit up the crypto unemployment line, buddy.
WSJ just exposed Wall Street’s dirty little secret: everyone’s popping ADHD meds to survive. Turns out, finance bros need more than just cocaine and hookers to get through those 90-hour weeks. Maybe they should take some advice from these cryptos? Well except Bitcoin, now flexing its muscles near 105k while we debate whether it’s 0.105M. Some dude on Reddit’s already bragging about banging his meat (we won’t go there). Other coins, well…let’s just say they make formatting Excel spreadsheets look exciting.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+807% | 0 | 1.7M | 1849 | REV | Revain | |
| 1 |  |
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+68% | 3.44 | 149M | 398 | ANT | Aragon | |
| 2 |  |
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+67% | 0 | 224K | 2429 | RFR | Refereum | |
| 3 |  |
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+36% | 76% | 0.04 | 40.6M | 876 | XWC | WhiteCoin |
| 4 |  |
 |
+27% | 61% | 0.17 | 87.3M | 689 | PRQ | PARSIQ |
| 5 |  |
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+23% | 24% | 0.03 | 1.01B | 304 | VELO | Velo |
| 6 |  |
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+21% | 99% | 0 | 443K | 2259 | MARO | Maro |
| 7 |  |
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+19% | 98% | 0.52 | 25M | 931 | MNW | Morpheus.Network |
| 8 |  |
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+18% | 0.08 | 77.1M | 596 | POLY | Polymath | |
| 9 |  |
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+18% | 3.23 | 80.7M | 570 | RARI | RARI | |
| 10 |  |
 |
+17% | 0.12 | 140M | 418 | ACA | Acala Token | |
| 11 |  |
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+15% | 0.19 | 6.42M | 1584 | DUST | Dust Protocol | |
| 12 |  |
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+14% | 99% | 0.07 | 72.2M | 593 | LOOKS | LooksRare |
| 13 |  |
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+13% | 0.26 | 262M | 292 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) | |
| 14 |  |
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+13% | 0.04 | 79.3M | 614 | META | Metadium | |
| 15 |  |
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+12% | 64% | 1.09 | 114M | 588 | QRL | Quantum Resistant Ledger |
| 16 |  |
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+12% | 71% | 0 | 18.6M | 1139 | BAD | Bad Idea AI |
| 17 |  |
 |
+12% | 0 | 6.39M | 1401 | GFT | Gifto | |
| 18 |  |
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+12% | 38% | 0.03 | 34.9M | 1140 | LA | LATOKEN |
| 19 |  |
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+12% | 0.01 | 18.3M | 1108 | OPEN | Open Custody Protocol | |
| 20 |  |
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+11% | 0.03 | 1.89M | 1822 | VEGA | Vega Protocol | |
| 21 |  |
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+10% | 58% | 0.01 | 60.1M | 827 | TPT | TokenPocket |
| 22 |  |
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+10% | 0.62 | 56M | 1468 | FRONT | Frontier | |
| 23 |  |
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+10% | 0.01 | 58.8M | 696 | KLV | Klever Coin | |
| 24 |  |
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+9% | 0.01 | 14.1M | 1115 | CENNZ | CENNZnet | |
| 25 |  |
 |
+9% | 22% | 0 | 62.5M | 1118 | STC | SaitaChain Coin |
| 26 |  |
 |
+9% | 0.02 | 16M | 1526 | BBF | Bubblefong | |
| 27 |  |
 |
+9% | 28% | 0.08 | 76.5M | 964 | AXEL | AXEL |
| 28 |  |
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+9% | 0.63 | 31.7M | 868 | VXV | Vectorspace AI |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market is a beautiful disaster, full of winners, losers, and coins with names that make you question the sanity of humanity. One thing’s for sure, it’s never boring. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go find out if Hims sells Adderall.