- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $105053.84: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin, the OG crypto, is flexing its muscles again. $105k? Rookie numbers, they say. But let’s be honest, the only thing more volatile than Bitcoin is my ex’s mood swings after a triple espresso.
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3975.76: ⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum, the Robin to Bitcoin’s Batman (or is it the other way around?), is quietly making moves, even if it can’t quite keep up with its big brother. I guess some sidekicks are destined to live in the shadows.
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $29.36: ⭐⭐
- Chainlink, the oracle of the blockchain, is still trying to find its footing. With a name that sounds like a bad 90s boy band, it’s no wonder people are sleeping on this one. But hey, maybe a rebrand and some new choreography will help.
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.4: ⭐
- Dogecoin. Much wow. Such price. Very stability. No, seriously, who let the dogs out? And why are they still worth money? This is the kind of logic that makes me question the sanity of humanity.
- XRP (XRP)
- $2.41: ⭐⭐
- XRP, the legal enigma wrapped in a blockchain riddle, is still hanging around. It’s like that one friend who crashes on your couch for months and never pays rent. You’re not sure why they’re there, but you’re too awkward to ask them to leave.
Amidst the chaos of Wall Street bankers mainlining Adderall to survive 90-hour workweeks (because apparently, cocaine’s so last century), Bitcoin’s market cap has surged to a mind-boggling $2.2 trillion. Is this a sign of a healthy market or just another symptom of a late-stage capitalist hellscape? Your guess is as good as mine, especially since I couldn’t get a prescription for Adderall. (Just kidding…mostly). While some Redditors are banging their meat over Bitcoin’s rise, others are predicting a Monday morning dump. Meanwhile, across the pond, Europoors are celebrating their first taste of a 100k Bitcoin. Ah yes, the sweet smell of financial instability.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+3% | 94% | 105054 | 2.21T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 1 |  |
 |
+3% | 3975.76 | 479B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 2 |  |
 |
57% | 2.41 | 241B | 4 | XRP | XRP | |
| 3 |  |
 |
1 | 143B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 4 |  |
 |
+2% | 222.88 | 132B | 5 | SOL | Solana | |
| 5 |  |
 |
+1% | 714.89 | 103B | 6 | BNB | BNB | |
| 6 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.4 | 59.6B | 7 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 7 |  |
 |
+4% | 78% | 1.09 | 49.1B | 9 | ADA | Cardano |
| 8 |  |
 |
1 | 42.1B | 8 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 9 |  |
 |
+3% | 3972.08 | 39B | 10148 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 10 |  |
 |
+4% | 6.4 | 32.7B | 13 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 11 |  |
 |
+2% | 29.36 | 29.4B | 12 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 12 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.28 | 24.8B | 10149 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 13 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.28 | 24.5B | 10 | TRX | TRON | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+3% | 57% | 49.96 | 35.8B | 11 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 15 |  |
 |
60% | 0.42 | 21B | 17 | XLM | Stellar | |
| 16 |  |
 |
+2% | 16.74 | 16.7B | 20 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 17 |  |
 |
+2% | 54.4 | 16.3B | 49 | OKB | OKB | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+2% | 0 | 16.2B | 14 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 19 |  |
 |
+5% | 13.84 | 15.7B | 25 | APT | Aptos | |
| 20 |  |
 |
0.28 | 14.2B | 10231 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | ||
| 21 |  |
 |
+3% | 104608 | 14.2B | 10151 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 22 |  |
 |
76% | 0.28 | 14.2B | 18 | HBAR | Hedera | |
| 23 |  |
 |
+5% | 8.89 | 13.6B | 16 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 24 |  |
 |
+5% | 6.7 | 13.1B | 39 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 25 |  |
 |
+6% | 29% | 2.56 | 11B | 50 | OP | Optimism |
| 26 |  |
 |
+2% | 94% | 542.36 | 11.4B | 19 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 27 |  |
 |
+4% | 89% | 120.31 | 10.1B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 28 |  |
 |
+5% | 1.01 | 10.1B | 38 | ARB | Arbitrum |
So, there you have it. The crypto market, everyone’s favorite rollercoaster with no safety bars. Buckle up, buttercup, because it’s gonna be a wild ride. In the immortal words of one wise Redditor, “Cheers genitals!” 🍻