- REV (Revain)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Holy moly, Revain! An 807% jump in 24 hours? Someone call the burn unit, because this coin is ON FIRE. Even Bitcoin CEO is impressed and may be considering running a sale. Either way, supply shock should be coming very soon!
- RFR (Refereum)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Refereum’s up 69%? Nice. Not quite as explosive as Revain, but still a respectable pump. Maybe they finally figured out how to make those referrals work… or maybe it’s just another pump and dump. Time will tell. In other news: there are 49 million kangaroos in Australia and only 3.5 million people in Uruguay. So, if the kangaroos decide to invade, each Uruguayan would have to fight 14 kangaroos. Just saying… it’s good to have a backup plan.
- SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- SONM, down 25%? Ouch. That’s gotta hurt. It’s like watching your favorite sports team fumble the ball in the last seconds of the game. Brutal. Maybe they should consider adding a few kangaroos to their team for some extra kick.
- QOM (Shiba Predator)
- $0.00: ⭐
- Shiba Predator… seriously? I’m starting to think these coin names are generated by a random word generator. And a 1% gain? Thrilling. About as exciting as watching paint dry. At least it’s not negative, I guess. Baby steps, people, baby steps.
- VAI (Vai)
- $1.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- Vai, holding steady at $1. Not bad, not great. It’s like the reliable friend in your group who always shows up, but never really does anything too crazy. Consistent, if nothing else. Kind of like Bitcoin at 105k … a god-candle, as they say… just another day for MicroStrategy, soon to be in S&P.
Speaking of Wall Street and questionable stimulants… looks like our crypto market has taken a few notes! The WSJ reports young bankers are popping ADHD pills like Tic Tacs to survive 90-hour workweeks. Ironic, isn’t it? They’re using drugs to focus on spreadsheets while we’re laser-focused on making gains… without the prescription. Maybe they should try ‘HODLing’ - it’s the only prescription you need for diamond hands. Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming… some of these coins in the 10M fully diluted market cap list are making me question life choices. Like, seriously, ‘Shiba Predator’? Are we hunting virtual dogs now? Someone needs to do a wellness check on the crypto community.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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0.07 | 0 | 4166 | STRAX | Stratis [Old] | ||
| 1 |  |
 |
+3% | 0 | 172K | 2517 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 2 |  |
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-25% | 0 | 183K | 2470 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |
| 3 |  |
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+69% | 0 | 227K | 2425 | RFR | Refereum | |
| 4 |  |
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+2% | 79% | 0 | 420K | 2331 | DAWN | Dawn Protocol |
| 5 |  |
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+3% | 0 | 426K | 2265 | DREP | Drep [new] | |
| 6 |  |
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88% | 0 | 459K | 2273 | YLD | Yield App | |
| 7 |  |
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+47% | 99% | 0 | 539K | 2209 | MARO | Maro |
| 8 |  |
 |
+3% | 14% | 0 | 620K | 2597 | PTS | Petals |
| 9 |  |
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-1% | 30% | 0.01 | 954K | 2373 | HSF | Hillstone Finance |
| 10 |  |
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0.01 | 1.05M | 2019 | GRV | Grove Coin | ||
| 11 |  |
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-1% | 97% | 0.02 | 1.51M | 1897 | WAIT | Hourglass |
| 12 |  |
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+807% | 0 | 1.7M | 1847 | REV | Revain | |
| 13 |  |
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2% | 0 | 1.75M | 2676 | GF | GuildFi | |
| 14 |  |
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79% | 0 | 1.87M | 1893 | FOR | ForTube | |
| 15 |  |
 |
+2% | 99% | 0 | 1.91M | 1812 | OOKI | Ooki Protocol |
| 16 |  |
 |
+14% | 0.03 | 1.95M | 1815 | VEGA | Vega Protocol | |
| 17 |  |
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+1% | 69% | 0 | 3.13M | 1770 | TAMA | Tamadoge |
| 18 |  |
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+2% | 58% | 0 | 2.48M | 1904 | LYRA | Lyra |
| 19 |  |
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+3% | 54% | 0 | 2.48M | 1926 | SSG | SOMESING |
| 20 |  |
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+1% | 0.21 | 2.61M | 1711 | RGT | Rari Governance Token | |
| 21 |  |
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-1% | 65% | 0 | 2.74M | 1824 | RFOX | RFOX |
| 22 |  |
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+2% | 52% | 0 | 3.15M | 1854 | WOZX | Efforce |
| 23 |  |
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+1% | 59% | 0 | 5.25M | 1639 | QOM | Shiba Predator |
| 24 |  |
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+4% | 0 | 3.17M | 2163 | THN | Throne | |
| 25 |  |
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89% | 0.04 | 3.62M | 1630 | WTC | Waltonchain | |
| 26 |  |
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+5% | 92% | 0 | 3.27M | 1651 | BWO | Battle World |
| 27 |  |
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39% | 1 | 8.45M | 1619 | VAI | Vai | |
| 28 |  |
 |
100% | 0 | 3.38M | 1614 | TABOO | TABOO TOKEN |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market, always a source of endless entertainment and existential dread. One minute you’re up, the next you’re down. It’s like a rollercoaster designed by a sadist. But hey, at least we’re not Wall Street bankers snorting crushed-up Adderall… right? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go bang my meat in celebration of Bitcoin’s new ATH.