Featured image of post 2024-12-18: Crypto Bloodbath

2024-12-18: Crypto Bloodbath

Markets are down spirits arewell lets just say theyre matching the portfolio colors Its a real House of Cards situation out here folks

  • BONK (Bonk)
    • $0.00: ⭐
    • From the name itself, you know this coin is all hype and no substance. Down 4%? That’s cute. Wait till it goes full Doge and gets rugged.
  • FET (Artificial Superintelligence Alliance)
    • $1.59: ⭐⭐
    • An AI alliance? Sounds ominous. Also, down 6%. Maybe the robots are shorting it. Who needs Skynet when you have market manipulation?
  • ORDI (ORDI)
    • $32.84: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Ordi? More like ‘Ordinary Losses’. Down 5%? At least it is better than my dating life.
  • CTXC (Cortex)
    • $0.32: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Down 17%? Ouch. That’s not a dip, that’s a Grand Canyon-sized plunge. Looks like even the ‘brains’ of the crypto world aren’t immune to gravity.
  • BabyDoge (Baby Doge Coin)
    • $0.00: ⭐
    • BabyDoge is proving the adage ‘cute, but not effective’. When the daddy doge doesn’t do well, the babies suffer. It’s brutal out here in these digital streets.

Remember that Reddit post about MicroStrategy going bankrupt if Bitcoin falls below $23,000? Good times. Well, Bitcoin isn’t there yet but the fear is palpable. Today’s data shows some coins clinging on for dear life, while others are in freefall. It’s like watching a slow-motion train wreck, but with digital currencies. Popcorn, anyone?


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -4% 81% 0 3.16B 56 BONK Bonk
1 -6% 89% 1.59 4.33B 39 FET Artificial Superintelligence Alliance
2 -5% 0 792M 141 BabyDoge Baby Doge Coin
3 -5% 98% 0.04 2.05B 64 JASMY JasmyCoin
4 -6% 100% 32.84 690M 132 ORDI ORDI
5 -3% 1.92 535M 158 SUSHI SushiSwap
6 4.82 2.68B 82 RAY Raydium
7 -7% 0.06 279M 264 PEOPLE ConstitutionDAO
8 -17% 75% 0.32 95.3M 577 CTXC Cortex
9 +5% 56% 1.82 182M 477 AVA AVA (Travala)
10 -6% 22% 1.86 1.86B 180 ARKM Arkham
11 +4% 37% 2.35 2.35B 119 RON Ronin
12 6.13 1.58B 106 PENDLE Pendle
13 +2% 4.04 7.26B 40 OM MANTRA
14 -4% 68% 1.17 704M 163 CTC Creditcoin
15 -6% 84% 0.55 546M 169 ZRX 0x Protocol
16 +5% 24% 0.03 946M 297 VELO Velo
17 -7% 44% 1.22 2.56B 99 CORE Core
18 -7% 0.01 571M 146 CKB Nervos Network
19 -3% 5.26 26.3M 953 OG OG Fan Token
20 -6% 53% 0.01 1.3B 130 RSR Reserve Rights
21 -7% 0.6 595M 284 YGG Yield Guild Games
22 -6% 0.02 460M 306 SUN Sun [New]
23 -6% 0.5 590M 226 LUNA Terra
24 -7% 94% 1.97 197M 342 LQTY Liquity
25 -8% 26.42 313M 252 SSV ssv.network
26 -13% 84% 0.27 264M 311 CHR Chromia
27 +2% 0.01 54.9M 709 TROY TROY
28 -5% 96% 0.24 35.5M 823 ADX AdEx

Crypto is the wild west, but with less tumbleweeds and more liquidation notices. Remember folks, the best way to make a small fortune in crypto is to start with a large one. Cheers to another day of thrilling financial self-sabotage!

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