- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $104243.66: ⭐⭐
- So, Bitcoin’s down 2% in 24 hours? Big whoop. At this point, I’m more surprised when it doesn’t lose value. Maybe that Reddit post about MicroStrategy going bankrupt if BTC dips below $23,000 is starting to look less like a joke and more like a prophecy. Hold on to your butts, folks.
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.38: ⭐⭐⭐
- Ah, Dogecoin. The meme coin that just won’t die. It’s down 3%, but who cares? It’s Dogecoin! It exists solely to defy logic and make us question the nature of reality. Plus, Elon loves it. Or something. Buy the dip (or don’t).
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $27.24: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink, the quiet overachiever of the crypto world. While the market’s busy having a meltdown, LINK is just chilling, connecting blockchains and stuff. Down 3%, but honestly, it’s probably fine. Maybe it’s time to short it, or maybe just buy some quantum computing stocks to hedge against the impending crypto apocalypse (thanks for the tip, Reddit).
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3849.4: ⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum, the Robin to Bitcoin’s Batman (or maybe the other way around? I always get those two mixed up). Down 3%, but hey, at least it’s not as volatile as some of the other coins out there. That whole ‘digital oil’ thing is starting to sound kinda appealing right now, actually.
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.0: ⭐
- Shiba Inu is down 4%. Let’s be real, is anyone surprised at this point? It’s Shiba Inu
Remember that time someone YOLO’d $35,000 in credit card debt into Bitcoin at $44,000? Well, with BTC now at a measly $104,243, they’re probably sweating bullets. Not quite the Lambo-buying, early-retirement scenario they envisioned. Classic WSB move, right? This perfectly illustrates the current state of the market: pure, unadulterated chaos. And while everyone’s fixated on Bitcoin’s every move, Dogecoin is out here… doing Dogecoin things. Meanwhile, someone on Reddit just realized they’re this close to being richer than Bill Gates, thanks to Satoshi’s mysterious stash. So, yeah, business as usual in the crypto Wild West.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-2% | 94% | 104244 | 2.19T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 1 |  |
 |
-3% | 3849.4 | 464B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 2 |  |
 |
57% | 2.52 | 252B | 3 | XRP | XRP | |
| 3 |  |
 |
1 | 143B | 4 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 4 |  |
 |
216.18 | 128B | 5 | SOL | Solana | ||
| 5 |  |
 |
712.95 | 103B | 6 | BNB | BNB | ||
| 6 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.38 | 56.6B | 7 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-3% | 78% | 1.02 | 46.1B | 9 | ADA | Cardano |
| 8 |  |
 |
1 | 42.5B | 8 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 9 |  |
 |
-3% | 3845.08 | 37.7B | 10200 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-5% | 5.7 | 29.2B | 14 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-3% | 27.24 | 27.2B | 12 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 12 |  |
 |
-6% | 0.27 | 23.9B | 10201 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-6% | 0.27 | 23.5B | 10 | TRX | TRON | |
| 14 |  |
 |
60% | 0.42 | 21.1B | 16 | XLM | Stellar | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-4% | 57% | 46.54 | 33.3B | 11 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 16 |  |
 |
+2% | 16.33 | 16.3B | 20 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-3% | 51.51 | 15.5B | 50 | OKB | OKB | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-4% | 0 | 15.1B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 19 |  |
 |
+5% | 0.29 | 14.6B | 10280 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 20 |  |
 |
+5% | 76% | 0.29 | 14.6B | 18 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 21 |  |
 |
-10% | 12.6 | 14.3B | 25 | APT | Aptos | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-2% | 103722 | 14.1B | 10203 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-4% | 8.24 | 12.6B | 17 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 24 |  |
 |
-5% | 6.1 | 11.9B | 42 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-2% | 94% | 521.91 | 11B | 19 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 26 |  |
 |
+2% | 89% | 120.19 | 10.1B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 27 |  |
 |
-4% | 31% | 2.33 | 9.99B | 48 | OP | Optimism |
| 28 |  |
 |
9.54 | 9.4B | 23 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO |
So, there you have it, folks. Another day, another crypto dumpster fire. But hey, at least we have Dogecoin to laugh at. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go YOLO my life savings on a meme coin and hope for the best. What could possibly go wrong? #Bitcoin #Crypto #WSB #YOLO #Dogecoin #ToTheMoon (Maybe)