- KAI (KardiaChain)
- $0.01: ⭐⭐
- KAI - leading the charge with a 67% 24-hour change. Pump it! Dump it! This ain’t your grandma’s bingo night. Though, its massive pump gives us anxiety for correction, it’s more like that guy who bets it all on red, then switches to black at the last second. Wild times, baby!
- GXA (GALAXIA)
- $0.00: ⭐
- GXA clocks in with a respectable 41% increase. Is it enough to escape the fiery pits of despair? Doubtful. This is like showing up to a poker game with pocket deuces after Satoshi just raked the pot with a royal flush. Good luck, buddy.
- SDEX (SmarDex)
- $0.02: ⭐⭐⭐
- SDEX - trying to be smart, but not quite smart enough. It’s up 32% in 24 hours! But, the debt is not price based liquidation, it is date based. If your coin is not listed in $RXD or $VERI, this is the new definition of gambling.
- PRQ (PARSIQ)
- $0.19: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- PRQ - up 22% - maybe there’s hope for this one? Nah, probably not. Still, it’s like finding a $20 bill in your old jeans after you’ve already declared bankruptcy. A small win, but ultimately meaningless.
- PIT (Pitbull)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- PIT - because every crypto portfolio needs a mascot. This coin is up 4% and it’s adorable…ly worthless. It’s like bringing a chihuahua to a dog fight. Cute, but not exactly intimidating.
While Satoshi Nakamoto is chilling with Bloomberg (16th richest person in the world when BTC hit $106k), these 10M market cap cryptos are playing a deadly game of limbo. How low can they go? We’re about to find out.
Oh, and remember that guy who YOLO’d $35k in credit card debt into Bitcoin at $44k? Yeah, he’s probably sweating bullets right now, unless he took the advice from Reddit and rolled his debt into an interest-free credit card like some kind of financial wizard. Either way, this market is a casino, and the house always wins… or does it? (Spoiler: It probably does.)
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+67% | 95% | 0.01 | 25.8M | 926 | KAI | KardiaChain |
| 1 |  |
 |
+41% | 0 | 15.8M | 1470 | GXA | GALAXIA | |
| 2 |  |
 |
+32% | 0.02 | 157M | 392 | SDEX | SmarDex | |
| 3 |  |
 |
+22% | 61% | 0.19 | 95.4M | 636 | PRQ | PARSIQ |
| 4 |  |
 |
+17% | 92% | 0 | 3.74M | 1595 | BWO | Battle World |
| 5 |  |
 |
+13% | 0 | 438K | 2270 | DREP | Drep [new] | |
| 6 |  |
 |
+12% | 0.07 | 216M | 319 | DAG | Constellation | |
| 7 |  |
 |
+12% | 0.16 | 638M | 518 | APX | APX | |
| 8 |  |
 |
+10% | 33.83 | 20.5M | 1099 | KWENTA | Kwenta | |
| 9 |  |
 |
+10% | 58% | 0 | 20.4M | 1164 | RXD | Radiant |
| 10 |  |
 |
+8% | 0.02 | 15.7M | 1527 | BBF | Bubblefong | |
| 11 |  |
 |
+8% | 77% | 0.04 | 3.58M | 1679 | OAX | OAX |
| 12 |  |
 |
+8% | 53% | 0.01 | 14.2M | 1326 | FNCY | FNCY |
| 13 |  |
 |
+8% | 20.78 | 2.08B | 6452 | VERI | Veritaseum | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+8% | 48% | 2.01 | 40.2M | 986 | PLU | Pluton |
| 15 |  |
 |
+8% | 0.77 | 85.6M | 553 | USDX | USDX [Kava] | |
| 16 |  |
 |
+7% | 99% | 0.03 | 54.7M | 654 | NCT | PolySwarm |
| 17 |  |
 |
+7% | 0.11 | 1.15B | 1562 | CBG | Chainbing | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+7% | 0 | 130K | 2579 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 19 |  |
 |
+7% | 0.04 | 44.7M | 1200 | SRM | Serum | |
| 20 |  |
 |
+7% | 5.78 | 88.4M | 536 | FORTH | Ampleforth Governance Token | |
| 21 |  |
 |
+7% | 24% | 0.03 | 940M | 295 | VELO | Velo |
| 22 |  |
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+5% | 0.64 | 640M | 226 | TRIBE | Tribe | |
| 23 |  |
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+5% | 0.93 | 36.2M | 802 | ADS | Adshares | |
| 24 |  |
 |
+5% | 0.3 | 135M | 449 | TLOS | Telos | |
| 25 |  |
 |
+5% | 0.29 | 31.2M | 861 | MOON | r/CryptoCurrency Moons | |
| 26 |  |
 |
+5% | 29% | 0.02 | 124M | 793 | LOCUS | Locus Chain |
| 27 |  |
 |
+5% | 0.01 | 55.7M | 702 | TROY | TROY | |
| 28 |  |
 |
+4% | 40% | 0 | 40.8M | 1049 | PIT | Pitbull |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market - a beautiful disaster. Where fortunes are made and lost faster than you can say “HODL.” Remember, kids, don’t invest more than you can afford to lose, especially if you’re taking financial advice from Reddit. Stay tuned for the next episode of ‘Crypto Carnage,’ where we’ll see which coins survive and which ones become the next meme-worthy cautionary tale. Wait… what’s cooler than $100k? 1 BTC!