- MRS(Metars Genesis)
- $5.14: ⭐⭐⭐
- Metars Genesis, defying the odds (and gravity?), shot up 128% over 7 days. Is this the metaverse messiah or just another pump-and-dump drama? Place your bets, folks. The house always wins (except when it doesn’t).
- ANT(Aragon)
- $1.56: ⭐⭐
- Aragon, down 18% this week. Not quite the apocalypse, but enough to make you question your life choices (and your crypto portfolio). Maybe try shorting it like the WSB geniuses suggest? Disclaimer: This is not financial advice, just a desperate attempt at humor in a bear market.
- CTXC(Cortex)
- $0.31: ⭐
- Cortex plunged 51% this week. Ouch. That’s the kind of performance that makes you want to join a support group (or maybe start a meme coin based on your crippling losses). Remember, ‘buy the dip’ is only funny when the dip stops dipping.
- WILD(Wilder World)
- $0.75: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Wilder World, holding relatively steady this week. In a market where ‘stable’ means ’not completely imploding,’ that’s actually a win. Maybe it’s the name? ‘Wilder World’ sounds like a place where quantum computer attacks and YOLOing credit card debt are just another Tuesday.
- BOND(BarnBridge)
- $0.66: ⭐⭐
- BarnBridge, down 41% this week. Remember kids, ‘decentralized finance’ doesn’t mean ‘immune to market forces.’ It just means you can lose your money without a middleman.
Amidst the wreckage of today’s crypto market, where even Bitcoin flirted with a $23,000 drop (sending shivers down Michael Saylor’s spine), some altcoins in our 10M group are experiencing their own rollercoaster ride. Buckle up, because this isn’t your textbook efficient market – it’s more like a WSB casino where fart jokes somehow become investment strategies.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-42% | 1.56 | 67.4M | 594 | ANT | Aragon | |
| 1 |  |
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-28% | 0.01 | 6.31M | 1926 | DG | Decentral Games | |
| 2 |  |
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-23% | 8% | 5.14 | 5.14B | 221 | MRS | Metars Genesis |
| 3 |  |
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-23% | 0.02 | 1.53M | 1898 | VEGA | Vega Protocol | |
| 4 |  |
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-22% | 0.07 | 67.6M | 621 | POLY | Polymath | |
| 5 |  |
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-21% | 0 | 129K | 2546 | RFR | Refereum | |
| 6 |  |
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-21% | 75% | 0.31 | 94.1M | 580 | CTXC | Cortex |
| 7 |  |
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-17% | 0 | 3.22M | 2166 | THN | Throne | |
| 8 |  |
 |
-17% | 0.16 | 5.43M | 1639 | DUST | Dust Protocol | |
| 9 |  |
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-17% | 54% | 0 | 10.1M | 1444 | FRA | Fractal Network |
| 10 |  |
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-16% | 0.23 | 217M | 532 | WRX | WazirX | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-16% | 74% | 0.75 | 377M | 262 | WILD | Wilder World |
| 12 |  |
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-15% | 84% | 0.27 | 263M | 309 | CHR | Chromia |
| 13 |  |
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-15% | 0.24 | 47M | 708 | ARRR | Pirate Chain | |
| 14 |  |
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-15% | 77% | 0.02 | 18.7M | 1108 | IMGNAI | imgnAI |
| 15 |  |
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-14% | 0 | 245K | 2422 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |
| 16 |  |
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-14% | 0.02 | 10.5M | 1224 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 17 |  |
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-14% | 33% | 0.54 | 271M | 512 | TKO | Toko Token |
| 18 |  |
 |
-14% | 0.13 | 62.7M | 654 | BLZ | Bluzelle | |
| 19 |  |
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-13% | 71% | 0 | 20M | 1114 | BAD | Bad Idea AI |
| 20 |  |
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-12% | 0.33 | 335M | 256 | BICO | Biconomy | |
| 21 |  |
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-12% | 86% | 0.34 | 339M | 259 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 22 |  |
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-12% | 0.03 | 68.3M | 645 | META | Metadium | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-12% | 0.52 | 52M | 973 | STOS | Stratos | |
| 24 |  |
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-12% | 2.04 | 66.9M | 596 | GNS | Gains Network | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-12% | 99% | 0 | 1.61M | 1868 | OOKI | Ooki Protocol |
| 26 |  |
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-12% | 38% | 0.03 | 29.8M | 1188 | LA | LATOKEN |
| 27 |  |
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-11% | 44% | 19.33 | 193M | 535 | MPL | Maple |
| 28 |  |
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-11% | 79% | 0.66 | 6.6M | 1459 | BOND | BarnBridge |
The crypto market today looks like a toddler’s playroom after a sugar rush – chaotic, messy, and full of tears (mostly yours). But hey, at least it’s entertaining. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go hedge my portfolio with quantum computing stocks and fart futures.