- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐
- Shiba Inu, the Dogecoin killer that never was. Down, but hey, at least it’s not zero… yet. Maybe those WSB gamblers who YOLO’d their credit card debt into Bitcoin at $44k should’ve bought SHIB instead. At least the losses would be less embarrassing.
- BTCB (Bitcoin BEP2)
- $103969.31: ⭐⭐
- BTCB, Bitcoin’s awkward cousin on the Binance Smart Chain. It’s like Bitcoin, but cheaper… and somehow, even sadder. Down 3%, because why not?
- BCH (Bitcoin Cash)
- $519.04: ⭐⭐
- Remember when Bitcoin Cash was supposed to be the real Bitcoin? Good times. Down 3% - more like Bitcoin Trash, am I right?
- LTC (Litecoin)
- $119.14: ⭐⭐⭐
- Litecoin, the silver to Bitcoin’s gold…or maybe the nickel. Up 1%, which in this market is basically like winning the lottery. Congrats, you haven’t completely imploded.
- HBAR (Hedera)
- $0.29: ⭐
- Hedera. Up 1%? In this market? That’s called a dead cat bounce. Don’t get too excited.
Remember all that hype about Bitcoin hitting $100k? Lol. Turns out, that was the cue for the entire market to implode. Even our mysterious overlord, Satoshi Nakamoto, briefly richer than Michael Bloomberg, is probably sweating bullets now. Just like MicroStrategy, if Bitcoin dips below $23k (and let’s be real, it totally could), everyone’s going down with the ship. It’s not just Bitcoin, though. Look at this data, it’s a sea of red. Shiba Inu is down, Bitcoin Cash is down. It’s like a quantum computer attack from a rogue nation – just slower and more painful.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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1 | 68.3M | 588 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 1 |  |
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1 | 497M | 161 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 2 |  |
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-7% | 88% | 1728.84 | 1.74B | 73 | MKR | Maker |
| 3 |  |
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-8% | 81% | 121.86 | 1.81B | 78 | QNT | Quant |
| 4 |  |
 |
-8% | 2.05 | 2.05B | 66 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 5 |  |
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-4% | 8.34 | 3.26B | 46 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 6 |  |
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+1% | 219.86 | 4.06B | 36 | XMR | Monero | |
| 7 |  |
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-1% | 93% | 0.05 | 4.68B | 34 | VET | VeChain |
| 8 |  |
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1 | 5.36B | 30 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 9 |  |
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-1% | 0.18 | 5.51B | 31 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 10 |  |
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-5% | 0.55 | 5.51B | 105 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 11 |  |
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-4% | 11.86 | 6.25B | 28 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 12 |  |
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-5% | 71% | 31.59 | 6.66B | 32 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 13 |  |
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-3% | 103969 | 6.79B | 10212 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 14 |  |
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-4% | 54% | 1.19 | 7.38B | 37 | MNT | Mantle |
| 15 |  |
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-6% | 6.2 | 7.6B | 24 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 16 |  |
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-5% | 0.93 | 9.3B | 38 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 17 |  |
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9.54 | 9.4B | 23 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 18 |  |
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+1% | 89% | 119.14 | 10B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 19 |  |
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-4% | 31% | 2.33 | 10B | 48 | OP | Optimism |
| 20 |  |
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-3% | 94% | 519.04 | 10.9B | 19 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 21 |  |
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-5% | 6.08 | 11.9B | 42 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 22 |  |
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-5% | 8.22 | 12.6B | 17 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-2% | 103621 | 14.1B | 10208 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 24 |  |
 |
-9% | 12.61 | 14.3B | 25 | APT | Aptos | |
| 25 |  |
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+1% | 0.29 | 14.4B | 10285 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 26 |  |
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+1% | 76% | 0.29 | 14.4B | 18 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 27 |  |
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-4% | 0 | 15.1B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 28 |  |
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-3% | 51.36 | 15.4B | 50 | OKB | OKB |
So, in conclusion, the crypto market is a dumpster fire. If you’re not already shorting everything, what are you even doing? Remember kids, in the immortal words of WSB, “Stonks only go up…except when they don’t.” Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to hedge with quantum computing stocks.