- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $101619.26: ⭐⭐
- Bitcoin, the supposed digital gold, is down 2%. My grandma’s dentures have more upside. Should’ve bought that dip at $69k, eh? Now it’s just dipping into despair. At least it’s still #1… for now.
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3690.39: ⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum, the king of smart contracts, lost 4%. Not so smart today, is it? Still, it’s a better bet than leasing an empty office building, like Amazon. Maybe they should build a virtual HQ on the blockchain.
- XRP (XRP)
- $2.38: ⭐
- XRP dipped 5%. Remember when this was supposed to be the future of banking? It’s got a lower price than my morning coffee. Might as well use it for tipping baristas… if they even accept it. Can you hear me? I am behind Wendys, I lost my girlfirend because I can not effort it, lost my job after RTO, will do anything for 20 bucks..
- SOL (Solana)
- $211.78: ⭐⭐
- Solana, the so-called “Ethereum killer”, down 2%… more like the “portfolio killer” today. It’s faster, cheaper… and sinking faster than a ship with too many office leases.
Remember that Reddit post about portfolios getting wrecked? Turns out, JPow’s at it again. This bloodbath isn’t just stocks; our beloved crypto is drowning in red. Let’s not forget Amazon’s “return to work” fiasco – maybe they’ll accept Bitcoin for Prime subscriptions now that everyone’s broke. Oh, and DOGE… still dodging relevance.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-2% | 94% | 101619 | 2.13T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 1 |  |
 |
-4% | 3690.39 | 445B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-5% | 57% | 2.38 | 238B | 4 | XRP | XRP |
| 3 |  |
 |
1 | 143B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 4 |  |
 |
-2% | 211.78 | 125B | 5 | SOL | Solana | |
| 5 |  |
 |
-1% | 701.09 | 101B | 6 | BNB | BNB | |
| 6 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.36 | 53.5B | 7 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-3% | 78% | 0.98 | 44.3B | 9 | ADA | Cardano |
| 8 |  |
 |
1 | 42.4B | 8 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 9 |  |
 |
-4% | 3682.43 | 36.1B | 10218 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-3% | 5.48 | 28B | 14 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-8% | 24.86 | 24.9B | 12 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 12 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.26 | 23.1B | 10219 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.26 | 22.8B | 10 | TRX | TRON | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-4% | 60% | 0.41 | 20.3B | 16 | XLM | Stellar |
| 15 |  |
 |
-7% | 57% | 42.98 | 30.8B | 11 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 16 |  |
 |
-10% | 14.65 | 14.6B | 20 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-5% | 48.7 | 14.6B | 49 | OKB | OKB | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-1% | 76% | 0.29 | 14.4B | 18 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 19 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.29 | 14.4B | 10299 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-5% | 0 | 14.2B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 21 |  |
 |
-2% | 101128 | 13.6B | 10221 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-5% | 11.95 | 13.5B | 26 | APT | Aptos | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-7% | 7.64 | 11.7B | 17 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 24 |  |
 |
-7% | 5.66 | 11.1B | 41 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-7% | 94% | 483.1 | 10.1B | 19 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 26 |  |
 |
-7% | 31% | 2.15 | 9.23B | 50 | OP | Optimism |
| 27 |  |
 |
-9% | 89% | 109.22 | 9.17B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 28 |  |
 |
-4% | 9.08 | 8.95B | 21 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO |
Well, that was a fun ride, right? (Wrong). The crypto market is bleeding, and JPow’s holding the knife. Remember, buy high, sell low – that’s the WSB motto, right? Wait… Maybe I should just buy some rope. Anyone selling?