- STRAX (Stratis [Old])
- $0.05: ⭐
- Stratis [Old]? More like Stratis [Moldy]. A -10% drop in 24 hours? Even a moldy sandwich has more upside potential. Did they buy new commercial real-estate location, so they need to quite fire their employess? Maybe they forgot to find new office space?
- RFR (Refereum)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Refer-what? Refer-who? With a price tag approaching zero, it’s more a ‘refer-no’ from me. Even with a +12% bump, it’s still digital dust. Return to office is definitely required for them.
- GF (GuildFi)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- Guild-Why? This coin is up 20%! In a sea of red, that’s like finding a slightly less bruised apple in a dumpster. But a 2% circulating percentage? Someone’s holding a lot of Guild-Guilt.
- RGT (Rari Governance Token)
- $0.21: ⭐
- Rari? More like ‘Rarely makes a profit.’ At least it’s not dropping today? But with zero info on circulating percentage, this one is as clear as mud.
- TABOO (TABOO TOKEN)
- $0.00: ⭐
- TABOO? The only thing taboo here is putting your money into this. Down 6%? At this price, it’s not even worth stealing. I should probably sell everything and go all cash an hour before a Fed meeting next time
Amidst a bloodbath in the broader market (thanks, JPow! -1700€ in an hour!), some obscure cryptos with ‘fully diluted market caps’ under 10M are experiencing their own special kind of dumpster fire. Remember those Dominos Bitcoin pizza days? Pepperoni and potential riches? Yeah, these coins are more like pineapple on anchovy - a bad joke. Even my Pokémon portfolio is doing better than this. Let’s dive into this mess, shall we?
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-10% | 0.05 | 0 | 4297 | STRAX | Stratis [Old] | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-1% | 0 | 129K | 2577 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 2 |  |
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+12% | 0 | 145K | 2519 | RFR | Refereum | |
| 3 |  |
 |
-22% | 0 | 191K | 2460 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |
| 4 |  |
 |
-5% | 79% | 0 | 406K | 2335 | DAWN | Dawn Protocol |
| 5 |  |
 |
-4% | 0 | 400K | 2278 | DREP | Drep [new] | |
| 6 |  |
 |
-15% | 99% | 0 | 416K | 2268 | MARO | Maro |
| 7 |  |
 |
88% | 0 | 459K | 2272 | YLD | Yield App | |
| 8 |  |
 |
-3% | 14% | 0 | 500K | 2632 | PTS | Petals |
| 9 |  |
 |
-14% | 30% | 0.01 | 692K | 2439 | HSF | Hillstone Finance |
| 10 |  |
 |
-6% | 0.01 | 982K | 2023 | GRV | Grove Coin | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-12% | 97% | 0.01 | 1.25M | 1934 | WAIT | Hourglass |
| 12 |  |
 |
-15% | 99% | 0 | 1.33M | 1904 | OOKI | Ooki Protocol |
| 13 |  |
 |
-7% | 0.02 | 1.37M | 1906 | VEGA | Vega Protocol | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-8% | 79% | 0 | 1.52M | 1941 | FOR | ForTube |
| 15 |  |
 |
-5% | 0 | 1.7M | 1816 | REV | Revain | |
| 16 |  |
 |
+20% | 2% | 0 | 1.91M | 2669 | GF | GuildFi |
| 17 |  |
 |
69% | 0 | 2.73M | 1777 | TAMA | Tamadoge | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-9% | 58% | 0 | 2.21M | 1912 | LYRA | Lyra |
| 19 |  |
 |
+2% | 54% | 0 | 2.33M | 1917 | SSG | SOMESING |
| 20 |  |
 |
-5% | 65% | 0 | 2.36M | 1847 | RFOX | RFOX |
| 21 |  |
 |
-14% | 49% | 0 | 2.55M | 1925 | STRM | StreamCoin |
| 22 |  |
 |
0.21 | 2.62M | 1678 | RGT | Rari Governance Token | ||
| 23 |  |
 |
-11% | 0 | 2.77M | 2185 | THN | Throne | |
| 24 |  |
 |
-1% | 52% | 0 | 2.88M | 1854 | WOZX | Efforce |
| 25 |  |
 |
-6% | 100% | 0 | 2.95M | 1637 | TABOO | TABOO TOKEN |
| 26 |  |
 |
-3% | 59% | 0 | 4.99M | 1633 | QOM | Shiba Predator |
| 27 |  |
 |
-12% | 89% | 0.03 | 3.37M | 1629 | WTC | Waltonchain |
| 28 |  |
 |
-10% | 0.04 | 3.07M | 1624 | FSN | Fusion |
Well, that was a thrilling ride through the crypto sewer. If you’re feeling adventurous, maybe buy the dip? Or maybe just buy a lottery ticket. Odds are similar. It will be green tomorrow at the open, right guys?