- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $97715.70: ⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin, the grandpa of crypto, is down, but honestly, who’s surprised? It’s like watching a tortoise try to outrun a hare - slow and predictable. But hey, at least it’s not DOGE…yet.
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3384.25: ⭐⭐
- Ethereum, the supposed “Bitcoin killer,” is bleeding harder than a horror movie extra. Maybe it should stick to NFTs and leave the real finance to the big boys.
- XRP (XRP)
- $2.29: ⭐
- Ah, XRP. Remember when it was pumping? Those were the days. Now it’s following the rest of the alts down the drain. Should’ve sold when you had the chance, folks.
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.32:
- Dogecoin, the currency based on a meme, is worth about as much as a used napkin. Don’t cry for me, Dogecoin. You had a good run, for a joke.
- SOL (Solana)
- $191.73: ⭐⭐
- Solana’s tanking faster than my hopes of ever owning a yacht. What happened to ‘Solana Summer’? Guess it got rained out.
Turns out, crypto influencers aren’t financial gurus (shocker!). Hailey Welch, the “Hawk Tuah girl,” is getting sued over a memecoin collapse. It’s a whole saga – plummeting prices, angry investors, and the Paul brothers somehow involved. Classic. Meanwhile, Hut 8’s buying Bitcoin like it’s going out of style, while El Salvador’s doubling down despite the IMF throwing shade. It’s all a dumpster fire, folks, and we’re just here for the popcorn.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-3% | 94% | 97715.7 | 2.05T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 1 |  |
 |
-8% | 3384.25 | 408B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-3% | 57% | 2.29 | 229B | 4 | XRP | XRP |
| 3 |  |
 |
1 | 143B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 4 |  |
 |
-9% | 191.73 | 113B | 6 | SOL | Solana | |
| 5 |  |
 |
-3% | 673.35 | 97B | 5 | BNB | BNB | |
| 6 |  |
 |
-12% | 0.32 | 46.8B | 7 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 7 |  |
 |
1 | 42.3B | 8 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 8 |  |
 |
-9% | 78% | 0.89 | 40.2B | 9 | ADA | Cardano |
| 9 |  |
 |
-7% | 3389.26 | 33.2B | 10240 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-4% | 5.24 | 26.8B | 13 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-8% | 22.73 | 22.7B | 12 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 12 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.25 | 21.9B | 10241 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.25 | 21.6B | 10 | TRX | TRON | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-8% | 60% | 0.37 | 18.6B | 16 | XLM | Stellar |
| 15 |  |
 |
-8% | 57% | 39.25 | 28.1B | 11 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 16 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.28 | 13.8B | 10320 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-3% | 76% | 0.28 | 13.8B | 18 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 18 |  |
 |
-5% | 45.81 | 13.7B | 46 | OKB | OKB | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-3% | 97386.3 | 13.1B | 10243 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-4% | 11.45 | 13B | 25 | APT | Aptos | |
| 21 |  |
 |
-9% | 0 | 12.9B | 14 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-12% | 12.77 | 12.8B | 21 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-8% | 6.99 | 10.7B | 17 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 24 |  |
 |
-9% | 5.13 | 10B | 43 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 25 |  |
 |
9.04 | 8.91B | 20 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 26 |  |
 |
-8% | 94% | 440.39 | 9.25B | 19 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 27 |  |
 |
-8% | 89% | 100.46 | 8.44B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 28 |  |
 |
-10% | 31% | 1.91 | 8.22B | 51 | OP | Optimism |
So, there you have it: another day, another crypto bloodbath. Remember folks, in the wild west of digital currencies, it’s survival of the fittest. Or, you know, the ones who bought low and sold high. Clearly not us.