- XRP (XRP)
- $0.50: ⭐
- XRP, the king of pump and dumps, lost $7 billion. $7 billion?! That’s enough to buy El Salvador…twice? Maybe? I don’t math good. Anyway, it’s down but not out, just like a cockroach after a nuclear apocalypse. Alts go up together and die together afterwards, as always“
- BTCB (Bitcoin BEP2)
- $95588.21: ⭐⭐
- BTCB, trying to ride Bitcoin’s coattails. Newsflash: coattails don’t exist in the digital realm. You’re not fooling anyone. It’s like a cheap knockoff handbag - looks kinda the same but it’s actually just cheaper.”
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐
- Shiba Inu, still trying to be relevant. Remember when everyone thought this dog-themed memecoin was the next big thing? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Now it’s worth less than a used chew toy. The price makes me wonder, can they crash the price down to 30k so then i can get more?
- MKR (Maker)
- $1603.84: ⭐⭐⭐
- MKR, the only green-ish thing in this sea of red. Maybe there’s hope after all. But not too hopeful. In crypto, hope is usually followed by despair, so enjoy the ride while it lasts.
- CRO (Cronos)
- $0.16: ⭐⭐
- CRO, because Cronos is definitely what I’m yelling at my portfolio right now. I’m so done with Crypto.com now, nothing surprising. Trump meeting with Crypto.com CEO… so that’s why the markets is a dumpster fire, just another Trump business meeting. Good. Now pump Cro you cowards.”
Trump’s crypto-meeting? More like a clown convention. While he’s busy discussing Bitcoin reserves with Crypto.com’s CEO (who looks like he just smelled a week-old Bitcoin pizza), the market is tanking faster than Hailey Welch’s memecoin. XRP lost $7 BILLION in a day…oops. Looks like alt season turned into salt season faster than anyone expected. Hut 8 bought 990 Bitcoin? Classic FOMO move. They probably saw El Salvador ignoring the IMF and thought, “Hey, let’s throw $100 million at this sinking ship too!”
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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1 | 68.2M | 546 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 1 |  |
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1 | 496M | 147 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 2 |  |
 |
-5% | 88% | 1603.84 | 1.61B | 70 | MKR | Maker |
| 3 |  |
 |
-16% | 1.51 | 1.51B | 71 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 4 |  |
 |
-9% | 81% | 103.11 | 1.53B | 75 | QNT | Quant |
| 5 |  |
 |
-13% | 6.43 | 2.51B | 48 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 6 |  |
 |
-15% | 177.02 | 3.27B | 39 | XMR | Monero | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-14% | 93% | 0.04 | 3.72B | 38 | VET | VeChain |
| 8 |  |
 |
-12% | 0.45 | 4.5B | 103 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 9 |  |
 |
-11% | 0.16 | 4.66B | 32 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-11% | 9.75 | 5.14B | 30 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 11 |  |
 |
1 | 5.36B | 29 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 12 |  |
 |
-11% | 71% | 25.8 | 5.44B | 33 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 13 |  |
 |
-14% | 4.88 | 5.99B | 27 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-5% | 95588.2 | 6.24B | 10247 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-4% | 54% | 1.13 | 7.02B | 34 | MNT | Mantle |
| 16 |  |
 |
-12% | 0.74 | 7.39B | 41 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-15% | 31% | 1.8 | 7.72B | 51 | OP | Optimism |
| 18 |  |
 |
-11% | 89% | 96.12 | 8.07B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 19 |  |
 |
-12% | 94% | 420.83 | 8.84B | 20 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 20 |  |
 |
9.04 | 8.9B | 19 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 21 |  |
 |
-13% | 4.86 | 9.52B | 43 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-12% | 6.61 | 10.1B | 18 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-16% | 12.12 | 12.1B | 21 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 24 |  |
 |
-10% | 10.76 | 12.2B | 26 | APT | Aptos | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-12% | 0 | 12.3B | 14 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 26 |  |
 |
-5% | 95579.7 | 12.8B | 10244 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 27 |  |
 |
-7% | 76% | 0.27 | 13.3B | 17 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 28 |  |
 |
-7% | 0.27 | 13.3B | 10321 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR |
So, there you have it, folks. Another day, another crypto bloodbath. My advice? Sell now, ask questions later. Just kidding… mostly. But seriously, if you’re still invested in crypto, you’re either a genius or a masochist. Maybe both. Nothing practical changes.