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2024-12-20 Dumpster Diving: 10M Market Cap Cryptos

Behold the bargain bin of the crypto world Today were bravely venturing into the depths of the 10M market cap cryptos where dreams go to die and rug pulls are a rite of passage Buckle up buttercup its gonna be a bumpy ride

  • RGT (Rari Governance Token)
    • $0.19: ⭐⭐
    • Rari Governance Token. Sounds fancy, right? More like “Rarely Governance Token,” am I right? Down 7% today. Even governance can’t save this sinking ship. Also, is it just me, or does anyone else see the irony of a governance token for a coin barely anyone governs?
  • STRAX (Stratis [Old])
    • $0.06: ⭐
    • Stratis [Old]. Emphasis on old. This coin’s about as relevant as a rotary phone in a smartphone store. Up 11% today? Don’t get too excited. It’s like finding a penny on the street – technically a win, but still practically worthless. Maybe buy Bitcoin, you cowards!
  • SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
    • $0.00: ⭐
    • SONM. Sounds like a bad knock-off mattress brand. Down 67% today. Ouch. That’s not a dip, that’s a freefall into the abyss. Next stop: crypto graveyard, where dreams go to die, right beside some guy who bought high on a meme coin and didn’t know the difference between a Bitcoin reserve and a parking spot.
  • TABOO (TABOO TOKEN)
    • $0.00: ⭐
    • TABOO TOKEN. The only thing taboo about this coin is its ability to make money. Down 6% today. It’s less taboo and more “blah-boo.” If a coin falls in the forest and no one cares, does it even make a sound? No. It just silently drains your wallet.
  • GF (GuildFi)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • GuildFi. Sounds like a dating app for gamers. Up 16% today. Congrats, you’re the king of the landfill! This is less “GuildFi” and more “Good Grief,” what have I invested in? Remember, even a broken clock is right twice a day, but this coin doesn’t strike me as an exception.

While Trump’s busy discussing Bitcoin reserves with Crypto.com’s CEO (because, who needs financial advisors when you have crypto bros?), these 10M market cap cryptos are clinging to life like a drowning rat. Meanwhile, XRP took a 7 billion dollar nosedive, proving that even the dinos aren’t safe. These 10M cap coins? They’re not even dinos. They’re like those weird trilobites nobody remembers. Except these trilobites can lose you all your money.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +11% 0.06 0 3510 STRAX Stratis [Old]
1 -67% 0 62.4K 2656 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
2 +6% 0 136K 2567 PLAY Play Token
3 -2% 0 141K 2523 RFR Refereum
4 -2% 79% 0 397K 2340 DAWN Dawn Protocol
5 -4% 99% 0 398K 2281 MARO Maro
6 +4% 0 417K 2260 DREP Drep [new]
7 88% 0 459K 2274 YLD Yield App
8 -6% 14% 0 469K 2645 PTS Petals
9 -24% 30% 0.01 519K 2504 HSF Hillstone Finance
10 0.01 989K 2018 GRV Grove Coin
11 -7% 97% 0.01 1.16M 1957 WAIT Hourglass
12 -1% 99% 0 1.31M 1902 OOKI Ooki Protocol
13 +1% 79% 0 1.54M 1927 FOR ForTube
14 +15% 0.02 1.58M 1840 VEGA Vega Protocol
15 -28% 58% 0 1.59M 2031 LYRA Lyra
16 0 1.7M 1815 REV Revain
17 -27% 65% 0 1.72M 1959 RFOX RFOX
18 -8% 69% 0 2.5M 1804 TAMA Tamadoge
19 +16% 2% 0 2.22M 2647 GF GuildFi
20 54% 0 2.35M 1906 SSG SOMESING
21 -7% 0.19 2.43M 1688 RGT Rari Governance Token
22 -40% 0 2.45M 1685 GFT Gifto
23 -6% 0 2.58M 2203 THN Throne
24 +6% 49% 0 2.71M 1892 STRM StreamCoin
25 -4% 52% 0 2.76M 1857 WOZX Efforce
26 -7% 59% 0 4.6M 1650 QOM Shiba Predator
27 -6% 100% 0 2.77M 1648 TABOO TABOO TOKEN
28 -6% 77% 0.03 2.91M 1711 OAX OAX

Overall, the crypto market is as stable as a Jenga tower built by a toddler. It’s a bloodbath out there, folks, and these 10M cap cryptos are leading the charge into oblivion. So, if you’re feeling adventurous, throw some cash at these coins. Or, you know, don’t. Maybe buy a lottery ticket instead. At least those have better odds… probably.

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