- ORDI (ORDI)
- $26.23: ⭐
- ORDI, down 9%? More like “ORDINARY” losses in this clown fiesta of a market. Even with a 100% circulating supply, it’s sinking faster than a lead balloon filled with bad financial advice. I bet Hailey Welch wishes she’d gotten in on THIS coin. At least her losses would have been, well, less embarrassing. Should we add Jake Paul to the lawsuit too? They are both in this sinking boat… Oh wait, no lifeboat here!
- NTRN (Neutron)
- $0.38: ⭐⭐
- Neutron, you had ONE job! Stay above a dollar! Down 9%? It’s not quite “exploding” with success, is it? This coin makes me want to spit on it like Hailey Welch probably spits on.. well, you know from the internet. It’s almost as if the Paul brothers are secretly behind this project! Oh wait, no, that would imply some level of competence. My bad. Let’s be real, it’s down because nobody wants to hear this, but this case won’t go anywhere. Early buyers are going to be sol.
- ARKM (Arkham)
- $1.51: ⭐⭐⭐
- Arkham, down 5%? That’s rookie numbers in this bloodbath! It’s like they’re trying to be the least embarrassing coin on the list, which is kind of sad. But hey, with a market cap of 10M, are we even surprised? Let’s face it, this entire market is currently in shambles, according to Reddit folks.
- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu)
- $0.20: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu? Seriously? With a name like that, you’re practically begging to be a meme. And down 7%? Shocking. It’s like a bizarre crossover episode nobody asked for. Imagine an NFT of this – a hybrid of everyone’s nightmares. Probably gonna be the scapegoat for the others involved
- BAD (Bad Idea AI)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bad Idea AI: Up 3%? In this market? Someone needs to explain the physics of that. It’s the only green shoot in a field of scorched earth. Either they’ve cracked the code to defying gravity, or someone fat-fingered a trade. Either way, I’m morbidly curious to see how long this lasts. I mean, it must be a slobby BJ behind the scene to achieve this defying gravity success…
Remember Hailey Welch, the “Hawk Tuah” girl? Turns out, memecoin rug pulls aren’t just for influencers with questionable pasts. Today’s 10M market cap cryptos are staging their own disappearing acts. Some are down 9%, others a mere 1%. It’s like watching a slow-motion train wreck, except the train is your investment and the wreck is your bank account. El Salvador might be doubling down on Bitcoin, but these baby cryptos are making a strong case for burying your money in the backyard. Seriously, Trump is meeting with Crypto.com’s CEO, what more do we need to realize?!
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-5% | 22% | 1.51 | 1.51B | 191 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 1 |  |
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0.04 | 4.06M | 1499 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | ||
| 2 |  |
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-7% | 100% | 6.83 | 6.83M | 1324 | UNIBOT | UniBot |
| 3 |  |
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-1% | 50% | 0.3 | 29.8M | 1030 | STT | Statter Network |
| 4 |  |
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-9% | 30% | 0.38 | 375M | 414 | NTRN | Neutron |
| 5 |  |
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+3% | 71% | 0 | 18.3M | 1086 | BAD | Bad Idea AI |
| 6 |  |
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-6% | 96% | 0.01 | 424M | 217 | SNEK | Snek |
| 7 |  |
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-7% | 0.2 | 199M | 300 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) | |
| 8 |  |
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-9% | 100% | 26.23 | 551M | 140 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 9 |  |
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-8% | 82% | 0 | 66.8M | 620 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
| 10 |  |
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-9% | 3533.14 | 6.25B | 10244 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | |
| 11 |  |
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-6% | 40% | 0.51 | 505M | 292 | EDU | Open Campus |
| 12 |  |
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-14% | 0 | 47.2M | 700 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | |
| 13 |  |
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+4% | 0 | 136K | 2565 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 14 |  |
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-9% | 0.16 | 479M | 331 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 15 |  |
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-1% | 0.01 | 142M | 389 | SDEX | SmarDex | |
| 16 |  |
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0.15 | 154M | 1011 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | ||
| 17 |  |
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-9% | 0.05 | 40.3M | 741 | NXRA | Nexera | |
| 18 |  |
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-8% | 0.08 | 7.94M | 1287 | OPTI | Optimus AI | |
| 19 |  |
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+7% | 4% | 0 | 45.7M | 1737 | HVH | HAVAH |
| 20 |  |
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-22% | 77% | 0.01 | 12.3M | 1204 | IMGNAI | imgnAI |
| 21 |  |
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-11% | 44% | 1.08 | 2.28B | 97 | CORE | Core |
| 22 |  |
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-1% | 32% | 0.01 | 86.1M | 841 | GFAL | Games for a Living |
| 23 |  |
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-5% | 27% | 0 | 41.2M | 1138 | NEXA | Nexa |
| 24 |  |
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-16% | 86% | 0.27 | 272M | 265 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 25 |  |
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-12% | 0.01 | 9.41M | 1219 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 26 |  |
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-2% | 0.01 | 977K | 2018 | GRV | Grove Coin | |
| 27 |  |
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-5% | 81% | 0 | 2.66B | 55 | BONK | Bonk |
| 28 |  |
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-12% | 58% | 0 | 16.6M | 1196 | RXD | Radiant |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market is less a roller coaster and more a freefall simulator right now. If you’re feeling optimistic, maybe it’s time to sell now and buy back in at $120k? But hey, at least the Paul brothers aren’t involved. Yet. (Please, no.) In the words of Reddit wisdom, “Line go down, I am poor. Line go up, I act poor.” Truer words have never been meme’d.