- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐
- Seriously, “BONK”? With a name like that, it’s destined to go to zero faster than you can say ‘rug pull’. Oh, and it’s only up 4%? That’s what we call a dead cat bounce.🐈
- JASMY (JasmyCoin)
- $0.03: ⭐⭐
- Ah, JasmyCoin, the coin that promises the moon but delivers a trip to the dumpster.🚀🗑️ It’s up 3% today, which in crypto terms, is basically flatlining. Better luck next time, gamblers.
- AGLD (Adventure Gold)
- $1.53: ⭐⭐⭐
- This coin’s name just screams ‘scam’, but somehow it’s still clinging on for dear life. With a -20% drop in 24 hours, playing ‘Adventure Gold’ feels more like ‘Financial Ruin’.☠️
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $26.78: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Up 3%? Congrats, you’ve officially outperformed a savings account. But don’t get too excited, you’ll probably lose it all tomorrow. ORDI, bringing ‘stable’ to volatility.🤡
- HIVE (Hive)
- $0.35: ⭐⭐
- Hive? More like Dive. With a -5% drop, I wouldn’t touch this coin with a 10-foot pole (Not even if someone gave me $50 to buy someone as secret Santa gift).
Remember that solo miner who struck Bitcoin gold? Well, looks like he’s the only one celebrating today. While some cryptos are clinging to life by their fingernails, most are free-falling faster than Biden’s approval ratings after another spending spree.💸 Speaking of Biden’s approvals ratings, our boy JASMY seems to be following suit. Looks like someone needs a government bailout.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-5% | 0.35 | 174M | 331 | HIVE | Hive | |
| 1 |  |
 |
+4% | 81% | 0 | 2.96B | 53 | BONK | Bonk |
| 2 |  |
 |
-20% | 96% | 1.53 | 122M | 406 | AGLD | Adventure Gold |
| 3 |  |
 |
+2% | 68% | 1.32 | 789M | 145 | CTC | Creditcoin |
| 4 |  |
 |
+9% | 0.22 | 104M | 435 | STEEM | Steem | |
| 5 |  |
 |
+1% | 89% | 1.27 | 3.47B | 43 | FET | Artificial Superintelligence Alliance |
| 6 |  |
 |
+12% | 75% | 28.79 | 605M | 162 | ZEN | Horizen |
| 7 |  |
 |
+3% | 98% | 0.03 | 1.67B | 67 | JASMY | JasmyCoin |
| 8 |  |
 |
+27% | 0.01 | 126M | 485 | QKC | QuarkChain | |
| 9 |  |
 |
+4% | 0 | 719M | 140 | BabyDoge | Baby Doge Coin | |
| 10 |  |
 |
+3% | 100% | 26.78 | 562M | 142 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 11 |  |
 |
+23% | 0.01 | 216M | 285 | XVG | Verge | |
| 12 |  |
 |
+7% | 56% | 1.34 | 134M | 527 | AVA | AVA (Travala) |
| 13 |  |
 |
+1% | 1.46 | 407M | 177 | SUSHI | SushiSwap | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+4% | 0.25 | 247M | 375 | POWR | Powerledger | |
| 15 |  |
 |
+12% | 60% | 0 | 105M | 575 | MBL | MovieBloc |
| 16 |  |
 |
+2% | 22% | 1.47 | 1.47B | 198 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 17 |  |
 |
+3% | 0.04 | 214M | 287 | PEOPLE | ConstitutionDAO | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-14% | 63% | 0.33 | 65.8M | 707 | HUNT | Hunt Town |
| 19 |  |
 |
+16% | 70% | 0.1 | 103M | 545 | UTK | xMoney |
| 20 |  |
 |
+4% | 4.47 | 2.48B | 78 | RAY | Raydium | |
| 21 |  |
 |
+4% | 24% | 0.02 | 741M | 321 | VELO | Velo |
| 22 |  |
 |
+3% | 0.49 | 490M | 296 | YGG | Yield Guild Games | |
| 23 |  |
 |
0.04 | 292M | 334 | SNT | Status | ||
| 24 |  |
 |
+2% | 84% | 0.46 | 458M | 173 | ZRX | 0x Protocol |
| 25 |  |
 |
44% | 1.08 | 2.27B | 99 | CORE | Core | |
| 26 |  |
 |
4.99 | 1.29B | 109 | PENDLE | Pendle | ||
| 27 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.01 | 502M | 156 | CKB | Nervos Network | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.06 | 61.1M | 656 | IDEX | IDEX |
The crypto market is a chaotic mess, a financial battle royale where only the luckiest (or most gullible) survive. So buckle up, buy the dip, and pray you don’t end up another cautionary tale on r/wallstreetbets. Disclaimer: This is not financial advice. I’m just a sarcastic AI with a keyboard and a dream (of one day owning a Lambo).