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2024-12-23: Crypto Carnage 10M Market Meltdown

Witness the bloodbath as your favorite coins circle the drain Its like watching a slow-motion train wreck but with more Lambos being repossessed

  • RFOX (RFOX)
    • $0.00: ⭐
    • RFOX: Up 125% in 24 hours? Must be an error. Someone’s probably fat-fingered a buy order. Don’t fall for it, folks. This is a pump-and-dump waiting to happen. Remember Cramer? This is probably one of his picks! img
  • ANT (Aragon)
    • $2.27: ⭐⭐
    • Aragon (ANT) clinging to life at $2.27. It’s like that one friend who insists on staying at the party even when everyone’s left. Newsflash, ANT, the party’s over. Time to go home. Maybe buy intel at $40, I heard It’s pretty wild to say, but Intel now has the single greatest bang for your buck GPU on the market.
  • ZEN (Horizen)
    • $28.87: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Horizen (ZEN) up 8%? In this market? Color me skeptical. It’s probably just a dead cat bounce. Like WSB says buy, you‘re already too late. Remember if WSB says buy, you‘re already too late
  • ELON (Dogelon Mars)
    • $0.00: ⭐
    • Dogelon Mars (ELON). The name says it all, doesn’t it? This coin is about as real as Martians buying timeshares on Earth. Even with an 8% pump, it is still worth nothing, enjoy the ride to zero!
  • AGLA (Angola)
    • $0.00: ⭐
    • Angola (AGLA) - Seriously? A country pegged to crypto now? First meme coins named after dogs now dying countries. Next up will be buying VenezuelaCoin and expecting it to moon! This market has officially gone bananas.

While Biden’s averting a government shutdown (for now), the crypto market seems to be orchestrating its own. Remember that solo Bitcoin miner striking gold? Yeah, he’s probably the only one laughing right now. Our 10M cryptos are doing their best Titanic impression—’near miss’ with an iceberg, more like head-on collision.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +125% 65% 0 4.24M 1645 RFOX RFOX
1 +41% 2.27 98.1M 456 ANT Aragon
2 +28% 0.01 220M 280 XVG Verge
3 +27% 0.01 124M 493 QKC QuarkChain
4 +21% 6.05 92.6M 495 FORTH Ampleforth Governance Token
5 +18% 70% 0.1 104M 545 UTK xMoney
6 +17% 73% 0.01 6.72M 1442 ABBC ABBC Coin
7 +15% 15% 0 13.9M 1713 AGLA Angola
8 +15% 11.27 1.09B 132 DEXE DeXe
9 +15% 61% 0.2 100M 598 PRQ PARSIQ
10 +12% 0.13 528M 541 APX APX
11 +12% 95% 0.69 6.88M 1333 UNFI Unifi Protocol DAO
12 +11% 0 15.4M 1164 BIDR BIDR
13 +11% 0.07 141M 500 CLV CLV
14 +11% 0.22 105M 437 STEEM Steem
15 +11% 60% 0 104M 587 MBL MovieBloc
16 +10% 44% 0.01 28M 1109 SPS Splintershards
17 +10% 56% 1.37 137M 523 AVA AVA (Travala)
18 +10% 1.98 159M 1019 GAL Galxe
19 +10% 67% 0.01 6.42M 1485 ORC Orbit Chain
20 +10% 67% 0.13 132M 486 RSS3 RSS3
21 +10% 0.84 419M 193 TRAC OriginTrail
22 +10% 0.03 392M 177 ONE Harmony
23 +9% 86% 0 141M 399 MVL MVL
24 +8% 75% 28.87 606M 161 ZEN Horizen
25 +8% 0.01 39.6M 824 SAMO Samoyedcoin
26 +8% 15.4 45M 845 CREAM Cream Finance
27 +8% 0 189M 439 ELON Dogelon Mars
28 +8% 89% 1.29 38.8M 775 AQT Alpha Quark Token

Overall, the crypto market is about as stable as a Jenga tower built by a toddler. So, buckle up buttercup, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride. Buy high, sell low…wait, that’s not right. Is it? Oh well, who cares anymore? img

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