- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $95964.42: ⭐⭐
- The king is stumbling! Down 8% in seven days? Guess even Bitcoin can’t escape the gravity of a bear market. Remember when $50 of BTC was a Secret Santa gift? Now, it’s a down payment on a used car. #Bitcoin #Crypto
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3335.26: ⭐⭐
- Ethereum, the supposed future of finance, is down 15% this week. Apparently, the future isn’t as bright as we thought. At least the gas fees are staying low? #Ethereum #CryptoCrash
- SOL (Solana)
- $184.91: ⭐
- Solana… lol. Trying to hang with the big boys like BTC and ETH. Down 15%? Cute. Looks like another rug pull waiting to happen. #Solana #Crypto
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.32: ⭐⭐⭐
- Dogecoin: because who needs fundamentals when you have memes? Down only 21%? A true champion of resilience in the face of utter nonsense. #Doge #Memecoin
- XRP (XRP)
- $2.20: ⭐⭐
- XRP, still fighting the SEC and now fighting the bears too. Down 7%? Maybe they should focus on getting listed on more exchanges instead of battling lawsuits. #XRP #SEC
Remember that solo Bitcoin miner who struck gold? Well, today’s market suggests that luck might be running out for everyone else. The crypto world is going full WSB. If WSB says buy, you’re already too late! If the position is good for posting, it’s good for selling! From Bitcoin (BTC) to Ethereum (ETH) and Solana (SOL), the bears are having a picnic. It’s like watching Cramer give financial advice—everything is green except for AMD! This market is making even Intel’s budget GPU look like a decent investment.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-3% | 9.26 | 10.5B | 29 | APT | Aptos | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-3% | 88% | 1581.93 | 1.59B | 71 | MKR | Maker |
| 2 |  |
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-3% | 6.98 | 10.7B | 17 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 3 |  |
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-3% | 57% | 2.2 | 220B | 4 | XRP | XRP |
| 4 |  |
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-3% | 57% | 37.16 | 26.6B | 11 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 5 |  |
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-2% | 94% | 445.97 | 9.37B | 19 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 6 |  |
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-2% | 60% | 0.36 | 17.9B | 16 | XLM | Stellar |
| 7 |  |
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-2% | 6.52 | 2.55B | 50 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 8 |  |
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-2% | 0.16 | 4.69B | 32 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 9 |  |
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-2% | 78% | 0.9 | 40.5B | 9 | ADA | Cardano |
| 10 |  |
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-1% | 4.95 | 9.69B | 45 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.32 | 46.6B | 7 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 12 |  |
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-1% | 3325.63 | 32.3B | 10261 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.48 | 4.81B | 105 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-1% | 3335.26 | 402B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-1% | 0 | 12.9B | 14 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-1% | 95883.3 | 6.26B | 10267 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-1% | 95569.4 | 12.8B | 10264 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-1% | 94% | 95964.4 | 2.02T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 19 |  |
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93% | 0.05 | 4.01B | 36 | VET | VeChain | |
| 20 |  |
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81% | 108.84 | 1.62B | 78 | QNT | Quant | |
| 21 |  |
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45.41 | 13.6B | 48 | OKB | OKB | ||
| 22 |  |
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10.21 | 5.38B | 31 | ICP | Internet Computer | ||
| 23 |  |
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184.91 | 109B | 6 | SOL | Solana | ||
| 24 |  |
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31% | 1.81 | 7.75B | 52 | OP | Optimism | |
| 25 |  |
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71% | 26.5 | 5.58B | 35 | ETC | Ethereum Classic | |
| 26 |  |
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14.04 | 14B | 21 | UNI | Uniswap | ||
| 27 |  |
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1 | 68.3M | 556 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 28 |  |
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1 | 143B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt |
The crypto market is like a bad reality TV show—full of drama, tears, and questionable decisions. So, buckle up, grab your popcorn, and enjoy the show. Or maybe just panic sell now and save yourself the heartache. Remember - If it’s good enough to take a picture, it’s good enough to take profits! Who needs a ‘Santa rally’ when you have a ‘Santa liquidation’ sale?