- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐
- Shiba Inu. The Dogecoin killer that never was. Holding steady at near $0 because some clueless retail investors still believe that they can win a lottery without buying a ticket. It is like trying to find a needle in a haystack after setting the haystack on fire. Good luck with that, folks!
- BTCB (Bitcoin BEP2)
- $95311.49: ⭐⭐
- BTCB, the Bitcoin that lives on the wrong side of the blockchain tracks (Binance Smart Chain). It’s like a knock-off handbag – it looks almost the same, but something isn’t quite right. Down 1%… same old story. Look at the bright side, folks, at least it’s not down 2%… yet.
- BUSD (BUSD)
- $1.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- Ah, BUSD. The stablecoin that stubbornly refuses to move. Like a rock in a raging river, it stays put at $1. Exciting stuff, folks! It’s the financial equivalent of watching paint dry.
- HBAR (Hedera)
- $0.27: ⭐⭐
- Hedera, up 4%! Hold the phone, call your grandma! I feel personally offended you discovered my trading strategy. Don’t start popping the champagne just yet. This is crypto, where today’s gains are tomorrow’s ‘I should have sold’ regrets.
- LTC (Litecoin)
- $102.27: ⭐⭐⭐
- Litecoin, the silver to Bitcoin’s gold (except when it’s not). Up 1%, because why not? It’s like a middle-aged athlete desperately clinging to past glory.
Today’s data snapshot reveals a chilling truth: even the mighty Bitcoin (BTC) is feeling the pinch. Remember that solo miner who struck gold? He’s probably wishing he’d panic-sold at the top like the rest of us. Intel’s triumphant GPU launch? A total smokescreen. They probably lose money on every sale. It’s like selling dollar bills for 90 cents. Who cares that they’re selling like hotcakes? It is about profits.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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1 | 68.3M | 556 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 1 |  |
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1 | 496M | 155 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 2 |  |
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-4% | 88% | 1568.64 | 1.58B | 71 | MKR | Maker |
| 3 |  |
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81% | 107.04 | 1.59B | 79 | QNT | Quant | |
| 4 |  |
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+2% | 1.74 | 1.74B | 69 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 5 |  |
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-1% | 6.48 | 2.53B | 49 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 6 |  |
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191.13 | 3.53B | 38 | XMR | Monero | ||
| 7 |  |
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93% | 0.05 | 4.01B | 36 | VET | VeChain | |
| 8 |  |
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-1% | 0.15 | 4.64B | 32 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 9 |  |
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0.48 | 4.77B | 105 | MATIC | Polygon | ||
| 10 |  |
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10.16 | 5.36B | 31 | ICP | Internet Computer | ||
| 11 |  |
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1 | 5.37B | 28 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 12 |  |
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71% | 26.33 | 5.55B | 35 | ETC | Ethereum Classic | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-1% | 95311.5 | 6.22B | 10263 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 14 |  |
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+1% | 5.12 | 6.28B | 25 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 15 |  |
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+1% | 54% | 1.18 | 7.34B | 34 | MNT | Mantle |
| 16 |  |
 |
0.76 | 7.59B | 41 | ARB | Arbitrum | ||
| 17 |  |
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31% | 1.79 | 7.7B | 52 | OP | Optimism | |
| 18 |  |
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+1% | 89% | 102.27 | 8.59B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 19 |  |
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-2% | 94% | 443.13 | 9.31B | 19 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 20 |  |
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9.38 | 9.24B | 20 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 21 |  |
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4.93 | 9.66B | 45 | FIL | Filecoin | ||
| 22 |  |
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-3% | 9.2 | 10.4B | 29 | APT | Aptos | |
| 23 |  |
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-2% | 6.93 | 10.6B | 17 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 24 |  |
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-1% | 94976.8 | 12.7B | 10260 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 25 |  |
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0 | 12.8B | 14 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | ||
| 26 |  |
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+4% | 0.27 | 13.4B | 10337 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 27 |  |
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+4% | 76% | 0.27 | 13.5B | 18 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 28 |  |
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45.34 | 13.6B | 47 | OKB | OKB |
So, there you have it. The crypto market, ladies and gentlemen. A thrilling rollercoaster of hopes, dreams, and plummeting portfolio values. Remember, folks, ‘If it’s good enough to take a picture, it’s good enough to take profits.’ Unless it’s a picture of your portfolio. In that case, frame it as a reminder of your hubris. Until next time, happy HODLing (or, you know, panic-selling).