- STRAX (Stratis [Old])
- $0.07: ⭐
- Stratis [Old]? More like Stratis [Cold]. Down 14% - probably deserves to be next to my grandpa’s urn on the mantlepiece.
- HSF (Hillstone Finance)
- $0.0: ⭐⭐
- -48%? Hillstone Finance is looking more like Hillstone Decline. What’s next? Tombstone Finance?
- RGT (Rari Governance Token)
- $0.16: ⭐⭐⭐
- Rari Governance Token - the name alone makes me want to run for the hills. Down 17%? Color me shocked (not really).
- TAMA (Tamadoge)
- $0.0: ⭐⭐
- Tamadoge - sounds like a rejected Pokemon. At least it’s only down 2%. Could be worse. It could be named Stratis.
- WTC (Waltonchain)
- $0.03: ⭐⭐⭐
- Waltonchain? I’m picturing a discount Walmart chain where you buy slightly used crypto dreams. Down 3%, but it’s been through worse. Right?
While Biden’s averting a government shutdown (again, yawn) might have some folks thinking green dildos are back on the menu, our 10M fully diluted market cap list is about as green as my grandma’s moldy cheese. It’s like watching Intel’s ’triumphant’ GPU launch – sure, it’s sold out, but who actually wants that? Oh and speaking of wins, some dude solo-mined a Bitcoin block. Good for him. I’m still waiting for my ship to come in - or rather, sink in this red sea.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-14% | 0.07 | 0 | 3279 | STRAX | Stratis [Old] | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-16% | 0 | 47.3K | 2702 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |
| 2 |  |
 |
0 | 158K | 2540 | PLAY | Play Token | ||
| 3 |  |
 |
+8% | 0 | 193K | 2458 | RFR | Refereum | |
| 4 |  |
 |
-2% | 79% | 0 | 385K | 2339 | DAWN | Dawn Protocol |
| 5 |  |
 |
+2% | 99% | 0 | 347K | 2309 | MARO | Maro |
| 6 |  |
 |
-48% | 30% | 0 | 376K | 2564 | HSF | Hillstone Finance |
| 7 |  |
 |
+10% | 0 | 437K | 2246 | DREP | Drep [new] | |
| 8 |  |
 |
+4% | 14% | 0 | 450K | 2654 | PTS | Petals |
| 9 |  |
 |
88% | 0 | 459K | 2268 | YLD | Yield App | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-2% | 97% | 0.01 | 726K | 2097 | WAIT | Hourglass |
| 11 |  |
 |
0.01 | 949K | 2021 | GRV | Grove Coin | ||
| 12 |  |
 |
-4% | 99% | 0 | 1.28M | 1898 | OOKI | Ooki Protocol |
| 13 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.02 | 1.36M | 1885 | VEGA | Vega Protocol | |
| 14 |  |
 |
79% | 0 | 1.63M | 1889 | FOR | ForTube | |
| 15 |  |
 |
0 | 1.7M | 1808 | REV | Revain | ||
| 16 |  |
 |
-2% | 69% | 0 | 2.42M | 1812 | TAMA | Tamadoge |
| 17 |  |
 |
-17% | 0.16 | 1.95M | 1760 | RGT | Rari Governance Token | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-5% | 54% | 0 | 2.06M | 1946 | SSG | SOMESING |
| 19 |  |
 |
+14% | 58% | 0 | 2.06M | 1923 | LYRA | Lyra |
| 20 |  |
 |
2% | 0 | 2.13M | 2659 | GF | GuildFi | |
| 21 |  |
 |
-12% | 49% | 0 | 2.18M | 1970 | STRM | StreamCoin |
| 22 |  |
 |
-14% | 0.01 | 2.29M | 1813 | VTS | Veritise | |
| 23 |  |
 |
0 | 2.6M | 2196 | THN | Throne | ||
| 24 |  |
 |
-3% | 59% | 0 | 4.41M | 1655 | QOM | Shiba Predator |
| 25 |  |
 |
-2% | 100% | 0 | 2.86M | 1633 | TABOO | TABOO TOKEN |
| 26 |  |
 |
-3% | 89% | 0.03 | 3.23M | 1627 | WTC | Waltonchain |
| 27 |  |
 |
-1% | 52% | 0 | 3.06M | 1833 | WOZX | Efforce |
| 28 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.04 | 3.1M | 1595 | FSN | Fusion |
Overall, the crypto market is looking as stable as a Jenga tower built by a toddler. So, if you’re feeling lucky, go ahead and buy the dip. Or, you know, do literally anything else. At least then, you’ll only be disappointed once.