- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $95201.79: ⭐⭐
- Bitcoin, the grandpa of crypto, is still on life support. Sure, it’s worth a lot, but so is my grandma’s antique porcelain doll collection. And let’s be real, neither one is going to make me rich overnight. Unless I can convince someone that porcelain dolls are the next big NFT craze.
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.31: ⭐⭐
- Dogecoin, the meme coin that refuses to die. It’s like that cockroach in your kitchen – you think you’ve got it, but it always comes back. Buy it if you want to prove you have a sense of humor. Or if you enjoy setting your money on fire.
Remember that solo Bitcoin miner who struck gold? Well, he’s probably the only one smiling today. BTC is flatlining, ETH is contemplating an existential crisis, and SOL is… well, SOL is still trying to figure out what it is. Let’s not even talk about Intel’s “triumphant” GPU launch. It’s a total triumph for bargain bin shoppers, that’s for sure.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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94% | 95201.8 | 2T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | |
| 1 |  |
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3292.82 | 397B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | ||
| 2 |  |
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-2% | 57% | 2.18 | 218B | 4 | XRP | XRP |
| 3 |  |
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1 | 143B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 4 |  |
 |
-1% | 181.93 | 107B | 6 | SOL | Solana | |
| 5 |  |
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661.84 | 95.3B | 5 | BNB | BNB | ||
| 6 |  |
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0.31 | 46.1B | 7 | DOGE | Dogecoin | ||
| 7 |  |
 |
1 | 42.9B | 8 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 8 |  |
 |
78% | 0.88 | 39.8B | 9 | ADA | Cardano | |
| 9 |  |
 |
3289.6 | 32B | 10253 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | ||
| 10 |  |
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+1% | 5.41 | 27.7B | 13 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 11 |  |
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+2% | 22.55 | 22.6B | 12 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 12 |  |
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0.25 | 21.5B | 10254 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 13 |  |
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0.25 | 21.3B | 10 | TRX | TRON | ||
| 14 |  |
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60% | 0.35 | 17.7B | 16 | XLM | Stellar | |
| 15 |  |
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-3% | 57% | 36.31 | 26B | 11 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 16 |  |
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+1% | 13.78 | 13.8B | 21 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 17 |  |
 |
45.24 | 13.6B | 47 | OKB | OKB | ||
| 18 |  |
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+6% | 76% | 0.27 | 13.4B | 18 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 19 |  |
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+5% | 0.27 | 13.3B | 10333 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 20 |  |
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-1% | 94905.5 | 12.7B | 10256 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 21 |  |
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0 | 12.7B | 14 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | ||
| 22 |  |
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6.9 | 10.6B | 17 | DOT | Polkadot | ||
| 23 |  |
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-3% | 9.09 | 10.3B | 29 | APT | Aptos | |
| 24 |  |
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4.89 | 9.59B | 45 | FIL | Filecoin | ||
| 25 |  |
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9.38 | 9.24B | 20 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 26 |  |
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-1% | 94% | 440.86 | 9.26B | 19 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 27 |  |
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+2% | 89% | 102.02 | 8.57B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 28 |  |
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+2% | 31% | 1.78 | 7.64B | 53 | OP | Optimism |
The crypto market is about as stable as a Jenga tower built by a toddler. Buckle up, buttercup, because it’s gonna be a bumpy ride. Or maybe just go invest in beanie babies. At least they’re cute.