- KDA (Kadena)
- $1.76: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Kadena, the quiet achiever of the bunch. Up 39% in 24 hours and 86% over the week. Not quite MSTR gains, but hey, at least you won’t end up begging on r/borrow next week. Relatively stable, unlike our WSB gambler’s portfolio. Maybe he should’ve considered KDA instead of those PLTR weeklies. #justsayin'
- SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
- $0.0: ⭐⭐
- SONM? More like SNOOZE-M. Up 119% in 24 hours, but let’s be real, that’s like bragging about winning a limbo contest against toddlers. Still, better than South Korea’s president’s approval rating right now.
- RSR (Reserve Rights)
- $0.02: ⭐⭐⭐
- Reserve Rights, or as I like to call it, “Reserve Your Right to Lose Money”. Up 56% in 24 hours. Not bad, but unless you’re buying pizzas with it in 2010, it’s hardly a life-changer. Might be a decent buy-the-dip play, but tread carefully, regards.
- DOME (Everdome)
- $0.0: ⭐⭐
- Everdome? Sounds like a dating app for doomsday preppers. Up 107% in 24 hours. Not quite the rocket to the moon we were hoping for, but hey, at least it’s not down 6% like those poor Korean stocks. #buythedip #ornot
- AMP (Amp)
- $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐
- Amp, trying to electrify the market, but mostly just causing minor sparks. A decent 49% jump in 24 hours, but if you’re looking for life-altering gains, you might want to look elsewhere. Or maybe try shorting South Korean stocks. Too soon?
Remember that guy who turned $1k into $1M then back to $20k? Yeah, he’s back, but this time he’s eyeballing Palantir weeklies after getting REKT by MicroStrategy (MSTR). While South Korea flirts with martial law and HitBTC continues its crusade against dormant DOGE, our top 10M cryptos are putting on quite the show. Will they follow our WSB hero’s trajectory or moon like NVDA in ‘02? Let’s dive in.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+119% | 0 | 429K | 2229 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |
| 1 |  |
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+107% | 18% | 0 | 58.7M | 1165 | DOME | Everdome |
| 2 |  |
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+45% | 22% | 0 | 55.9M | 1065 | STC | SaitaChain Coin |
| 3 |  |
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+56% | 53% | 0.02 | 2.09B | 104 | RSR | Reserve Rights |
| 4 |  |
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+52% | 20.68 | 2.07B | 5668 | VERI | Veritaseum | |
| 5 |  |
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+49% | 0.01 | 1.12B | 119 | AMP | Amp | |
| 6 |  |
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+52% | 0.01 | 62M | 674 | KLV | Klever Coin | |
| 7 |  |
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+42% | 0.58 | 29.2M | 872 | VXV | Vectorspace AI | |
| 8 |  |
 |
+34% | 15% | 0.01 | 23.4M | 1548 | AGLA | Angola |
| 9 |  |
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+45% | 3.2 | 80.1M | 572 | RARI | RARI | |
| 10 |  |
 |
+42% | 0.04 | 707M | 239 | SUN | Sun [New] | |
| 11 |  |
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+40% | 88% | 0 | 459K | 2248 | YLD | Yield App |
| 12 |  |
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+38% | 96% | 0.03 | 432M | 197 | XYO | XYO |
| 13 |  |
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+39% | 29% | 1.76 | 1.76B | 170 | KDA | Kadena |
| 14 |  |
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+36% | 0.07 | 63M | 655 | NXRA | Nexera | |
| 15 |  |
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+34% | 0.03 | 26.4M | 988 | HELLO | HELLO Labs | |
| 16 |  |
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+31% | 52% | 0 | 4.32M | 1723 | WOZX | Efforce |
| 17 |  |
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+30% | 0.02 | 1.3M | 1917 | VEGA | Vega Protocol | |
| 18 |  |
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+31% | 0.2 | 24.7M | 914 | SOUL | Phantasma | |
| 19 |  |
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+29% | 0.01 | 64M | 631 | FUN | FUNToken | |
| 20 |  |
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+28% | 99% | 0 | 174M | 364 | WIN | WINkLink |
| 21 |  |
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+27% | 0.03 | 19.6M | 1467 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 22 |  |
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+25% | 0.01 | 2.21M | 1838 | VTS | Veritise | |
| 23 |  |
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+25% | 2.98 | 239M | 927 | GAL | Galxe | |
| 24 |  |
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+23% | 82% | 0.32 | 31.9M | 895 | SDAO | SingularityDAO |
| 25 |  |
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+22% | 63% | 0 | 129M | 557 | XCN | Onyxcoin |
| 26 |  |
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+23% | 55% | 0.27 | 266M | 405 | AURORA | Aurora |
| 27 |  |
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+21% | 96% | 0.52 | 130M | 450 | BTRST | Braintrust |
| 28 |  |
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+22% | 52% | 0.55 | 117M | 644 | NULS | NULS |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market, where dreams are made and portfolios are decimated. While some coins are showing signs of life, others are just clinging on for dear life. Kind of like that guy with the $20k left. In the immortal words of WSB: Diamond hands or regarded hands? The choice, as always, is yours. Godspeed, you magnificent degenerates.