- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $72137.83: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin, the OG crypto, is still strutting its stuff. $72k? Not too shabby for a digital dinosaur. Apparently, Bitcoin hitting $80k CAD is a big deal. Who knew maple syrup and digital gold paired so well?
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $2668.33: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum, the Robin to Bitcoin’s Batman. Always playing second fiddle, but hey, $2,668 ain’t chump change. Just don’t expect a Lambo this year, unless it’s a pre-owned one.
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.17: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Dogecoin? Still alive? Color me surprised. This meme-coin is somehow still fetching $0.17. Hey, at least it’s more entertaining than watching paint dry. Unless your paint is being paid for with a Robinhood $200k bonus. Then that paint is riveting.
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $11.97: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- LINK, trying to connect the real world and the crypto world. Ambitious, but is it paying off? $11.97 isn’t bad, but I’ve seen hamsters with more impressive gains.
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.0: ⭐⭐
- Shiba Inu. Another meme coin. Another day, another zero. Pretty much the crypto equivalent of a participation trophy. Though, with a name like Shiba Inu, who needs actual value, right?
Word on the street (aka Reddit) is that some dude turned a cool $200k into $6M on NVDA. Turns out, all you gotta do is not sell. Makes you wonder if these Bitcoin hodlers are onto something. Now, while our gamer friend is probably busy telling his boss where to stick his performance review, let’s see who’s actually winning in the crypto arena.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+1% | 94% | 72137.8 | 1.51T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 1 |  |
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+2% | 2668.33 | 321B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 2 |  |
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1 | 122B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 3 |  |
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178.45 | 105B | 5 | SOL | Solana | ||
| 4 |  |
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601.81 | 87.8B | 4 | BNB | BNB | ||
| 5 |  |
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56% | 0.52 | 52.4B | 7 | XRP | XRP | |
| 6 |  |
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1 | 34.9B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 7 |  |
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+2% | 2669.2 | 26B | 9725 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 8 |  |
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5.02 | 25.7B | 10 | TON | Toncoin | ||
| 9 |  |
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+5% | 0.17 | 25.3B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 10 |  |
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+2% | 77% | 0.36 | 16.1B | 11 | ADA | Cardano |
| 11 |  |
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+2% | 0.17 | 14.6B | 9726 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 12 |  |
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+2% | 0.17 | 14.5B | 9 | TRX | TRON | |
| 13 |  |
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+4% | 11.97 | 12B | 15 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 14 |  |
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56% | 26.6 | 19B | 13 | AVAX | Avalanche | |
| 15 |  |
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-1% | 39.27 | 11.8B | 37 | OKB | OKB | |
| 16 |  |
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+4% | 9.96 | 11.2B | 22 | APT | Aptos | |
| 17 |  |
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+3% | 0 | 11.1B | 12 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 18 |  |
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+1% | 72109.6 | 10.6B | 9728 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 19 |  |
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+1% | 8.01 | 8.01B | 23 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 20 |  |
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94% | 380.23 | 7.98B | 14 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |
| 21 |  |
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+3% | 29% | 1.72 | 7.39B | 42 | OP | Optimism |
| 22 |  |
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+3% | 3.76 | 7.36B | 40 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 23 |  |
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+1% | 4.2 | 6.35B | 16 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 24 |  |
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89% | 72.44 | 6.08B | 19 | LTC | Litecoin | |
| 25 |  |
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6.05 | 5.96B | 18 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 26 |  |
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+3% | 0.55 | 5.5B | 41 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 27 |  |
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1 | 5.36B | 20 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 28 |  |
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-1% | 4.37 | 5.33B | 21 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol |
So, there you have it. The crypto market, a land of baffling valuations, meme-driven madness, and the occasional diamond in the digital rough. Is it a bubble? A revolution? Who cares? Just make sure your bags are packed, your memes are fresh, and your sarcasm shields are up. Because in this wild west of finance, it’s adapt or be left holding a bag of worthless JPEGs.