Bitcoin dreams? More like Bitcoin nightmares John lost everything chasing crypto riches Learn from his mistakes before its too late Remember Enron remember Madoff
BPs stock soaring on Shell takeover rumors? Sounds like another Enron waiting to happen Dont bet your retirement on corporate fairy tales
Another consulting firm implodes Surprise surprise Turns out expert advice is often just fancy jargon for making your CEOs bad ideas look good Its like a financial Ponzi scheme dressed in a suit
Another crypto crash? Shocking Celebrities promoting get-rich-quick schemes while everyday folks lose their savings Deja vu anyone? Remember Enron? Same playbook different decade
Iran bombings Reddit memes another crypto pump-and-dump Guaranteed returns? Guaranteed losses more like Dont be the greater fool
