Another crypto bloodbath Altcoins? More like alt-lose coins Remember: get-rich-quick schemes are rarely quick and almost always result in getting poor Dont chase hype
Crypto scammer thought Monero was his get-out-of-jail-free card Turns out even ghosts leave digital footprints 25M in stolen data and now hes facing decades in prison Shouldve stuck to robbing banksat least those are less traceable
The IRS is playing a high-stakes game of crypto tax gotcha Thousands of warning letters sent Remember Enron? This is the blockchain version
Nikes 1B tariff problem? Surprise surprise its not the tariffs that hurt the most Its the predictable corporate greed and the workers who will suffer to cover it Remember Enron? Same playbook different swoosh
Bitcoin dreams? More like Bitcoin nightmares John lost everything chasing crypto riches Learn from his mistakes before its too late Remember Enron remember Madoff
