Featured image of post Tesla Tears: A Cautionary Tale

Tesla Tears: A Cautionary Tale

John bet his life savings on Tesla vibes and lost This isnt investing its a casino where the house always wins Remember 2008? Same song different dance

Featured image of post Tesla: Casino Not Company

Tesla: Casino Not Company

Tesla stock soars on bad earnings? Classic Wall Street Bet against the masses they said Itll be fun they said Now everyone holding puts is crying in their ramen options shortsqueeze

Featured image of post Tesla: Casino Royale

Tesla: Casino Royale

Tesla missed earnings by 35? Stock goes up This markets a joke Dont be the punchline NoHashtagsJustPain

Featured image of post Tesla: Hype Hubris and the Coming Crash?

Tesla: Hype Hubris and the Coming Crash?

Teslas Q1 report: a dumpster fire wrapped in a shiny press release Revenue down profits tanked but the stocks up? Clown market confirmed No financial advice just morbid curiosity

Made with the laziness 🦥
by a busy guy