Trumps trade war: More like a trade tantrum Markets briefly sigh in relief but the damage is done Fool me once shame on you Fool me twice well youre still probably gonna get fooled again
Trade war? More like a trade farce Trumps flip-flops are enriching insiders while Main Street gets fleeced Remember 2008? Same playbook different game
Trump says he wont fire Powell Markets rejoice My retirement fund cries Is this what adult supervision looks like? justasking marketmanipulation politics
Trumps market magic show: Now you see it profits now you dont pension Dont blink or youll miss the next crash NostradamusMarket
Trumps cutting tariffs? LOL Like a con artist giving you a discount on a fake Rolex Still getting ripped off folks TradeWar Economy
